Post by AJ Riles on Apr 17, 2008 17:12:53 GMT -5
The camera fades in to show Red Norton, with Spike hanging on for dear life, at the catering table. Red slowly walks around the table, picking food up and shoveling it into his mouth, ignoring the caterer's pleas to use a plate. "Mm...barbecue..." Red mutters, shoving some barbecued ribs into his mouth before moving on to the barbecued chicken. Yugo Ryan and Melissa Rez stand between them and the camera, watching in horror. Or perhaps awe... No, definitely horror.
"THESE are the ones we're supposed to talk to...?" Yugo asks, cocking an eyebrow and worriedly looking to Melissa, like she's lost her mind. Melissa grins before patting Yugo on the shoulder.
"I know, they look like complete and total morons, but the big one there has been pinned once. Besides, didn't you see their last match? They're the number-one contenders to the tag titles." Melissa states, pointing to the duo. Red's face is now coated in barbecue sauce, making him look like he'd caught and eaten the animals raw. Yugo approaches the two while Melissa follows suit, a bit behind. Spike looks to Yugo as he approaches, and Red looks up for a moment, before diving back into the food.
"He-hey! The Norton Brothers! Future AWF World Tag Team Champions, eh?" Yugo laughs as Spike cocks an eyebrow.
"Ain'chu dat guy whut lost his qualifier to, uh...whuzzis name...? Whuddyu want?" Spike asks, as Red continues munching away, with Spike still dangling from his arm.
"How would you two like to join up with me? Think of it, guys. Together, we could dominate this promotion!" Yugo states, making a grand gesture with his arms. "The next AWF World Tag Team Champions, and the future AWF World Champion, together!"
"Da's it? No...money, er nothin'?" Spike demands.
"Well, uh...I...suppose..." Yugo begins, taken off guard by the demand.
"Well'n, piss off! C'mawn, Red, le's go." Spike commands, as Red looks up, lets out a loud belch, and walks off, dragging Spike along the floor as he goes. "Heheh, YEE-HAW!"
"Well, so much for that plan, Melissa. You got any other GREAT ideas?" Yugo demands as Melissa giggles and shrugs.
"THESE are the ones we're supposed to talk to...?" Yugo asks, cocking an eyebrow and worriedly looking to Melissa, like she's lost her mind. Melissa grins before patting Yugo on the shoulder.
"I know, they look like complete and total morons, but the big one there has been pinned once. Besides, didn't you see their last match? They're the number-one contenders to the tag titles." Melissa states, pointing to the duo. Red's face is now coated in barbecue sauce, making him look like he'd caught and eaten the animals raw. Yugo approaches the two while Melissa follows suit, a bit behind. Spike looks to Yugo as he approaches, and Red looks up for a moment, before diving back into the food.
"He-hey! The Norton Brothers! Future AWF World Tag Team Champions, eh?" Yugo laughs as Spike cocks an eyebrow.
"Ain'chu dat guy whut lost his qualifier to, uh...whuzzis name...? Whuddyu want?" Spike asks, as Red continues munching away, with Spike still dangling from his arm.
"How would you two like to join up with me? Think of it, guys. Together, we could dominate this promotion!" Yugo states, making a grand gesture with his arms. "The next AWF World Tag Team Champions, and the future AWF World Champion, together!"
"Da's it? No...money, er nothin'?" Spike demands.
"Well, uh...I...suppose..." Yugo begins, taken off guard by the demand.
"Well'n, piss off! C'mawn, Red, le's go." Spike commands, as Red looks up, lets out a loud belch, and walks off, dragging Spike along the floor as he goes. "Heheh, YEE-HAW!"
"Well, so much for that plan, Melissa. You got any other GREAT ideas?" Yugo demands as Melissa giggles and shrugs.
