No one is better than Crusher (Catastrophe ment.)

[thePOWER]

Crusher's music from Kaiser Chiefs started playing as he appears in the middle of the ring.

Good night to everyone. The crowd starts booing Crusher. Ok... I'm only here for two weeks and nobody likes me. That's a start .Crusher smiles as the booing gets louder and you could hear "you suck" chants. Thank you very much to all... I really appreciate it.

Now, the reason of me being here is that I heard backstage some stuff about me. And everyone backstage talks trash about me, but the true is that they can't keep it against the big and hardcore Crusher. And what makes it funnier is that I heard some bitch Catastrophe saying he's better than me. The crowd is now booing again, as soon as Crusher says Catastrophe's name. I don't like him neither. Fuck no, he's not better than me! NO wrestler can be compared to me.


Catastrophe can't win a damn match without cheating. Well, let's see... Last week's Collision he won against a guy dressed in purple, whose only victory was when I was watching his back. Now tell me if winning against that dickhead makes him better, especially if he needs a low blow... No, that's not extreme! He's just a

*Crusher is suddenly interrupted*

[tag]

[AJ Riles]

Neurosonic's "Until I Die" takes over the sound system in mid-sentence, signaling the appearance of Catastrophe. He walks onto the stage, microphone in hand, and laughing awkwardly.

"Oh ho ho ho~! There's an old saying, you see. 'If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying'. Well, I may cheat, but I give a hundred and ten percent, and I get the job done!"

Catastrophe pauses for the scattered applause and one or two cheering fans in the crowd, before letting out another awkward laugh. "What about YOU, hmm?"

(Tag.)

[thePOWER]

About me? Well... I... Crusher makes a dramatic pause

I say I can beat the crap out of you anyway I fucking want! Crusher exits the ring, walking down the stage so that he gets next to Catastrophe. You're very lucky I'm controlling myself... But you know what? We got a match so that I can beat you so bad you'll be begging me at the end of the match to don't kill you.

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