Next for fun

[blindman]

Welcome to the Family starts to play as Blindman and Pain makes their entrance. They reach the ring and pick up the mics in the corner.

Blindman: I'm sorry we are late. I had to give my brother his birthday present. None-the-less, we are here. We would like to confront this "Traid". Like honestly, they actually believe they have power and can dominate. They are just good at teaming up on people. Us on the other hand, took two of their members out.

Pain: Not to mention, it was quite easy. If your always attacking people, be ready to have it retuned.

Blindman: I hope you've noticed, but we have made somewhat of an impact so far. Not big, but we left a mark. So without anymore words from us, we would like to hear what you have to say.

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[Hazeone-Supreme]

At that moment, Devildrivers "Monsters of the deep" begins to play through the speakers. The crowd begins to scream. The reason behind the screaming? It is the sign of The Apokalypse! The music dies down as Klown and Jester make their way out from the curtain, Jester with a mic in his hand and Klown with a mic under his arm. Klown begins to clap slowly. He then stops and lifts up the mic.

"Well, this is just dandy, huh jes? Guys, while I can be one to respect your need to give out pain...(Klown looks at Jes)...god knows hanging out with Carnivore all these years will do that to you...(Klown looks back at the ring)...there is one thing you are missing out on. First: You guys beating up two members of the tirad...as funny as it was...it's like being in a special ed class...even if you beat up every kid there, your still retarded. Second: You fucked up a bike. Classy and impressive as that may be...I mean I like a good fire better than anyone, especially when it's a Jehovah's witness, it still doesn't leave so much of a mark as you would think. Finally number three: You are mentioning about the triad a lot, however there is one small detail that you have to remember: WE are the ones who you guys are going to be up against. So, don't you think you guys should be a little more concerned with what we can do instead of what others can't? I mean don't get me wrong, we could care less how prepared you guys are, it wont make a difference. We just see what you guys have in mind for fun and well, we would very much like to oblige. See, we know about pain...not you specifically, but pain in general. We have been giving and receiving it for years, but lately.....I don't know...there really hasn't been anyone out there who has really stood out on the pain factor for me."

At that moment, Jester clears his throat and as Klown looks at him he rubs his eye. This pisses Klown off.

"Really bro? You gonna pull the Osiris card right now?"

"Well, technically, you are out a eye."

"What the fuck? I think I know that smart fuck!"

"Just pointing out the obvious."

"Your face is obvious."

Klown then turns back to the ring.

"Brothers, you know how that goes."

Klown then begins to walk halfway down the ramp.

"Now, you guys are new, so I have to ask you this very important question: Who would win in a fight: Lemmy from Motorhead or God?"

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[blindman]

The two brothers look at each other in confusion. They then look back at Klown and Jester.

Pain: Motorhead... There is no god.

Blindman: Listen, we have the utmost respect for you two. I'm actually happy you came out here. We have been meaning to talk to you both anyway.

Pain: We have a little proposition. You may not know this, but the reason why we are requesting the Triad is because Mr. Kouga knew our father. Until, that is, he attacked my father and sent him into a coma. He never woke up and they ended up taking out his life support.

Blindman: The only thing left in our lives taken because of that asshole. This revenge that we talk about is for our father. He taught us all we know and he was taken away. So we endure constant pain. Kouga is our target for now, but our main target is anyone who deserves it. But we have something in common.

Pain: We hate the Triad and love pain!

The two look at each other and stare. They start talking but cant be heard without the mic. They raise them up once more.

Blindman: The reason why I wanted to talk to you was to ask, how would you take it if two deadly and vicious giants would like to join your side and dominate everything and everyone?

Pain: It will be worth it. we never fail. Our match against you is to show you that we mean business no matter who is on the other side of this ring. We will show you our strength and will show you that we don't fall that easily.

Blindman: What do you say?

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[jackel]

"Listen hear you little fuck-nuts!"

Kouga and Jackel are seen at the top of the stage.

"Who the fuck do you think you are? Your father was a traitor so I 'handled' him. Now you two come in here, attack me and my son, burn a stupid bike and expect to join the Apokalypse?"

Kouga stares for a little.

"I know Klown and Jester aren't that smart to begin with, but you two are simply idiots! You are both like your father. Wanting more and causing nothing but heartache to everyone. You both are a problem and need to be handled like your father was."

Kouga makes his way down and Jackel stops him and takes the mic.

"Look, both of you believe that your big shots around here. You haven't even had your first match yet. You have a long way to go boys. Osiris was the leader of that group and look what happened! These two are traitors just like the two of you."

The crowd boos.

"I had no personal discretion with the two of you until you attacked us."

Kouga takes back the mic.

"Enough of this talk. Ass Klown and his brother need to answer. Now start talking!"

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[Hazeone-Supreme]

Klown looks at Jester and begins to sob. He puts his head in Jester's chest as jester consoles him.

"Now, that was just MEAN! We are that smart and by hurting Klown's feelings like that Kouga...well...it's just wrong. He is very sensitive to his feelings. It's gonna take at least a week for him to get over those insults..."

Just then the two start laughing. Klown wipes a tear from his eye and raises his mic.

"Actually just 30 seconds really. Let me say a few things real quick. First off to Blindman and Pain: Trick Question: Lemmy IS god. Second off To Kouga and Jackel. First off, we betrayed no one, we simply removed ourselves from the equation because Osiris was and is an egomaniac. Second, you guys are idiots. Now back to Blindman and Pain: Yea we hate the triad...but we hate everyone...no surprise there."

Jester just nods his head in agreement.

"Now, here we have a very interesting situation. First we get a request from Kato mentioning about taking on the tirad. Now we get a similar invitation from blindman and pain to...anyone? You guessed it! Take on the triad! I think that is interesting, don't you think Jes?"

"Umm...yea...it is. Especially when it comes around to the fact that they want US to take care of The tirad. But last time I check? Klown?"

"Oh yea, that's right! We do our own dirty work and no one else's!"

"Yea...I was just thinking that!"

"Hey, me too!"

"Yea, and last time I checked, we weren't bitches, right?"

(Excited) "I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THAT!?!"

Klown then turns to the ring.

"Now, while we can respect your offer....well, kinda respect...we just don't have the need to take you up on your offer, because, really it doesn't do anything for us at all. While you might say "Well, you will get your hands on the triad" this may be true, but you have to understand, we can do that without permission. So with that being said, you can take this offer and shove it right up your a........(Jester leans in and whispers into his ear, Klown then give a smile)......aaas a matter of fact, I think I might know a way that everyone can be happy. Something that can cover all basis that will satisfy both you two (Blindman and pain) and Kato (points to Jackel and kouga)...not so much you guys...and still free up time to focus on our match...which I think is probably the most important factor in this equation. Now if you are interested, we can lay out our offer and see what you guys think. Remember, this has NO effect on us what-so-ever, so we don't really care which way it goes."

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[blindman]

Blindman raises his mic

Blindman: Well that is fine with me. It was only an offer.

Pain: It was actually more like a business offer.

Blindman: None the less, we would like to say a few words as well. Now Jackel, we hate your dad and we don't give a shit if you're in the way. Kouga, we will destroy everything you ever lived for and more.

Pain: I on the other hand would actually like to hear about this offer of yours. So lets hear it.

The both lower their mics and glare at Klown and Jester.

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[Hazeone-Supreme]

Klown gives a small smirk.

"Well, let me break it down to you for a bit. You want us to assist you in the destruction of The Triad. Sounds fun. Here is what we offer to you Blindman and Pain: We go through our match in the tag team battle. Win or lose, we evaluate how well we feed off of each other. The bloodier and more violent the better. If we decide that we had our fun then we will NOT assist you in the destruction of the Triad."

Blindman and Pain give this look like "Why mention that to us then?"

"Before you ask what the point is, let me just tell you. WE will not be assisting you. However, we do know someone who is VERY interested in causing some pain and carnage. You don't know him but he was mentioned before. That's right! If all goes well, you will get the assistance of this man......(Klown points to the screen)......CARNIVORE!"

The light dim down and the screen turns on. A shadowy image is shown and a the voice of carnivore is heard.

"I have been away....for far too long. I have witnessed many travesties in the world. Some in which consist of stupidity and arrogance. A place where suffering is but an afterthought and happiness overshadows all. Happiness and Joy does not bode well for me. Pain, destruction, agony and suffering is all I crave. Happiness is merely a disillusion. It is a disease that has corroded these walls. I am that cure for happiness. I am the end of all joy."

Carnivore leans into the light visible to the camera to reveal his extremely burnt and scarred face covered in bandages with a razorblade cutting through revealing more and more scars and charred flesh. As the blood continues to pour down his face, carnivore continues.

"Blindman and Pain. Now you have an opportunity. You claim to be the harbinger of pain. The decider of destruction. You know nothing of such antics. However, an opportunity arises none the less. A chance to truly see what you are capable of. When you face The Apokalypse, you will be in for the fight of your life. If you can handle yourselves in the proper fashion then you will have me by your side with a temporary alliance against the Triad. I have seen horrors that no one can imagine, but I will like to show you what that entails. Allow me to show you the ways of TRUE pain and suffering for others.....and yourself."

At this moment the bandages are completely removed. The glare from the fresh blood gleams in the light of the camera.

"Follow me in this path and you will know what pain TRULY is. Satisfaction....hehehe....is guaranteed."

Carnivore then places a black mask with only his eyes visible.

"You have our terms. Accept if you will. You know what you must do."

The screen then turns to snow. The light go back on and Blindman and Pain look at Klown.

"Impressive no? If you want blood, he is your guy. Fair warning though: Once he starts, try not to stop him, because he takes pride in his work."

Jester then lifts up the mic.

"Those are our terms. When we fight, we fight as if our lives depend on it....which it just might. Dish out enough pain and violence and we will render the services of Carnivore to you to fight by your side. Win our lose, your performance is key. With that being said, the barb wire ball is in your court. Do you accept these terms?"

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