MWL Redline - 2008-12-24 - Good Saint Mike 2008

[AJ Riles]

MWL Redline's Letter to Santa

Two wins tonight - Jarvick Redrock

Another year under my belt! - Viper

All-you-can-eat lobster pizza for me, Yugo, and Melissa. - Lino

An MWL World Heavyweight Championship reign before the new year - Catastrophe

Another match with you-know-who! - Phoenix Angel & B-4

A rematch against the Brotherhood - Kouryuu

BBQ - Red Norton

No more ladder matches! - Maverick Miller

MORE ratings! - Shane Warner

Total dominance - Kairez & the Brotherhood

昇給! - Kentan

更多風扇 - Tiananman

I want a kitten! - Byakko

Santa isn't real. - Chad Vritska

For Chad to SHUT UP! - Free Radical (Jimmy & Nick)

And face facts. - AJ

A visit from dad - Chris & Allan Martel

Who am I writing this to, again? - Levithan

More shrimp-related food and Mountain Dew than I'll know what to do with. - Yugo Ryan

A trip to Vegas! - Chance

Some respect. - Magnum

... - Cain

Every title in MWL all at once! - Alex DuVry

More ring time - Panzer

...Can I go home, now? - Jarvick Redrock (again)

More vacation time! - Chris Campbell

The camera pans out from the close-up of the list as Sarah Alyssa hands the paper to Michael Jamborgh, who shoves the newly recovered Chris Campbell toward Sarah. "Hey, watch it!"

"So. Partying down in Tijuana all this time, huh?" Sarah demands. "'OH MY BACK!' Eh? 'PHYSICAL THERAPY!', OH?!"

"Calm down, it's not wh--!" Chris begins as Sarah continues.

"Don't you dare try to blame this on someone! You didn't even go to the doctor's office, did you?!" Sarah spits. "That's it! You're going to Ignition!"

"So you're sending me to the short bus division of the fed?" Chris asks. Sarah dons a furious look as Michael busts out laughing.

"That's 'promotion', ha ha." Michael chokes out between laughs.

"How dare you call Ignition the 'short bus'! I'll have you know that I was the first Women's Champion!" Sarah screams. "Just for that remark, you're going to get back in shape, and the moment you are, you're facing Erik Range AND Matt Froscheiser at the same time!" Sarah shouts, turning around and storming off while Michael continues laughing as the video cuts to the arena.

Match 1: Good Saint Mike Tournament - Six-Man Elimination Tag: Team Red (Kairez, Kouryuu, & Alex DuVry) v. Team Green (Yugo Ryan, Nicholas Hunter, & Christopher Martel) (Click for video)

- Kairez pinned Yugo Ryan after a Smoke & Mirrors at 7:15.
- Alex DuVry pinned Nicholas Hunter after a Space Trip Feint at 8:50.
- Alex DuVry pinned Christopher Martel after a Space Trip Feint at 13:43.

As the closing bell rings, Kairez steps into the ring and squats down next to Christopher Martel, grinning. After a few moments pass, Kairez grins and makes his exit.

Match 2: Good Saint Mike Tournament - Six-Man Elimination Tag: Team Red (Cain, Jarvick Redrock, & Viper) v. Team Green (Magnum, Allan Martel, & Lino) (Video will be delayed)

- Allan Martel pinned Cain after the Critical Impact at 21:08.
- Viper pinned Lino after the Shatter Point at 25:29.
- Jarvick Redrock pinned Magnum with a roll-up at 27:56.
- Viper pinned Allan Martel after the Authority Spike at 34:43.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Stevan Corber here, with--"

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" A voice calls out as Stevan falls silent. He looks to the side just as Santa Claus, of all people, steps into the camera's view. "Stevan Corber, you've been a very good boy, this year!"

"Uh..." Stevan mutters, as Santa hands him a large, wrapped, package. Stevan struggles to hold it up as Santa laughs. "What is in here?!"

"Your present!" Santa answers, as Stevan stumbles off, carrying the package and groaning with each step. Santa smiles and turns to leave, when he is blocked off by none other than Catastrophe. "Oh, my, Catastrophe, you haven't been very good at all, this year."

"Where is my title reign?" Catastrophe demands.

"Well, Catastrophe, you haven't been--" Santa begins.

"Don't play with me, fat man!" Catastrophe shouts. "You'll give me my title reign, and you'll give it to me TONIGHT."

"Naughty boys get coal, Catastroph--" Santa is cut off by Catastrophe winding up and smacking him across the face. Santa remains silent for a moment, staring at Catastrophe.

"I'll kick your ass if I have to, fat man. You and me, in the ring, right now." Catastrophe spits, walking off.

Match 3: Catastrophe v. Santa Claus (Click for video)

- Catastrophe pinned Santa Claus after a Tilt-A-Whirl Knockout at 2:59.

Match 4: Good Saint Mike Tournament Final - Six-Man Elimination: Kairez v. Kouryuu v. Alex DuVry v. Jarvick Redrock v. Viper v. Cain (Click for video)

- Alex DuVry pinned Viper with a sunset flip at 3:23.
- Kairez pinned Alex DuVry after a Celestial Elegy from Cain at 8:22.
- Kouryuu pinned Cain after a belly-to-back suplex at 15:13.
- Kairez pinned Kouryuu after a stomp from Jarvick Redrock at 15:36.
- Jarvick Redrock pinned Kairez with a roll-up at 19:13 to win the Good Saint Mike 2008 Tournament.

As the celebratory fireworks blast overhead, the referee raises Jarvick Redrock's hand in celebration. Michael Jamborgh appears on the stage, making his way to the ring. He climbs in and approaches Jarvick. "Congratulations on a hard-fought battle, Jarvick. Now, that gives you four choices here on Redline. You can go after the MWL-CAW Championship currently held by Anthony Jacobs, the North American Championship held by B-4, the World Tag Team Championship held by the Brotherhood, or the World Heavyweight Championship, presently held by Jim Norris. You don't have to choose now, there's no rush. After all, last year's winner, Viper, held off on using his reward for about six months. But be thinking about it for when the time comes, hmm?" Michael states, patting Jarvick on the shoulder before making his exit.

Main Event: MWL World Heavyweight Championship - (C) Jim Norris v. Shane Warner (Click for video)

- Shane Warner pinned Jim Norris with a schoolboy roll-up at 11:09 to win the MWL World Heavyweight Championship.

As Shane Warner celebrates his win, Jim Norris stands and sighs, looking upset. He approaches Shane Warner and when Shane turns to face him, Jim extends his hand to congratulate him. Shane looks to the crowd before slinging the MWL World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder and shaking Jim Norris' hand. Jim then raises Shane's arm to a roar from the crowd as the show draws to a close.