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Post by AJ Riles on Apr 7, 2008 22:44:27 GMT -5
Neurosonic's "Until I Die" hits the speakers as the scrawny-looking man that the music belongs to, Catastrophe, appears on the stage, microphone in hand. He gradually makes his way down to the ring, before sliding in, and standing.
"Alright, cut the music!" Catastrophe commands, as his music abruptly stops. He then raises the microphone, and begins to speak.
"I'm sure everybody out here is wondering why I decided to come waltzing out right now. Well, it's been running through my head for a few days now, and...I can't help but wonder, how in the hell could a midget like Chaser walk out with the AWF Hardcore Championship? So, I've been watching that six-man Hell in a Cell match, and I noticed that the pin should have been broken when Freaky hit the elbow drop." Catastrophe states, as the videowall shows a clip from the inaugural show of Freaky hitting the elbow drop on Chaser during the pin.
"But...it wasn't. So, Freaky should of course, be granted a shot at Chaser for the Hardcore title, and I, well, I'm just damn good enough that I deserve a shot, especially for being the only one to notice it. So, Chaser, Freaky, or both of ya, come on down here, and let's get us a triple threat match for the title set up!" With that, Catastrophe leaned against the ropes facing the entranceway, awaiting a response.
(Tag.)
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Post by Spazz on Apr 7, 2008 23:00:35 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Let me introduce myself...[/glow]
Megadeth's "Dread and the Fugitive Mind" plays as Freaky, trusty kendo stick in head, makes his way down to the arena. There is a massive pop from old school AWF fans and he slides into the ring to look at the smaller man.
Freaky- "Let me get this straight. You think you have earned a Hardcore title shot because you noticed something on a video. That's really weak man. I've heard worse, but not much. In my eyes, you're just another newbie who got into AWF because we were having a roster crisis and all the other feds were smart enough to know that you weren't going anywhere and passed you up."
Freaky's disses were legendary in their own right.
Freaky- "And now you're out here whining and crying about how you deserve this shot? AAA!!! WRONG!!"
The crowd cheered.
Freaky- "You're right about one thing though, I do deserve a title shot. That belt is MY belt to begin with. I was perfectly crafted for it. In the old AWF, I was the greatest Hardcore Champion ever. I held it on seven occasions, and I held it longer than anyone. So for you to even mention yourself and that championship in the same sentence is an insult to it's legacy."
Freaky put the microphone down and pulled back with the kendo stick like he was about to strike with it. It was a feint of course, he didn't strike and got a good laugh when Catastrophe flinched and covered up.
(Tag back)
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Post by AJ Riles on Apr 7, 2008 23:17:47 GMT -5
Freaky turns around and poses to the crowd, soaking in the reaction to his trick, as Catastrophe snorts in disgust, both at the prank and his falling for it. Catastrophe raises the microphone to his mouth and speaks while Freaky's back is turned.
"Bad excuse or not, I do deserve another shot. But it's not your call, now is it? I was breaking it up, too, you know." Catastrophe drops the microphone, the proceeds to smash Freaky in the back of the head with his forearm, then follows it up with a kick to the kidney. Freaky staggers, gripping his side, as Catastrophe moves in for the finish. He hoists Freaky up onto his shoulder in a fireman's carry position and snarls into the camera, before twisting him around and slamming him down with the Tilt-A-Whirl Knockout.
Catastrophe stands to admire his works before pushing Freaky out of the ring. "And now, Chaser, why don't you come on out here and have a taste, hmm? Heh." Catastrophe leans against the turnbuckles opposite the entrance ramp and waits, before looking out of the ring at the still downed Freaky.
"And by the way, you may have held it seven times, but stop and think for a moment. That also means you've LOST it seven times. Some legacy."
(Tag. To Spaz OR Chaser. Whoever. And yes, that last bit was a reference.)
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Scooter
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The Chase is on here too!
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Post by Scooter on Apr 8, 2008 3:43:42 GMT -5
Freaky is starting to get back up and about to hit Catastrophe. Then, "Headstrong" by: Trapt starts to play and people start cheering for the AWF Hardcore champion as he does his entrance and gets in the ring. Freaky and Catastrophe start to look at Chaser in the ring.
Chaser: Damn, you two bitching just like 2 year olds fighting over a freakin' toy.
Audience starts laughing.
Chaser: Are you guys through acting like children, or do I have to straighten you two up?
Catastrophe and Freaky start charging at him, but Chaser does a double clothesline knocking them to the ground. Crowd is chanting "Oh Shit".
Chaser: Wow, and you guys think you deserve a title shot? This is pathetic.
Chaser looks at both of them on the ground.
Chaser: You guys got to get one thing straight through your very tiny brain, okay? I am the Hardcore champion whether you two bitches like it or not. You like to call me a midget, well this "midget" won the title in three minutes in a Hell in a Cell with 6 people in the match! You both think you deserve a title shot? Hell, Osiris and Redja deserve a title shot way more than you two combined. So, you can have your little Triple Threat Match with me, but it is definetly not a title match because you two are not even elgible yet. You're fancy talk about "how it's impossible for a midget to win" and "I am Hardcore" isn't going to do anything except getting your asses beat right here. I don't give a shit what you two say because the truth is I have the title, and there's nothing you little bitches can do about it! You can't just run your goddamn mouth; you got to prove it in the ring just like I did. So deal with it!!!! Hey that reminds me of something...I got a surprise for both of you.
Goes up to Catastrophe with something behind his back and hits him really hard in the head with the championship belt, and he went up to Freaky and did the same thing. Audience is cheering for Chaser.
Chaser: That's the last time you two will feel this belt.
Chaser starts laughing as the crowd is still cheering. Suddenly, Chaser stops laughing.
Chaser: One thing is still not right though. This match is basically a Handicap match since you two are gonna try to kick my ass. Instead just make it a 2-on-1 Handicap match, but at the next show I get to choose a match, and how EVERYTHING goes. You two let me know as soon as you guys wake up.
Chaser laughs as he leaves the arena while "Headstrong" plays. Crowd is chanting "Chaser" as he leaves. Referees go in to check out Catastrophe and Freaky who are still knocked out.
(fade)
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