Post by Hazeone-Supreme on Mar 30, 2011 19:30:00 GMT -5
The camera shows a television monitor after the attack by Blindman and Pain against Jackel and Kouga. As the camera pans back the image of Klown and Jester sitting on the couch eating popcorn is shown. Klown hysterically laughing. He then wipes a tear from his eyes and clears his throat.
"That.....was.....PRICELESS!!!! How ironic the "King of sneak attacks" gets....that's right....ATTACKED! To top it off, by NEW guys none the less. Oh man, this is GREAT! I like these guys already!"
At that moment, Nemesis barges into the room with a piece of paper. Frantic she hands it to Klown.
"They just put up the card for Zero Hour! I got a copy of it."
Jester snatches the paper from Klown and looks at it. He then looks at Klown.
"So, who does it look like were facing?"
Jester gives a small chuckle and hands him the paper. Klown looks at the paper for a minute, then looks up at the T.V., then back at the paper, then the T.V. again, then the paper again.
"Really?"
He drops the paper and grabs the remote for the DVR and rewinds the attack and pauses it to the images of Blindman and Pain.
"We have to face them!?!"
Nemesis looks at Klown.
"Are you scared?"
Klown then looks at Jester, who shrugs his shoulders, then back at Nemesis. He then stands up in front of her.
"Did you SEE what they did to Jackel and Kouga? DID YOU? I mean come on, these guys are crazy! They smashed the fuck out of them with ease! I mean, how the fuck are we going to handle them when they easily tore down those two!?! Tell me! I need to know! How can we beat guys like Blindman and Pain?"
Klown then begins to pace around holding his head.
"I thought Jackel was difficult by himself, but to be taken out by those guys....I don't know how we are going to do this Jes. I think we should forfeit the match and just give them the win. I don't think that we can do it. Lets just give up....better yet.....let us just leave AWF all together. We can't compete with that! We can't win! How the fuck are we going to do this, I mean, we just can't! How are we going to do this Jes?"
Jester then stands up and puts his hands on his shoulders.
"Klown, I know this is hard, but we might have to face the face that we are out matched here. There really is no way we can win this. We can do our best but it just wont be enough."
Klown lowers his head.
"You know, your right...we should just go and face the music. We should just give up. I have never been this scared for my life in.....well....EVER. I'm really scared Jes.....will you hold me?"
Jester then hugs Klown.
"I know bro, I know. It will be alright, we will get through this together."
Klown then begins to sob. Klown lifts his head a bit to reveal his good eye and looks at Nemesis. He gets off of Jes, wipes his nose and looks at Nemesis and he opens his arms to her.
"Babe, can you hold me?"
Nemesis gives him a look. She then makes her way over to him and then kicks him in the balls. At that moment, Jester starts cracking up as Klown falls to the floor. Nemesis then looks down at him.
"You are an ASSHOLE!"
Klown then begins to start laughing his ass off.
"HAHAHAHAHA oh come on babe, you got to admit...that was pretty believable, even for me!"
"Your still an asshole!"
Klown then makes his way up.
"Awww come on, you know damn well we are not afraid of these guys. Beating up Jackel and Kouga is like listening to Justin Bieber...it's just gay!"
"For us to be afraid of them would take a lot more than attacking and old man and a guy who tans more than those Jersey Shore guys, and I didn't think that was possible."
Klown then smacks Jester on the arm.
"Hey...it's a Joisey thing!"
Jester just facepalms.
"Come on babe, we said we were coming in full force, what better way to do that then to teach some rookies how WE do it. Were not The Apokalypse for nothing."
"Your BOTH assholes!"
Nemesis then heads to the door and slams it behind her. Then opens it up and peeks her head in.
"...and for your information...I happen to LOVE Justin Beiber, THANK YOU!"
The door slams again. Klown and Jester just looks at each other.
"GAY!"
"That.....was.....PRICELESS!!!! How ironic the "King of sneak attacks" gets....that's right....ATTACKED! To top it off, by NEW guys none the less. Oh man, this is GREAT! I like these guys already!"
At that moment, Nemesis barges into the room with a piece of paper. Frantic she hands it to Klown.
"They just put up the card for Zero Hour! I got a copy of it."
Jester snatches the paper from Klown and looks at it. He then looks at Klown.
"So, who does it look like were facing?"
Jester gives a small chuckle and hands him the paper. Klown looks at the paper for a minute, then looks up at the T.V., then back at the paper, then the T.V. again, then the paper again.
"Really?"
He drops the paper and grabs the remote for the DVR and rewinds the attack and pauses it to the images of Blindman and Pain.
"We have to face them!?!"
Nemesis looks at Klown.
"Are you scared?"
Klown then looks at Jester, who shrugs his shoulders, then back at Nemesis. He then stands up in front of her.
"Did you SEE what they did to Jackel and Kouga? DID YOU? I mean come on, these guys are crazy! They smashed the fuck out of them with ease! I mean, how the fuck are we going to handle them when they easily tore down those two!?! Tell me! I need to know! How can we beat guys like Blindman and Pain?"
Klown then begins to pace around holding his head.
"I thought Jackel was difficult by himself, but to be taken out by those guys....I don't know how we are going to do this Jes. I think we should forfeit the match and just give them the win. I don't think that we can do it. Lets just give up....better yet.....let us just leave AWF all together. We can't compete with that! We can't win! How the fuck are we going to do this, I mean, we just can't! How are we going to do this Jes?"
Jester then stands up and puts his hands on his shoulders.
"Klown, I know this is hard, but we might have to face the face that we are out matched here. There really is no way we can win this. We can do our best but it just wont be enough."
Klown lowers his head.
"You know, your right...we should just go and face the music. We should just give up. I have never been this scared for my life in.....well....EVER. I'm really scared Jes.....will you hold me?"
Jester then hugs Klown.
"I know bro, I know. It will be alright, we will get through this together."
Klown then begins to sob. Klown lifts his head a bit to reveal his good eye and looks at Nemesis. He gets off of Jes, wipes his nose and looks at Nemesis and he opens his arms to her.
"Babe, can you hold me?"
Nemesis gives him a look. She then makes her way over to him and then kicks him in the balls. At that moment, Jester starts cracking up as Klown falls to the floor. Nemesis then looks down at him.
"You are an ASSHOLE!"
Klown then begins to start laughing his ass off.
"HAHAHAHAHA oh come on babe, you got to admit...that was pretty believable, even for me!"
"Your still an asshole!"
Klown then makes his way up.
"Awww come on, you know damn well we are not afraid of these guys. Beating up Jackel and Kouga is like listening to Justin Bieber...it's just gay!"
"For us to be afraid of them would take a lot more than attacking and old man and a guy who tans more than those Jersey Shore guys, and I didn't think that was possible."
Klown then smacks Jester on the arm.
"Hey...it's a Joisey thing!"
Jester just facepalms.
"Come on babe, we said we were coming in full force, what better way to do that then to teach some rookies how WE do it. Were not The Apokalypse for nothing."
"Your BOTH assholes!"
Nemesis then heads to the door and slams it behind her. Then opens it up and peeks her head in.
"...and for your information...I happen to LOVE Justin Beiber, THANK YOU!"
The door slams again. Klown and Jester just looks at each other.
"GAY!"
(Tag or Fade)
