Post by Osiris on Jul 21, 2008 15:12:27 GMT -5
Karma approaches the arena when security comes and blocks her path.
Karma: Let me in.
Security guy: I'm sorry, but we can't. Mr. Legend told us not to let you in.
Karma: But I have to be there, I'm his voice and I have a match.
Security guy: We are following orders, and they are for you to not be allowed into the building.
Karma just leaves the scene in a fit of rage.
Triple Threat: Melissa Rez v. LowKo v. Carmen Malicious
Well, with Karma out, that only leaves LowKo with two ladies. That is one hell of a constellation prize after losing his US title match. But he ended up being the target of both of them for a good amount of the time. But they beat each other up enough and LowKo was tough enough to hit Carmen with a Go 2 Sleep for the win while Melissa was on the outside of the ring getting in as the 3 count was made.
WINNER: LowKo
Lunatic Fringe v. Moonlight Army
Every time that these two teams face each other, it's a interesting match. They have quite the rivalry going, with facing each other so much and the Fringe has yet to get a win on them, the other matches having ended with the MA winning or a double countout. Once again, these teams showed that they can work well with their partners. There were a lot of close calls with countouts, getting to the 8-9 area a good number of times. The end came when Chaser hit a spinning wheel kick, busting Evan open, followed by a Rolling Thunder which goes swiftly into a Shooting Star Splash for the 3 count.
WINNERS: Moonlight Army
Jaysun Legend v. Brandon Dubaine
Legend definitely had his head in the game this time around, cause Brandon wasn't killing him this time around. This match was pretty even, and all the high flying made it hard to tell who would win, like if the flying move were to hit and pins right after, or if they will crash and burn. For example, Legend goes for a Springboard Phoenix Splash only to miss, and Brandon goes for his own, but then he misses. Some pretty cool false finishes here, but the real finish came when Legend hit a stiff clothesline and covers for the win.
WINNER: Jaysun Legend
Non-title - Dark Souls v. Impact Players
Was the Impact Player's win last week on Collision a fluke? Let's find out. This one just turned into a fight real quick (but that's what you get when everyone is a brawler), with the brawling being all over the place, which sadly includes ringside. Actually, a lot of the brawling was ringside, with the legal men getting in for the countout, only to A) be throw out, B) Jump out themselves, or C) Got in and got back out just as quickly. When all was back to where they should be, you could tell that the end was near, with almost everyone limping. Darius tagged in Devin and went after the other legal man, Sean, only to get caught in a possum pin. Too bad it was Devin who was the legal guy. So after Darius was back in his corner, Sean got a small package on Devin long enough for a 3 count! Two wins in a row over the champ!
WINNER: Impact Players
Darnell Jenkins (w/ Reaper Killer) v. CRUSHER (w/ Brandon Mac)
Two members of the newest tag teams former in AWF going at it. This should be interesting. Crusher was crushing D-Roc, but D-Roc was putting up one hell of a fight. A little side note, it is pretty funny watching the managers, with them going "Yea!" and "Ah crap!" But I digress. Even though Darnell put up a great fight, you could tell it was only a matter of time, and Crusher going on Rampages didn't help either. Crusher ended it with a Batista Bomb and auto covered to pick up the win.
WINNER: Crusher (w/ Brandon Mac)
Boyz Malicious (JC & Mikey) v. Norton Brothers
The former tag champs were out to show they wanted their gold back, while the Nortons wanted to prove that they wanted a shot at the titles. Spike really layed into JC with a lot of strikes, which eventually led to him hitting a Brainbuster finisher and covering for the win. Wow, that was really quick.
WINNERS: The Norton Brothers
Renegade v. Catastrophe
Renegade was looking really good in this match, as he was flying all over the place and Catastrophe was having a hard time getting his hands on Renegade. A funny moment was when Catastrophe threw the ref into Renegade, and then got caught in a possum pin, which he stayed in till the ref got up and got a 2 count. Finish came with Renegade hitting a Leap of Faith elbow drop and covering for the win.
Main Event: Yugo Ryan, Freaky, & Lino v. Osiris, Deathblade, & CK Malicious
Team Monster Champ wasted little time in attacking Yugo, with Yugo getting a little too close to the corner while exposing the turnbuckle. And of course, it isn't long before we have everyone inside the ring and out to have a massive brawl. When things are back in place, Yugo gets a taste of his own medicine, with the now legel Deathblade repeatedly throwing Yugo into the exposed turnbuckle. Then Osiris is tagged back in and Yugo is in serious trouble, having been hit a lot of times in the head, eventually bleeding. But he was able to make a tag to Freaky, who faired slightly better against the other team. But when Freaky leaves the ring, this leads to a VERY long ringside brawl, with people getting in, out, tagging every once in a while. The ref had to count a lot, but not reaching the 10. The end came during that brawl, with Freaky and Deathblade as the legal men, and Freaky tossed DB into his corner and did a 3-D with Yugo, busting DB open and Yugo covering while the brawl was still going.
WINNERS: Yugo Ryan, Freaky, & Lino
Karma: Let me in.
Security guy: I'm sorry, but we can't. Mr. Legend told us not to let you in.
Karma: But I have to be there, I'm his voice and I have a match.
Security guy: We are following orders, and they are for you to not be allowed into the building.
Karma just leaves the scene in a fit of rage.
Triple Threat: Melissa Rez v. LowKo v. Carmen Malicious
Well, with Karma out, that only leaves LowKo with two ladies. That is one hell of a constellation prize after losing his US title match. But he ended up being the target of both of them for a good amount of the time. But they beat each other up enough and LowKo was tough enough to hit Carmen with a Go 2 Sleep for the win while Melissa was on the outside of the ring getting in as the 3 count was made.
WINNER: LowKo
Lunatic Fringe v. Moonlight Army
Every time that these two teams face each other, it's a interesting match. They have quite the rivalry going, with facing each other so much and the Fringe has yet to get a win on them, the other matches having ended with the MA winning or a double countout. Once again, these teams showed that they can work well with their partners. There were a lot of close calls with countouts, getting to the 8-9 area a good number of times. The end came when Chaser hit a spinning wheel kick, busting Evan open, followed by a Rolling Thunder which goes swiftly into a Shooting Star Splash for the 3 count.
WINNERS: Moonlight Army
Jaysun Legend v. Brandon Dubaine
Legend definitely had his head in the game this time around, cause Brandon wasn't killing him this time around. This match was pretty even, and all the high flying made it hard to tell who would win, like if the flying move were to hit and pins right after, or if they will crash and burn. For example, Legend goes for a Springboard Phoenix Splash only to miss, and Brandon goes for his own, but then he misses. Some pretty cool false finishes here, but the real finish came when Legend hit a stiff clothesline and covers for the win.
WINNER: Jaysun Legend
Non-title - Dark Souls v. Impact Players
Was the Impact Player's win last week on Collision a fluke? Let's find out. This one just turned into a fight real quick (but that's what you get when everyone is a brawler), with the brawling being all over the place, which sadly includes ringside. Actually, a lot of the brawling was ringside, with the legal men getting in for the countout, only to A) be throw out, B) Jump out themselves, or C) Got in and got back out just as quickly. When all was back to where they should be, you could tell that the end was near, with almost everyone limping. Darius tagged in Devin and went after the other legal man, Sean, only to get caught in a possum pin. Too bad it was Devin who was the legal guy. So after Darius was back in his corner, Sean got a small package on Devin long enough for a 3 count! Two wins in a row over the champ!
WINNER: Impact Players
Darnell Jenkins (w/ Reaper Killer) v. CRUSHER (w/ Brandon Mac)
Two members of the newest tag teams former in AWF going at it. This should be interesting. Crusher was crushing D-Roc, but D-Roc was putting up one hell of a fight. A little side note, it is pretty funny watching the managers, with them going "Yea!" and "Ah crap!" But I digress. Even though Darnell put up a great fight, you could tell it was only a matter of time, and Crusher going on Rampages didn't help either. Crusher ended it with a Batista Bomb and auto covered to pick up the win.
WINNER: Crusher (w/ Brandon Mac)
Boyz Malicious (JC & Mikey) v. Norton Brothers
The former tag champs were out to show they wanted their gold back, while the Nortons wanted to prove that they wanted a shot at the titles. Spike really layed into JC with a lot of strikes, which eventually led to him hitting a Brainbuster finisher and covering for the win. Wow, that was really quick.
WINNERS: The Norton Brothers
Renegade v. Catastrophe
Renegade was looking really good in this match, as he was flying all over the place and Catastrophe was having a hard time getting his hands on Renegade. A funny moment was when Catastrophe threw the ref into Renegade, and then got caught in a possum pin, which he stayed in till the ref got up and got a 2 count. Finish came with Renegade hitting a Leap of Faith elbow drop and covering for the win.
Main Event: Yugo Ryan, Freaky, & Lino v. Osiris, Deathblade, & CK Malicious
Team Monster Champ wasted little time in attacking Yugo, with Yugo getting a little too close to the corner while exposing the turnbuckle. And of course, it isn't long before we have everyone inside the ring and out to have a massive brawl. When things are back in place, Yugo gets a taste of his own medicine, with the now legel Deathblade repeatedly throwing Yugo into the exposed turnbuckle. Then Osiris is tagged back in and Yugo is in serious trouble, having been hit a lot of times in the head, eventually bleeding. But he was able to make a tag to Freaky, who faired slightly better against the other team. But when Freaky leaves the ring, this leads to a VERY long ringside brawl, with people getting in, out, tagging every once in a while. The ref had to count a lot, but not reaching the 10. The end came during that brawl, with Freaky and Deathblade as the legal men, and Freaky tossed DB into his corner and did a 3-D with Yugo, busting DB open and Yugo covering while the brawl was still going.
WINNERS: Yugo Ryan, Freaky, & Lino