Post by AJ Riles on Aug 17, 2008 5:27:06 GMT -5
The camera fades in to show Sarah Alyssa and Michael Jamborgh talking. "So, who'd he send?" Michael asks.
"I don't know." Sarah answers. "He wouldn't give me a name, but he assured me he was not normal by any means. Ooh, I'm anxious to find out!"
"Why do I get this feeling he's a nutjob...?" Michael sighs.
"Well, I dunno, but whoever he is, he's in the opener, so he'd better be here!" Sarah laughs.
Match 1: Suicide v. Mumbo Man (Click for video)
- Mumbo Man pinned Suicide after a splash at 8:39.
Match 2: Genesis Mirage v. Riley Taylor & CK One (Click for video)
- CK One pinned Erik Range after the Game Over, Man! at 14:35.
The camera fades in to a hallway where Sarah is standing and Michael is hunched over onto a catering table, laughing and pounding his fist. "Damn it, Michael, it's not funny!" Sarah spits.
"Are you kidding?! Ha ha ha! It's funny, it's hilarious!" Michael cackles.
"Chicken, arise! Arise, chicken! Arise!"
"And what is so funny about this, huh?!" Sarah demands.
"Frickin' look at him!" Michael responds before busting out laughing. The camera pans around to show Mumbo Man, standing on a catering table over a pile of chicken bones, picked clean, and tapping his staff against the top of the table.
"Arise!" Mumbo repeats. Sarah growls as Michaels continues laughing. While banging his hand on the table, the Genesis Mirage approaches, Suicide riding on top of Erik Range's shoulders.
"Well, Miss Alyssa? Tonight's the night our demands must be met." Erik states, as Mumbo Man continues chanting and tapping his staff. Suicide leans over, peeking into Erik's vision upside-down.
"He's making me hungry." Suicide states, while Matt nods.
"Yeah, me too." Matt interrupts. Erik heaves a sigh.
"Fine, then. To Popeye's!" Erik shouts, as Suicide and Matt both cheer, and the three of them make their way through a nearby door to the outside.
"Oh, this is too easy. I gotta go make a call." Sarah states, walking off.
"Arise, chicken! Arise!" Mumbo continues, as Michael still continues laughing.
Match 3: Scourge v. Phoenix Angel (Click for video)
- Scourge pinned Phoenix Angel after a tigerbomb at 8:38.
Match 4: Rod Friedman v. Bryan Krash (Click for video)
- Bryan Krash forced Rod Friedman to submit with a surfboard hold at 8:07.
The Genesis Mirage approaches the arena, carrying several bags, and Suicide still riding on Erik's shoulders, a bag of Doritos in hand. As the three of them approach, they find a large man standing in front of the door: namely, B-4. "C'mon, ram 'im! Full speed ahead! GO!" Suicide shouts, digging his heels into Erik's sides while pulling on his hair.
"No. Stop that." Erik states. After a few further moments, Erik leans over, as Suicide hops off. Erik gets into B-4's face and stares at him for a few moments. B-4 quickly raises his fist and punches Erik, levelling him. "OWW!" Suicide and Matt stare down at him before Matt steps forward.
"Chicken?" Matt offers, extending one of the bags toward B-4. Matt waits as the big man stares at the bag. B-4 reaches into the bag and removes a single chicken breast before gnawing on it. After a moment, he winds up and knocks the bag out of Matt's hand and continues eating. When he finishes, he throws the bone down onto the still laid out Erik. Suicide looks to Erik, then to the bag of chicken now located in the parking lot, then to his own bag of chips. He extends the bag to B-4, having the same idea as Matt.
"Chip?" Suicide offers, as B-4 gingerly reaches in and removes a single chip. He eats it and steps aside, allowing Suicide back into the arena. Erik pushes himself to his feet as Matt collects the bag of chicken, and the two of them move toward the door. Unlike Suicide, they bump into B-4, who looks down onto them, growling.
Main Event: MWL Women's World Championship - Kim Bailleaux v. Sarah Alyssa v. Melissa Rez v. Amy Kaldahl (Click for video)
- Sarah Alyssa escaped the cage at 9:20 to win the MWL Women's World Championship.
"I don't know." Sarah answers. "He wouldn't give me a name, but he assured me he was not normal by any means. Ooh, I'm anxious to find out!"
"Why do I get this feeling he's a nutjob...?" Michael sighs.
"Well, I dunno, but whoever he is, he's in the opener, so he'd better be here!" Sarah laughs.
Match 1: Suicide v. Mumbo Man (Click for video)
- Mumbo Man pinned Suicide after a splash at 8:39.
Match 2: Genesis Mirage v. Riley Taylor & CK One (Click for video)
- CK One pinned Erik Range after the Game Over, Man! at 14:35.
The camera fades in to a hallway where Sarah is standing and Michael is hunched over onto a catering table, laughing and pounding his fist. "Damn it, Michael, it's not funny!" Sarah spits.
"Are you kidding?! Ha ha ha! It's funny, it's hilarious!" Michael cackles.
"Chicken, arise! Arise, chicken! Arise!"
"And what is so funny about this, huh?!" Sarah demands.
"Frickin' look at him!" Michael responds before busting out laughing. The camera pans around to show Mumbo Man, standing on a catering table over a pile of chicken bones, picked clean, and tapping his staff against the top of the table.
"Arise!" Mumbo repeats. Sarah growls as Michaels continues laughing. While banging his hand on the table, the Genesis Mirage approaches, Suicide riding on top of Erik Range's shoulders.
"Well, Miss Alyssa? Tonight's the night our demands must be met." Erik states, as Mumbo Man continues chanting and tapping his staff. Suicide leans over, peeking into Erik's vision upside-down.
"He's making me hungry." Suicide states, while Matt nods.
"Yeah, me too." Matt interrupts. Erik heaves a sigh.
"Fine, then. To Popeye's!" Erik shouts, as Suicide and Matt both cheer, and the three of them make their way through a nearby door to the outside.
"Oh, this is too easy. I gotta go make a call." Sarah states, walking off.
"Arise, chicken! Arise!" Mumbo continues, as Michael still continues laughing.
Match 3: Scourge v. Phoenix Angel (Click for video)
- Scourge pinned Phoenix Angel after a tigerbomb at 8:38.
Match 4: Rod Friedman v. Bryan Krash (Click for video)
- Bryan Krash forced Rod Friedman to submit with a surfboard hold at 8:07.
The Genesis Mirage approaches the arena, carrying several bags, and Suicide still riding on Erik's shoulders, a bag of Doritos in hand. As the three of them approach, they find a large man standing in front of the door: namely, B-4. "C'mon, ram 'im! Full speed ahead! GO!" Suicide shouts, digging his heels into Erik's sides while pulling on his hair.
"No. Stop that." Erik states. After a few further moments, Erik leans over, as Suicide hops off. Erik gets into B-4's face and stares at him for a few moments. B-4 quickly raises his fist and punches Erik, levelling him. "OWW!" Suicide and Matt stare down at him before Matt steps forward.
"Chicken?" Matt offers, extending one of the bags toward B-4. Matt waits as the big man stares at the bag. B-4 reaches into the bag and removes a single chicken breast before gnawing on it. After a moment, he winds up and knocks the bag out of Matt's hand and continues eating. When he finishes, he throws the bone down onto the still laid out Erik. Suicide looks to Erik, then to the bag of chicken now located in the parking lot, then to his own bag of chips. He extends the bag to B-4, having the same idea as Matt.
"Chip?" Suicide offers, as B-4 gingerly reaches in and removes a single chip. He eats it and steps aside, allowing Suicide back into the arena. Erik pushes himself to his feet as Matt collects the bag of chicken, and the two of them move toward the door. Unlike Suicide, they bump into B-4, who looks down onto them, growling.
Main Event: MWL Women's World Championship - Kim Bailleaux v. Sarah Alyssa v. Melissa Rez v. Amy Kaldahl (Click for video)
- Sarah Alyssa escaped the cage at 9:20 to win the MWL Women's World Championship.
