Post by AJ Riles on Apr 3, 2008 18:05:30 GMT -5
The AWF Arena is dark, illuminated only by a few spotlights that trail along the crowd. The crowd murmers as they wonder what'll happen next. All they knew was this new wrestling company had promised them a great show.
As they ponder this, a mighty blast rips through the PA system as "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva plays and the main lights of the Arena click on. The crowd, now knowing their show was about to begin, goes nuts as a lone man appears at the top of the ramp. He smiles around at the crowd and then makes his way down the ramp into the ring
John C.: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, brothers and sister, allow me to welcome you to the Atlantic Wrestling Federation and the first ever Collision Thursday! Allow me to introduce myself, I am your Master of Ceremonies for this event, the ringleader of this circus, I am the Chariman of the AWF. My name is John Crescent and I can garuntee each and every one of you that our preformance here will be worth every bit of the money you spent, plus more, to get your tickets.
The crowd ripped a thunderous cheer at Crescent's statement.
John C.: Tonight in our inagural event, we will crown the first AWF Tag Team Champions, the first AWF United States Champion, and the first AWF Hardcore Champion. Also, our main event tonight is the first in a series of qualifier matches for the AWF World Title which will be decided in our first Pay Per View at the end of the month. So without further adue, I will shut myself up, and we shall get this train a-rollin'.
The crowd goes nuts once again as Crescent steps out of the ring and the theme music for the first match of the night starts.
Yugo Ryan (w/ Melissa Rez) v. Mark Rejda (Click for video)
Within five seconds of the opening, Mark eats referee as Yugo shoves the poor guy into Rejda. After a bit longer, the match spills to the outside. The match continues to pop in and out of the ring. Why? Because these two are morons.
After a little while Rejda leaves Yugo outside the ring to get back in and pose. In response, Yugo gives him a dropkick to the back of the head. Shortly thereafter, Rejda goes for a suplex, which Yugo reverses into his own. Rejda responds by leaving the ring to gather his bearings.
After Rejda reenters the ring, the two go at it again. Shortly, Yugo drags Rejda over and makes him ride the top rope while Melissa does some kind of...bowing gesture, I guess. A few seconds after, Yugo fires the ref projectile at Rejda (and hits) again.
Within a few seconds, Rejda drags Yugo over and gives him a taste of his own medicine by making HIM ride the top rope. After a bit more brawling, Yugo eats a piledriver from Rejda. Mark drags Yugo out to the middle of the ring, where Yugo catches Rejda with a low blow. After a few seconds, Yugo goes to pick Mark up, and eats a series of shots to the gut.
Rejda tries to kick Yugo's ass (literally), but gets countered by an elbow to the head, quickly followed by one HELL of a low blow. Yugo tries a lateral press, and gets the 3 count.
Winner, by low blow: Yugo Ryan (w/ Melissa Rez)
AWF Tag Titles - Boyz Malicious v. Norton Brothers v. Lunatic Fringe (Click for video)
Round 1 -
Nothing short of chaos. Mikey tries to suplex Spike, and gets reversed. JC, the Nortons, and the Fringe go all-out in front of the announce tables while Mikey screws around by the ramp. It spills back into the ring where JC and Mikey EACH have a sledgehammer in hand. Mikey drills Spike, then the Boyz gang up on Scott when he brings a chair into the ring. Red swipes Mikey's hammer and smashes Evan in the stomach. Scott gets up, head to the ropes, and hits a springboard phoenix splash on JC, Mikey, and Spike, all at the same time! All of this happens in the first minute and a half.
Fast forward a bit, and the Fringe gangs up on Spike while Red and JC go at it outside the ring, and Mikey is off on his own again. Mikey then tries to hit Evan with the sledgehammer, and...
POSSUM PIN! Mikey kicks out even before the 1, and... Y'know what? This is just way too hectic. Watch the video.
Fast forward to the end of round 1, and Red drills Scott with a barbed wire 2x4. Then, he picks Scott up, and drops him with the Houston Suplex. And the ref counts 3!
Winner of round 1, by Houston Suplex: the Norton Brothers
Round 2 -
Apparently, Mikey's upset about not walking out with the finish for round 1, since soon after the opening, he's already Rampaging. In the end of round 2, Mikey Rampages, reverses an attack from Scott via headlock while JC lays out Spike with a barbed wire 2x4, then goes for the lateral press on Spike. The ref counts 3, and it's the end of round 2.
Winner of round 2, by barbed wire 2x4 shot: the Boyz Malicious
Round 3 -
Because this whole match was pretty chaotic, I'll just pick up from the finish. Near the finish, Mikey catches Evan with the sidebuster/gutbuster combo, which leaves him unconscious. Mikey proceeds to lay out Scott, then clock Red. Mikey and Red continue to go at it for a bit. Mikey hoists Red up into a fireman's carry, and hits a huge gutbuster, and proceeds to drill Spike with the Final Rest. Game, set, and match while the Fringe goes at it with Red and JC.
Winner of round 3, by Final Rest, and the FIRST AWF Tag Team Champions, the Boyz Malicios!
AWF Hardcore Title - Warren Peace v. Mark Rejda v. Freaky v. Catastrophe v. Osiris v. Chaser (Click for video)
This match went for all of three minutes. So...
Suffice it to say, Warren got slaughtered. End came when Chaser hit a feint irish whip into the Swinging Snap DDT, followed by a lateral press. Everybody stands around until the two count, at which point, Freaky and Catastrophe BOTH try to break up the pin with elbow drops, and Rejda and Osiris climb into the ring. However, the ref counts three.
Winner, by Swinging Snap DDT, and FIRST AWF Hardcore Champion, Chaser!
AWF United States Title - Mikey Malicious v. Jaysun Legend v. Brandon Dubaine v. CK Malicious v. Lino v. Red Norton (Click for video)
To kick it off, everybody hits everybody else. And that pretty much happens for the entire match. The ladders do eventually come in, but progress is pretty slow until close to the end. Lino ascends the ladder and gets his grubby little paws on the prize above the ring. CK starts to climb up to throw Lino off, but...
Mikey comes in and tips it over, leaving Lino hanging. Literally. CK tumbles to the mat, and Jaysun grabs on to Lino's legs to try and pull him down. The prize comes down, Brandon hits Jaysun with...uh...a high-impact tornado DDT? I guess Mikey tries to slip in a cheap shot after the match, and CK tries the same.
And through all of this, Red's unconscious outside the ring.
Winner, by climbing a ladder, and FIRST AWF United States Champion, Lino!
AWF World Title Qualifier - Jaysun Legend v. JC Malicious (Click for video)
No rest for the weary, tonight! And by "weary", I mean "Jaysun Legend".
To kick it off, JC exits the ring while Jaysun points at the ceiling. JC comes back in, and Jaysun hits a suplex. For whatever reason, Jaysun decides to leave the ring while JC poses. Twice. JC grabs Jaysun and hits a facebuster. After a bit, Jaysun slams JC's face into his knee, then drags him out to the middle of the ring.
Jaysun goes for a DDT that gets reversed into a clothesline, then JC plays defense for a little while before going for a grapple and getting reversed on it. Jaysun goes for a DDT, and eats another clothesline. JC decides to try a suplex on Jaysun, and gets it reversed.
JC kicks Jaysun in the gut before backing up, charging in, and cracking Jaysun on the back of the head with a HUGE hit. Jaysun hits a dropkick to JC's leg the makes him slump against the ropes. JC gets out of the ring just in time to avoid a grapple from Jaysun.
Fast forward a bit, and JC catches Jaysun with a series of hits that knocks Jaysun to the outside. JC gives chase, beats on Jaysun for a bit, then slips back into the ring at the count of 4 or so. Jaysun climbs back in before the 6 and takes a shot to the face from JC.
After a while, JC catches Jaysun with a gordbuster. A few seconds later, he mount and begins beating the hell out of Jaysun. JC gets reversed and tries to roll up Jaysun. The ref counts one! Two! Then Jaysun kicks out.
Jaysun slides out. JC slides out. Jaysun slides back in. JC goes for a walk while Jaysun points to the ceiling (sound familiar?). They both get back in, and Jaysun hits a big boot. Jaysun tried a diving headbutt, and-- POSSUM PIN!
Jaysun breaks out at two. JC catches Jaysun with a spear as he gets up. A while after, JC drills Jaysun with a...a twirly DDT-thing. Then proceeds to mount and whale on Jaysun. A headbutt, and Jaysun BLEEDS. JC hits a European uppercut, drags Jaysun out to the middle of the ring, and hooks the leg. Jaysun kicks out before even the one count. Jaysun reverses a dropkick attempt, and JC is laid out. For about twenty seconds (can you say "possum pin"?).
The two of 'em go out of the ring, then come back in, and it's reversal city, until JC hits a float-over DDT. JC tries a lateral press, and only gets the two count. JC tries a running big boot, and Jaysun dodges, and cracks JC in the back of the head. Jaysun hits a European uppercut, and JC's down.
POSSUM PIN!
AGAIN!
And this time, Jaysun STAYS down for the three count.
Winner, by possum pin, JC Malicious
As they ponder this, a mighty blast rips through the PA system as "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva plays and the main lights of the Arena click on. The crowd, now knowing their show was about to begin, goes nuts as a lone man appears at the top of the ramp. He smiles around at the crowd and then makes his way down the ramp into the ring
John C.: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, brothers and sister, allow me to welcome you to the Atlantic Wrestling Federation and the first ever Collision Thursday! Allow me to introduce myself, I am your Master of Ceremonies for this event, the ringleader of this circus, I am the Chariman of the AWF. My name is John Crescent and I can garuntee each and every one of you that our preformance here will be worth every bit of the money you spent, plus more, to get your tickets.
The crowd ripped a thunderous cheer at Crescent's statement.
John C.: Tonight in our inagural event, we will crown the first AWF Tag Team Champions, the first AWF United States Champion, and the first AWF Hardcore Champion. Also, our main event tonight is the first in a series of qualifier matches for the AWF World Title which will be decided in our first Pay Per View at the end of the month. So without further adue, I will shut myself up, and we shall get this train a-rollin'.
The crowd goes nuts once again as Crescent steps out of the ring and the theme music for the first match of the night starts.
Yugo Ryan (w/ Melissa Rez) v. Mark Rejda (Click for video)
Within five seconds of the opening, Mark eats referee as Yugo shoves the poor guy into Rejda. After a bit longer, the match spills to the outside. The match continues to pop in and out of the ring. Why? Because these two are morons.
After a little while Rejda leaves Yugo outside the ring to get back in and pose. In response, Yugo gives him a dropkick to the back of the head. Shortly thereafter, Rejda goes for a suplex, which Yugo reverses into his own. Rejda responds by leaving the ring to gather his bearings.
After Rejda reenters the ring, the two go at it again. Shortly, Yugo drags Rejda over and makes him ride the top rope while Melissa does some kind of...bowing gesture, I guess. A few seconds after, Yugo fires the ref projectile at Rejda (and hits) again.
Within a few seconds, Rejda drags Yugo over and gives him a taste of his own medicine by making HIM ride the top rope. After a bit more brawling, Yugo eats a piledriver from Rejda. Mark drags Yugo out to the middle of the ring, where Yugo catches Rejda with a low blow. After a few seconds, Yugo goes to pick Mark up, and eats a series of shots to the gut.
Rejda tries to kick Yugo's ass (literally), but gets countered by an elbow to the head, quickly followed by one HELL of a low blow. Yugo tries a lateral press, and gets the 3 count.
Winner, by low blow: Yugo Ryan (w/ Melissa Rez)
AWF Tag Titles - Boyz Malicious v. Norton Brothers v. Lunatic Fringe (Click for video)
Round 1 -
Nothing short of chaos. Mikey tries to suplex Spike, and gets reversed. JC, the Nortons, and the Fringe go all-out in front of the announce tables while Mikey screws around by the ramp. It spills back into the ring where JC and Mikey EACH have a sledgehammer in hand. Mikey drills Spike, then the Boyz gang up on Scott when he brings a chair into the ring. Red swipes Mikey's hammer and smashes Evan in the stomach. Scott gets up, head to the ropes, and hits a springboard phoenix splash on JC, Mikey, and Spike, all at the same time! All of this happens in the first minute and a half.
Fast forward a bit, and the Fringe gangs up on Spike while Red and JC go at it outside the ring, and Mikey is off on his own again. Mikey then tries to hit Evan with the sledgehammer, and...
POSSUM PIN! Mikey kicks out even before the 1, and... Y'know what? This is just way too hectic. Watch the video.
Fast forward to the end of round 1, and Red drills Scott with a barbed wire 2x4. Then, he picks Scott up, and drops him with the Houston Suplex. And the ref counts 3!
Winner of round 1, by Houston Suplex: the Norton Brothers
Round 2 -
Apparently, Mikey's upset about not walking out with the finish for round 1, since soon after the opening, he's already Rampaging. In the end of round 2, Mikey Rampages, reverses an attack from Scott via headlock while JC lays out Spike with a barbed wire 2x4, then goes for the lateral press on Spike. The ref counts 3, and it's the end of round 2.
Winner of round 2, by barbed wire 2x4 shot: the Boyz Malicious
Round 3 -
Because this whole match was pretty chaotic, I'll just pick up from the finish. Near the finish, Mikey catches Evan with the sidebuster/gutbuster combo, which leaves him unconscious. Mikey proceeds to lay out Scott, then clock Red. Mikey and Red continue to go at it for a bit. Mikey hoists Red up into a fireman's carry, and hits a huge gutbuster, and proceeds to drill Spike with the Final Rest. Game, set, and match while the Fringe goes at it with Red and JC.
Winner of round 3, by Final Rest, and the FIRST AWF Tag Team Champions, the Boyz Malicios!
AWF Hardcore Title - Warren Peace v. Mark Rejda v. Freaky v. Catastrophe v. Osiris v. Chaser (Click for video)
This match went for all of three minutes. So...
Suffice it to say, Warren got slaughtered. End came when Chaser hit a feint irish whip into the Swinging Snap DDT, followed by a lateral press. Everybody stands around until the two count, at which point, Freaky and Catastrophe BOTH try to break up the pin with elbow drops, and Rejda and Osiris climb into the ring. However, the ref counts three.
Winner, by Swinging Snap DDT, and FIRST AWF Hardcore Champion, Chaser!
AWF United States Title - Mikey Malicious v. Jaysun Legend v. Brandon Dubaine v. CK Malicious v. Lino v. Red Norton (Click for video)
To kick it off, everybody hits everybody else. And that pretty much happens for the entire match. The ladders do eventually come in, but progress is pretty slow until close to the end. Lino ascends the ladder and gets his grubby little paws on the prize above the ring. CK starts to climb up to throw Lino off, but...
Mikey comes in and tips it over, leaving Lino hanging. Literally. CK tumbles to the mat, and Jaysun grabs on to Lino's legs to try and pull him down. The prize comes down, Brandon hits Jaysun with...uh...a high-impact tornado DDT? I guess Mikey tries to slip in a cheap shot after the match, and CK tries the same.
And through all of this, Red's unconscious outside the ring.
Winner, by climbing a ladder, and FIRST AWF United States Champion, Lino!
AWF World Title Qualifier - Jaysun Legend v. JC Malicious (Click for video)
No rest for the weary, tonight! And by "weary", I mean "Jaysun Legend".
To kick it off, JC exits the ring while Jaysun points at the ceiling. JC comes back in, and Jaysun hits a suplex. For whatever reason, Jaysun decides to leave the ring while JC poses. Twice. JC grabs Jaysun and hits a facebuster. After a bit, Jaysun slams JC's face into his knee, then drags him out to the middle of the ring.
Jaysun goes for a DDT that gets reversed into a clothesline, then JC plays defense for a little while before going for a grapple and getting reversed on it. Jaysun goes for a DDT, and eats another clothesline. JC decides to try a suplex on Jaysun, and gets it reversed.
JC kicks Jaysun in the gut before backing up, charging in, and cracking Jaysun on the back of the head with a HUGE hit. Jaysun hits a dropkick to JC's leg the makes him slump against the ropes. JC gets out of the ring just in time to avoid a grapple from Jaysun.
Fast forward a bit, and JC catches Jaysun with a series of hits that knocks Jaysun to the outside. JC gives chase, beats on Jaysun for a bit, then slips back into the ring at the count of 4 or so. Jaysun climbs back in before the 6 and takes a shot to the face from JC.
After a while, JC catches Jaysun with a gordbuster. A few seconds later, he mount and begins beating the hell out of Jaysun. JC gets reversed and tries to roll up Jaysun. The ref counts one! Two! Then Jaysun kicks out.
Jaysun slides out. JC slides out. Jaysun slides back in. JC goes for a walk while Jaysun points to the ceiling (sound familiar?). They both get back in, and Jaysun hits a big boot. Jaysun tried a diving headbutt, and-- POSSUM PIN!
Jaysun breaks out at two. JC catches Jaysun with a spear as he gets up. A while after, JC drills Jaysun with a...a twirly DDT-thing. Then proceeds to mount and whale on Jaysun. A headbutt, and Jaysun BLEEDS. JC hits a European uppercut, drags Jaysun out to the middle of the ring, and hooks the leg. Jaysun kicks out before even the one count. Jaysun reverses a dropkick attempt, and JC is laid out. For about twenty seconds (can you say "possum pin"?).
The two of 'em go out of the ring, then come back in, and it's reversal city, until JC hits a float-over DDT. JC tries a lateral press, and only gets the two count. JC tries a running big boot, and Jaysun dodges, and cracks JC in the back of the head. Jaysun hits a European uppercut, and JC's down.
POSSUM PIN!
AGAIN!
And this time, Jaysun STAYS down for the three count.
Winner, by possum pin, JC Malicious
