Post by AJ Riles on Apr 14, 2008 19:47:56 GMT -5
Chaser music kicks on. LowKo is in the ring.
LowKo: Cut that shit... I got something to say before I beat Chaser's ass... So your the hardcore champ around here... Well that shit is about to change... For I am more hardcore... more evil.. more insane... So when I beat you here tonight you will have your first taste of.... Master Hardcore.... LowKo.... I am one CRAZY mother fucker... Now get your bitch ass to the ring...
LowKo (Debut) v. Chaser
Chaser kicks the match off with a dropkick to the face, which takes LowKo down. Chaser manages to slip in a punt to the head as LowKo collapses, too. LowKo returns the favor by reversing a couple of attacks from Chaser, and dropkicking him in the face, then, as he's falling, punches him into an upright position. There's a bit of a reversal fest, then LowKo hurls Chaser out to ringside.
LowKo decides that isn't enough, and hurls himself out to join Chaser, taking him down in the process. Then, he throws him back into the ring. Fast forward a bit, and LowKo throws out Chaser again. And LowKo throws himself out to join Chaser, again. But this time LowKo misses, and Chaser starts kicking some ass outside the ring. Chaser whips LowKo to the barricade and goes nuts punching LowKo's face in, then gets back in just before the five count, and is quickly rejoined by LowKo.
Some more reversals (that's whatcha get with two technicals), and LowKo hops out for a breather. Chaser makes a move toward the ropes, and as LowKo steps back into the ring, Chaser leaps over him, springboarding his way outside with a Shooting Star Press. Then, LowKo dives out, yet again. Chaser locks on a Figure-4 outside the ring, which LowKo quickly powers out of, and both men return to the ring at 5.
Then, there's a ton of reversals before LowKo whips Chaser to the corner, then hops out for a breather, and gets back in at the 3 count. LowKo lays out Chaser with a huge clothesline, and lock on a Boston Crab. LowKo wrenches too hard and loses his grip. LowKo hops out, and hops back in just as Chaser dives out. Then LowKo climps onto the top turnbuckles and moonsaults out of the ring.
They get back in, then do some reversals, and Chaser gets whipped to the outside, and he's limping...!
They both get back in the ring, and Chaser gets hammered for a little while before pulling a side Russian Leg Sweep out of nowhere. LowKo hits a dragon whip, and begins his RAMPAGE! He whips Chaser outside, follows him out, and hits another dragon whip. Then an edgecator. Then, he climbs back into the ring, and kicks off another RAMPAGE! Neckbreaker on the outside, and Chaser it out like a light. LowKo grabs Chaser by the throat, and takes a kick to the nether-regions. He hoists Chaser up, then gently sets him back down to get back in the ring. Chaser follows.
Back and forth, and back and forth... They head back out, and LowKo hits yet another dragon whip, and heads back into the ring. Chaser gets up and crawls back in, and clips LowKo with a springboard moonsault. LowKo gets up, and he RAMPAGES! Again! He slaughters Chaser, and they both head back in.
LowKo grabs Chaser by the throat, and chokeslams him into the mat. He hooks the leg, and ONE! TWO! NO! Chaser kicks out at two. LowKo, furious, spears Chaser the moment he gets up. Then, he RAMPAGES! Scrapbuster! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Winner, by scrapbuster: LowKo!
There is a disturbance in the crowd and the fans start screaming in a wild frenzy.. The 2 men in the ring don't know what is going on. then from over the barrier a hooded figure appears. the man slides into the ring sneaks in behind LowKo and executes a CKO (RKO) the hooded figure stands calls for a mic which he is given by a stage hand. The man reveals himself. HOLY SHIT it's CK Malicious!! The noise is at fever pitch as CK holds the mic to his mouth.
Listen up!! Especially you Chaser. Didn't you think it was a little odd not to have me CK Malicious on the card for tonight?
Well this is why, Chaser.. You wanted someone worthy of a challenge for your title!! Well they dont come much bigger than a Malicious challenge. So ring the damn bell this shit is ON!!
CK removes his hooded top and removes his pants the bell rings as Chaser is stood motionless in the ring
AWF Hardcore Championship - Hardcore: (C) Chaser v. CK Malicious
Seems like Chaser's caught his second wind, as he goes straight for CK right at the bell, who immediately climbs out of the ring to grab the sledgehammer at ringside. He returns to the inside, and Chaser, seeing the danger of this situation, backpedals to the other side and climbs out, then gets right back in. CK tries to hit him with the hammer, but Chaser snatches it away. And CK grabs it back. Chaser gets in the first actual shots, which he continues when both men spill outside. Chaser drags CK to the ringpost, where he begins an assault on CK's arm! After about a dozen shots, CK reverses it a gives Chaser a taste.
Chaser then unleashes his fury by piledriving CK on the outside. Then follows it up with a Boston Crab. Which CK quickly escapes. Both men switch their earlier weapons and wander around before CK smashes Chaser's face in with the chair. After another shot, Chaser snatches it away. Then CK grabs it back. Chaser grabs the hammer, and they walk around before Chaser hammers (no pun intended) CK in the gut.
After some back and forth, Chaser tries for the Prey, but CK reverses it. CK begins one hell of an offense and he decides to show up Chaser be using the Prey! Chaser, though, seems to be well-acquainted with his finisher, as he kicks out at two. CK grabs a chair and Chaser grabs a barbed wire 2x4, both from under the ring. CK catches the champ with a chairshot before he can do anything with his toy, though. CK seems to be fond of the sound it makes on Chaser's skull, too, as he swings that same chair numerous time, missing them all. Except the last one, which busts Chaser open. CK's not done, though, and he tries to bludgeon Chaser's legs into a fine paste, stopping only when the chair gives out.
CK, not done yet, apparently grabs the 2x4. Chaser will have none of it, though, and back suplexes CK. CK gets up and decides to go grab yet another chair. And again, smashes Chaser's face with it. Both men return to the ring, where Chaser finally succeeds in downing CK with the 2x4. In awe at this accomplishment, Chaser just stands there, staring, until CK gets to his feet. CK leaves the ring as Chaser does a backflip, aided by the ropes, and lands on his feet. As CK slides in, he takes an elbow drop to the back. Chaser steps out and wanders around while CK poses. Chaser returns, only to eat a chairshot by CK. Chaser gets up and snatches the chair, only for CK to snatch it back (yet again). Then they both leave the ring.
And Chaser eats YET ANOTHER chairshot. The poor guy must've forgotten who the hell he is, by this point... Then, Chaser gets up and takes a shot from the barbed wire 2x4 to the face. CK then decides it's time to lock on a tribute to both the Rock and Bret Hart with a sharpshooter. CK then decides it's time to put Chaser out of his misery, and steals the Prey again. One, two, th-- Wait, WHAT?! CHASER KICKS OUT AT TWO!
Chaser seems upset, as he hits a crucifix powerbomb on both the concrete at the base of the ramp, and the thin mat at ringside. Chaser grabs the 2x4 and takes a swing at CK, who hits a running knee lift that lays out poor Chaser again. Chaser gets up and grabs the 2x4 as CK grabs a fresh sledgehammer. Which CK slams into Chaser's gut after they reenter the ring. Chaser slips into unconsciousness as CK goes out to ringside. Chaser gets up, and "nimbly" avoids the next shot by slipping out of the ring. Chaser eats some more sledgehammery goodness.
After they leave the ring yet again, a furious Chaser scores a home run on CK's head with the 2x4. CK seems upset at this, because back in the ring, CK breaks the 2x4 on Chaser's skull, then steals the End of the Chase(r)! And that's all she wrote.
Winner, by End of the Chase, and NEW AWF Hardcore Champion: CK Malicious!
Karma (Debut) v. Spike Norton
Karma and Spike walk toward each other at the opening bell, and... Spike's already downed. Everytime he gets up, or tries to, he eats boot from Karma. This didn't sit well with Spike, apparently, since once he does get up, he starts punching Karma's face in. Then he uppercuts her to the outside. He's planning something too, since while she's out there, he strips a turnbuckle. And apparently, he's not done, since he begs her not to get back in yet, but she does, anyway.
Fast forward through some back-and-forth brawling, and Karma DDT's the world's tallest lightweight. She drags Spike out to the middle and kicks him in the gut before, apparently, trying another DDT. Spike doesn't want that, so he starts punching her face in again. Then, he pulls out a gordbuster on Karma. Spike and Karma both leave the ring, walk around for a few seconds, then climb back in. Then, they go back out. Then, they go back in. Spike picks Karma up in a fireman's carry, and promptly gets DDT'd. Again. Then, Karma goes to do something, and Spike kicks her in the nether regions... Yeah, no comment.
Spike takes a neckbreaker shortly thereafter. Then, he gets up just in time to take a side Russian Leg Sweep. Karma tries some running, high-impact move, I guess, then gets hip-tossed to the mat. She gets up, and gets THROWN down by Spike, and HARD. Spike and Karma get to opposite corners, charge each other, AND--! They miss. Karma promptly leaves the ring while Spike's back is turned.
They head back in, and Karma gets Spike down, then goes to pick him up, but he hits a low blow, which...probably shouldn't do anything... Spike tries to grab Karma, but she nimbly jumps up and kicks Spike in the face. And pins with...an Oklahoma roll, or something? Even so, she only gets two. Then, she feeds Spike a neckbreaker. Spike low blows her again, and she goes down. They both head outside, and then rush each other again. This time, Spike takes a hard elbow to the face. Some reversals, then they both get back to the ring.
Karma steps out, then hops back in and tries something on Spike. She gets shoved back, then downed by a Lou Thesz Press. Spike moves toward her, and-- POSSUM PIN!
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Only two. Karma's upset about it too, apparently, as she shoves her foot into Spike face, and we've got blood. Karma hops out, and wanders around. Spikes follows, and promptly gets his face slammed into the steps. At the four count, Spike has had enough, and forces her off. They both return to the ring. She kicks him in the face again. Then leg drops him, probably aiming for the you-know-what. They both head out and Spike hits another Lou Thesz Press. Spike follows it with a Boston Crab that he almost instantly releases. Then they both return to the ring. ONCE AGAIN.
Karma whips Spike across the ring and tries to punch him, but she hits the ref, instead. After a few seconds, Spike starts a combo on Karma that ends with a HUGE right punch. In fact, it sends Karma halfway across the ring. Spike takes advantage by dragging Karma to the middle of the ring, and kicking her face in. Then, he tries a lateral press. ONE! TWO! NO! So, Spike argues with the ref. Then goes to punching Karma's face in. She reverses it with a headbutt. Karma hits a snapmare and dropkick, then tries something on the downed Spike, who stops it with a poke to the eyes.
Spike runs up behind Karma and catches her off-guard with a roll-up, and hooked pants, but Karma kicks out at two. After some flashy moves, Spike lays out Karma with a punch to the face, and it's time to pull out all the stops! He starts up his WRECK SHOP! Which he does by trying another lateral press. Which only gets a one count. Karma gets up and takes Spike for a spinning ride. She sets him down and tries to kick him, but he stops her and hits yet another Lou Thesz Press! Karma kicks him and tries another high dropkick, which Spike evades, by rolling Karma up and hooking her pants again!
And it's a THREE COUNT!
Winner, by school boy roll-up: Spike Norton!
Lunatic Fringe v. the Boyz Malicious
After that last friggin' match, piss on detail. PISS, I SAY! JC and Scott start off. JC quickly disposes of Scott, tossing him to ringside. Mikey then goes after Scott while Evan hops into the ring and goes at it with JC. JC and Mikey double team Scott, who answers with a low kick that cathes both Boyz in the shin. At the same time! JC ducks out of the ring, and left without a target, he kicks Mikey in the face. Mikey answers by punching Scott. Then JC gets back in. They both spill outside, where JC and Mikey double team poor Scott. But, JC accidently catches Mikey with a big boot and, without even helping out, he goes right back to whaling on Scott.
As Scott heads back in, Mikey seems torn as to whether he should help Mikey, now be beaten on by Evan, or continue beating the tar out of Scott. He opts to go help out JC, and Scott makes it back in. Scott, enraged by JC's dominance, hurls the ref at him. JC whips Scott to the corner, and throws him down as he climbs up. He goes for a moonsault, while Evan gets in the way. JC's knee smashes into Evan's head, taking him down, but he missed what counts: Scott. Who promptly strips a turnbuckle.
JC tags out with a spike piledriver. Just as Mikey makes a moves, Scott unleashes his SUPER LOW BLOW! Scott continues the assault, then for whatever reason, backs into the Boyz' corner, where JC hits him twice. No, wait, three times. So, Scott does a backflip and kicks JC in the face.
Scott goes to tag out, but Mikey gets in the way, so Evan gets himself a blind tag while Scott holds Mikey still. Then Scott tags right back in. Scott takes a beating, and tags back out. JC whales on Evan, tags out, and Evan quickly runs over to tag in Scott. A brawl ensues, and Scott drags JC to the Fringe's corner where Evan, again, gets a blind tag. Then Mikey comes in, and kills their momentum. With a RAMPAGE! Mikey mounts Evan and headbutts him. Evan headbutts back. Mikey tags JC back in. Both Boyz want some of Evan, but Mikey throws Evan outside. On the opposite side of where JC is standing, and in the process of leaving through.
Evan, now in horrible shape, limps back into the ring at the count of 9. Evan manages to roll JC up, and it's ONE, TWO, DAMN NEAR THREE, as Mikey stomps on Evan's hand, breaking it up. Evan steps out, so JC decides to wave his hand in Scott's face. As Evan returns, JC flees. Evan tags out and they do a tandem leg drop before Evan steps onto the apron. Scott immediately goes for a lateral press, and ONE, TWO, THREE! Mikey couldn't break it up in time!
Winners, by double team leg drop: the Lunatic Fringe, Scott Froelich & Evan Moore!
Hardcore - Freaky v. Red Norton v. Animus
Red leaves the ring, and Freaky takes down the Animus with ONE kick. Then leaves the ring. Then Red knocks down the Animus with one shot from the sledgehammer to the gut. Then cracks him in the ass (no pun intended). Red eats a chairshot from Freaky. Then one from the Animus. Then another. Then Freaky tries to choke out Red using a sledgehammer. Red gets up and hits both Freaky AND the Animus with a big boot! And Red decides it's time to WRECK SHOP! And a minute later, the Animus decides it's time for a RAMPAGE!
The Animus smashes a barbed wire 2x4 into Freaky's face, knocking him down. A split second later, Red drops all of his weight onto Freaky's chest with a steel chair between them. Freaky gets up, takes another shot from the 2x4, then another, and goes right back down. After a while, Freaky goes to roll out of the ring, and before he can get out, gets hit in the face with a chairshot from Red. The Animus, using ANOTHER 2x4, smacks Red in the face. Red, with trusty chair in hand, raises it over his head at the same time the Animus winds up for a home run. Red takes the hit, and goes down.
Freaky comes in, grabs the hair, and decides Red must be beheaded. But, since no guillotine is readily available, the chair will just have to suffice. After some aimless wandering, the Animus decides it's time to RAMPAGE! Again! The Animus hammers Red with a chairshot, and we have blood! And the Animus RAMPAGES! AGAIN! Freaky charges at Red to try and take him down, but misses. Red smashes the chair into the Animus' face as payback for earlier. Red uses that same chair to bust Freaky open!
Freaky's pissed! He takes a shiny, new chair, and nails both Red AND the Animus with ONE swing! And decides it'd be funny to break the Animus' leg. So, he sets it up in the chair, and unleashes his WRECK SHOP! Then stomps on the chair. Then uses the same chair to bash Red's face in. Then starts punching the Animus' face in! Red creeps up behind Freaky and unleashes his WRECK SHOP! Then Freaky does it, too! Again! Then the Animus RAMPAGES! Then Freaky and the Animus take turns hitting the downed Red with a steel chair and barbed wire 2x4, respectively. The Animus lays out Freaky, then Red when he gets back up. He now has his choice. He goes and pins Red. Freaky makes it to his feet before the count, but he stands idly by while Red finally gets defeated!
Winner, by chairshot: the Animus!
Osiris v. Catastrophe v. Lino v. Mark Rejda
Complete and total havoc, right from the bell. So, for my own good, we'll just pick up from the finish...
In the midst of domination, Lino hits an arm drag on Osiris, then picks up Catastrophe and drills him with the Fisherman Spike. Osiris gets whipped to the outside by Rejda, who stays in the ring and acts as though he's guarding Lino while he scores the win.
Winner, by Fisherman Spike: Lino!
World Title Qualifier - Yugo Ryan (w/ Melissa Rez) v. Warren Peace
At the opening bell, these two are reversing each other every which way. Warren gets the first successful shot though, with a back suplex, followed by knee shots to the head. Both men go for some Ultimate Control action, but as per usual, they get shot down before they can do a thing. Yugo grabs his favorite meat shield and fires him off just as Warren escapes the ring. As payback, though, Warren decides to smack Melissa.
Yugo didn't like that too much, as he heads outside. Melissa whips Warren into the ringpost, and they both gang up on poor Warren. Melissa sends Warren back into the ring and hangs around until he gets back up, during which time, Yugo rejoins him inside the ring, just as the ref comes to.
So, they get back to it, and it's reversal city once more. In a few seconds, Yugo takes a spill to the outside, while Warren poses. A LOT. So, they punch each other's heads in, for a while... And I'm going to go on a tangent, here, did you guys notice that spit or sweat or whatever flies off the character models on occasion? ...And we're back. And Warren hits a back suplex. And a leg drop.
He picks up Yugo, and gets an eye rake for his troubles. And they kick each other's asses some more. Then Warren locks a Boston Crab on Yugo, which he quickly escapes. And follows up with an elbow drop to Warren's back as he stands up. Then they brawl some more. Then Warren hits YET ANOTHER back suplex on Yugo. Then, he hits Yugo's head with his knees. And does it again. And again. Then he hits Yugo with a running STO. Then a Tigerbomb. The three count is just a formality, this time.
Winner, by Tigerbomb: Warren Peace!
LowKo: Cut that shit... I got something to say before I beat Chaser's ass... So your the hardcore champ around here... Well that shit is about to change... For I am more hardcore... more evil.. more insane... So when I beat you here tonight you will have your first taste of.... Master Hardcore.... LowKo.... I am one CRAZY mother fucker... Now get your bitch ass to the ring...
LowKo (Debut) v. Chaser
Chaser kicks the match off with a dropkick to the face, which takes LowKo down. Chaser manages to slip in a punt to the head as LowKo collapses, too. LowKo returns the favor by reversing a couple of attacks from Chaser, and dropkicking him in the face, then, as he's falling, punches him into an upright position. There's a bit of a reversal fest, then LowKo hurls Chaser out to ringside.
LowKo decides that isn't enough, and hurls himself out to join Chaser, taking him down in the process. Then, he throws him back into the ring. Fast forward a bit, and LowKo throws out Chaser again. And LowKo throws himself out to join Chaser, again. But this time LowKo misses, and Chaser starts kicking some ass outside the ring. Chaser whips LowKo to the barricade and goes nuts punching LowKo's face in, then gets back in just before the five count, and is quickly rejoined by LowKo.
Some more reversals (that's whatcha get with two technicals), and LowKo hops out for a breather. Chaser makes a move toward the ropes, and as LowKo steps back into the ring, Chaser leaps over him, springboarding his way outside with a Shooting Star Press. Then, LowKo dives out, yet again. Chaser locks on a Figure-4 outside the ring, which LowKo quickly powers out of, and both men return to the ring at 5.
Then, there's a ton of reversals before LowKo whips Chaser to the corner, then hops out for a breather, and gets back in at the 3 count. LowKo lays out Chaser with a huge clothesline, and lock on a Boston Crab. LowKo wrenches too hard and loses his grip. LowKo hops out, and hops back in just as Chaser dives out. Then LowKo climps onto the top turnbuckles and moonsaults out of the ring.
They get back in, then do some reversals, and Chaser gets whipped to the outside, and he's limping...!
They both get back in the ring, and Chaser gets hammered for a little while before pulling a side Russian Leg Sweep out of nowhere. LowKo hits a dragon whip, and begins his RAMPAGE! He whips Chaser outside, follows him out, and hits another dragon whip. Then an edgecator. Then, he climbs back into the ring, and kicks off another RAMPAGE! Neckbreaker on the outside, and Chaser it out like a light. LowKo grabs Chaser by the throat, and takes a kick to the nether-regions. He hoists Chaser up, then gently sets him back down to get back in the ring. Chaser follows.
Back and forth, and back and forth... They head back out, and LowKo hits yet another dragon whip, and heads back into the ring. Chaser gets up and crawls back in, and clips LowKo with a springboard moonsault. LowKo gets up, and he RAMPAGES! Again! He slaughters Chaser, and they both head back in.
LowKo grabs Chaser by the throat, and chokeslams him into the mat. He hooks the leg, and ONE! TWO! NO! Chaser kicks out at two. LowKo, furious, spears Chaser the moment he gets up. Then, he RAMPAGES! Scrapbuster! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Winner, by scrapbuster: LowKo!
There is a disturbance in the crowd and the fans start screaming in a wild frenzy.. The 2 men in the ring don't know what is going on. then from over the barrier a hooded figure appears. the man slides into the ring sneaks in behind LowKo and executes a CKO (RKO) the hooded figure stands calls for a mic which he is given by a stage hand. The man reveals himself. HOLY SHIT it's CK Malicious!! The noise is at fever pitch as CK holds the mic to his mouth.
Listen up!! Especially you Chaser. Didn't you think it was a little odd not to have me CK Malicious on the card for tonight?
Well this is why, Chaser.. You wanted someone worthy of a challenge for your title!! Well they dont come much bigger than a Malicious challenge. So ring the damn bell this shit is ON!!
CK removes his hooded top and removes his pants the bell rings as Chaser is stood motionless in the ring
AWF Hardcore Championship - Hardcore: (C) Chaser v. CK Malicious
Seems like Chaser's caught his second wind, as he goes straight for CK right at the bell, who immediately climbs out of the ring to grab the sledgehammer at ringside. He returns to the inside, and Chaser, seeing the danger of this situation, backpedals to the other side and climbs out, then gets right back in. CK tries to hit him with the hammer, but Chaser snatches it away. And CK grabs it back. Chaser gets in the first actual shots, which he continues when both men spill outside. Chaser drags CK to the ringpost, where he begins an assault on CK's arm! After about a dozen shots, CK reverses it a gives Chaser a taste.
Chaser then unleashes his fury by piledriving CK on the outside. Then follows it up with a Boston Crab. Which CK quickly escapes. Both men switch their earlier weapons and wander around before CK smashes Chaser's face in with the chair. After another shot, Chaser snatches it away. Then CK grabs it back. Chaser grabs the hammer, and they walk around before Chaser hammers (no pun intended) CK in the gut.
After some back and forth, Chaser tries for the Prey, but CK reverses it. CK begins one hell of an offense and he decides to show up Chaser be using the Prey! Chaser, though, seems to be well-acquainted with his finisher, as he kicks out at two. CK grabs a chair and Chaser grabs a barbed wire 2x4, both from under the ring. CK catches the champ with a chairshot before he can do anything with his toy, though. CK seems to be fond of the sound it makes on Chaser's skull, too, as he swings that same chair numerous time, missing them all. Except the last one, which busts Chaser open. CK's not done, though, and he tries to bludgeon Chaser's legs into a fine paste, stopping only when the chair gives out.
CK, not done yet, apparently grabs the 2x4. Chaser will have none of it, though, and back suplexes CK. CK gets up and decides to go grab yet another chair. And again, smashes Chaser's face with it. Both men return to the ring, where Chaser finally succeeds in downing CK with the 2x4. In awe at this accomplishment, Chaser just stands there, staring, until CK gets to his feet. CK leaves the ring as Chaser does a backflip, aided by the ropes, and lands on his feet. As CK slides in, he takes an elbow drop to the back. Chaser steps out and wanders around while CK poses. Chaser returns, only to eat a chairshot by CK. Chaser gets up and snatches the chair, only for CK to snatch it back (yet again). Then they both leave the ring.
And Chaser eats YET ANOTHER chairshot. The poor guy must've forgotten who the hell he is, by this point... Then, Chaser gets up and takes a shot from the barbed wire 2x4 to the face. CK then decides it's time to lock on a tribute to both the Rock and Bret Hart with a sharpshooter. CK then decides it's time to put Chaser out of his misery, and steals the Prey again. One, two, th-- Wait, WHAT?! CHASER KICKS OUT AT TWO!
Chaser seems upset, as he hits a crucifix powerbomb on both the concrete at the base of the ramp, and the thin mat at ringside. Chaser grabs the 2x4 and takes a swing at CK, who hits a running knee lift that lays out poor Chaser again. Chaser gets up and grabs the 2x4 as CK grabs a fresh sledgehammer. Which CK slams into Chaser's gut after they reenter the ring. Chaser slips into unconsciousness as CK goes out to ringside. Chaser gets up, and "nimbly" avoids the next shot by slipping out of the ring. Chaser eats some more sledgehammery goodness.
After they leave the ring yet again, a furious Chaser scores a home run on CK's head with the 2x4. CK seems upset at this, because back in the ring, CK breaks the 2x4 on Chaser's skull, then steals the End of the Chase(r)! And that's all she wrote.
Winner, by End of the Chase, and NEW AWF Hardcore Champion: CK Malicious!
Karma (Debut) v. Spike Norton
Karma and Spike walk toward each other at the opening bell, and... Spike's already downed. Everytime he gets up, or tries to, he eats boot from Karma. This didn't sit well with Spike, apparently, since once he does get up, he starts punching Karma's face in. Then he uppercuts her to the outside. He's planning something too, since while she's out there, he strips a turnbuckle. And apparently, he's not done, since he begs her not to get back in yet, but she does, anyway.
Fast forward through some back-and-forth brawling, and Karma DDT's the world's tallest lightweight. She drags Spike out to the middle and kicks him in the gut before, apparently, trying another DDT. Spike doesn't want that, so he starts punching her face in again. Then, he pulls out a gordbuster on Karma. Spike and Karma both leave the ring, walk around for a few seconds, then climb back in. Then, they go back out. Then, they go back in. Spike picks Karma up in a fireman's carry, and promptly gets DDT'd. Again. Then, Karma goes to do something, and Spike kicks her in the nether regions... Yeah, no comment.
Spike takes a neckbreaker shortly thereafter. Then, he gets up just in time to take a side Russian Leg Sweep. Karma tries some running, high-impact move, I guess, then gets hip-tossed to the mat. She gets up, and gets THROWN down by Spike, and HARD. Spike and Karma get to opposite corners, charge each other, AND--! They miss. Karma promptly leaves the ring while Spike's back is turned.
They head back in, and Karma gets Spike down, then goes to pick him up, but he hits a low blow, which...probably shouldn't do anything... Spike tries to grab Karma, but she nimbly jumps up and kicks Spike in the face. And pins with...an Oklahoma roll, or something? Even so, she only gets two. Then, she feeds Spike a neckbreaker. Spike low blows her again, and she goes down. They both head outside, and then rush each other again. This time, Spike takes a hard elbow to the face. Some reversals, then they both get back to the ring.
Karma steps out, then hops back in and tries something on Spike. She gets shoved back, then downed by a Lou Thesz Press. Spike moves toward her, and-- POSSUM PIN!
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Only two. Karma's upset about it too, apparently, as she shoves her foot into Spike face, and we've got blood. Karma hops out, and wanders around. Spikes follows, and promptly gets his face slammed into the steps. At the four count, Spike has had enough, and forces her off. They both return to the ring. She kicks him in the face again. Then leg drops him, probably aiming for the you-know-what. They both head out and Spike hits another Lou Thesz Press. Spike follows it with a Boston Crab that he almost instantly releases. Then they both return to the ring. ONCE AGAIN.
Karma whips Spike across the ring and tries to punch him, but she hits the ref, instead. After a few seconds, Spike starts a combo on Karma that ends with a HUGE right punch. In fact, it sends Karma halfway across the ring. Spike takes advantage by dragging Karma to the middle of the ring, and kicking her face in. Then, he tries a lateral press. ONE! TWO! NO! So, Spike argues with the ref. Then goes to punching Karma's face in. She reverses it with a headbutt. Karma hits a snapmare and dropkick, then tries something on the downed Spike, who stops it with a poke to the eyes.
Spike runs up behind Karma and catches her off-guard with a roll-up, and hooked pants, but Karma kicks out at two. After some flashy moves, Spike lays out Karma with a punch to the face, and it's time to pull out all the stops! He starts up his WRECK SHOP! Which he does by trying another lateral press. Which only gets a one count. Karma gets up and takes Spike for a spinning ride. She sets him down and tries to kick him, but he stops her and hits yet another Lou Thesz Press! Karma kicks him and tries another high dropkick, which Spike evades, by rolling Karma up and hooking her pants again!
And it's a THREE COUNT!
Winner, by school boy roll-up: Spike Norton!
Lunatic Fringe v. the Boyz Malicious
After that last friggin' match, piss on detail. PISS, I SAY! JC and Scott start off. JC quickly disposes of Scott, tossing him to ringside. Mikey then goes after Scott while Evan hops into the ring and goes at it with JC. JC and Mikey double team Scott, who answers with a low kick that cathes both Boyz in the shin. At the same time! JC ducks out of the ring, and left without a target, he kicks Mikey in the face. Mikey answers by punching Scott. Then JC gets back in. They both spill outside, where JC and Mikey double team poor Scott. But, JC accidently catches Mikey with a big boot and, without even helping out, he goes right back to whaling on Scott.
As Scott heads back in, Mikey seems torn as to whether he should help Mikey, now be beaten on by Evan, or continue beating the tar out of Scott. He opts to go help out JC, and Scott makes it back in. Scott, enraged by JC's dominance, hurls the ref at him. JC whips Scott to the corner, and throws him down as he climbs up. He goes for a moonsault, while Evan gets in the way. JC's knee smashes into Evan's head, taking him down, but he missed what counts: Scott. Who promptly strips a turnbuckle.
JC tags out with a spike piledriver. Just as Mikey makes a moves, Scott unleashes his SUPER LOW BLOW! Scott continues the assault, then for whatever reason, backs into the Boyz' corner, where JC hits him twice. No, wait, three times. So, Scott does a backflip and kicks JC in the face.
Scott goes to tag out, but Mikey gets in the way, so Evan gets himself a blind tag while Scott holds Mikey still. Then Scott tags right back in. Scott takes a beating, and tags back out. JC whales on Evan, tags out, and Evan quickly runs over to tag in Scott. A brawl ensues, and Scott drags JC to the Fringe's corner where Evan, again, gets a blind tag. Then Mikey comes in, and kills their momentum. With a RAMPAGE! Mikey mounts Evan and headbutts him. Evan headbutts back. Mikey tags JC back in. Both Boyz want some of Evan, but Mikey throws Evan outside. On the opposite side of where JC is standing, and in the process of leaving through.
Evan, now in horrible shape, limps back into the ring at the count of 9. Evan manages to roll JC up, and it's ONE, TWO, DAMN NEAR THREE, as Mikey stomps on Evan's hand, breaking it up. Evan steps out, so JC decides to wave his hand in Scott's face. As Evan returns, JC flees. Evan tags out and they do a tandem leg drop before Evan steps onto the apron. Scott immediately goes for a lateral press, and ONE, TWO, THREE! Mikey couldn't break it up in time!
Winners, by double team leg drop: the Lunatic Fringe, Scott Froelich & Evan Moore!
Hardcore - Freaky v. Red Norton v. Animus
Red leaves the ring, and Freaky takes down the Animus with ONE kick. Then leaves the ring. Then Red knocks down the Animus with one shot from the sledgehammer to the gut. Then cracks him in the ass (no pun intended). Red eats a chairshot from Freaky. Then one from the Animus. Then another. Then Freaky tries to choke out Red using a sledgehammer. Red gets up and hits both Freaky AND the Animus with a big boot! And Red decides it's time to WRECK SHOP! And a minute later, the Animus decides it's time for a RAMPAGE!
The Animus smashes a barbed wire 2x4 into Freaky's face, knocking him down. A split second later, Red drops all of his weight onto Freaky's chest with a steel chair between them. Freaky gets up, takes another shot from the 2x4, then another, and goes right back down. After a while, Freaky goes to roll out of the ring, and before he can get out, gets hit in the face with a chairshot from Red. The Animus, using ANOTHER 2x4, smacks Red in the face. Red, with trusty chair in hand, raises it over his head at the same time the Animus winds up for a home run. Red takes the hit, and goes down.
Freaky comes in, grabs the hair, and decides Red must be beheaded. But, since no guillotine is readily available, the chair will just have to suffice. After some aimless wandering, the Animus decides it's time to RAMPAGE! Again! The Animus hammers Red with a chairshot, and we have blood! And the Animus RAMPAGES! AGAIN! Freaky charges at Red to try and take him down, but misses. Red smashes the chair into the Animus' face as payback for earlier. Red uses that same chair to bust Freaky open!
Freaky's pissed! He takes a shiny, new chair, and nails both Red AND the Animus with ONE swing! And decides it'd be funny to break the Animus' leg. So, he sets it up in the chair, and unleashes his WRECK SHOP! Then stomps on the chair. Then uses the same chair to bash Red's face in. Then starts punching the Animus' face in! Red creeps up behind Freaky and unleashes his WRECK SHOP! Then Freaky does it, too! Again! Then the Animus RAMPAGES! Then Freaky and the Animus take turns hitting the downed Red with a steel chair and barbed wire 2x4, respectively. The Animus lays out Freaky, then Red when he gets back up. He now has his choice. He goes and pins Red. Freaky makes it to his feet before the count, but he stands idly by while Red finally gets defeated!
Winner, by chairshot: the Animus!
Osiris v. Catastrophe v. Lino v. Mark Rejda
Complete and total havoc, right from the bell. So, for my own good, we'll just pick up from the finish...
In the midst of domination, Lino hits an arm drag on Osiris, then picks up Catastrophe and drills him with the Fisherman Spike. Osiris gets whipped to the outside by Rejda, who stays in the ring and acts as though he's guarding Lino while he scores the win.
Winner, by Fisherman Spike: Lino!
World Title Qualifier - Yugo Ryan (w/ Melissa Rez) v. Warren Peace
At the opening bell, these two are reversing each other every which way. Warren gets the first successful shot though, with a back suplex, followed by knee shots to the head. Both men go for some Ultimate Control action, but as per usual, they get shot down before they can do a thing. Yugo grabs his favorite meat shield and fires him off just as Warren escapes the ring. As payback, though, Warren decides to smack Melissa.
Yugo didn't like that too much, as he heads outside. Melissa whips Warren into the ringpost, and they both gang up on poor Warren. Melissa sends Warren back into the ring and hangs around until he gets back up, during which time, Yugo rejoins him inside the ring, just as the ref comes to.
So, they get back to it, and it's reversal city once more. In a few seconds, Yugo takes a spill to the outside, while Warren poses. A LOT. So, they punch each other's heads in, for a while... And I'm going to go on a tangent, here, did you guys notice that spit or sweat or whatever flies off the character models on occasion? ...And we're back. And Warren hits a back suplex. And a leg drop.
He picks up Yugo, and gets an eye rake for his troubles. And they kick each other's asses some more. Then Warren locks a Boston Crab on Yugo, which he quickly escapes. And follows up with an elbow drop to Warren's back as he stands up. Then they brawl some more. Then Warren hits YET ANOTHER back suplex on Yugo. Then, he hits Yugo's head with his knees. And does it again. And again. Then he hits Yugo with a running STO. Then a Tigerbomb. The three count is just a formality, this time.
Winner, by Tigerbomb: Warren Peace!
