Post by Osiris on Jan 24, 2011 4:23:52 GMT -5
Kitten Miller vs Melissa Rez vs Jennifer Faerkaine
Before the bell rings, Kitten runs down to attack Jennifer.
Doesn't really seem to affect the match though, as Jennifer gets up and seems to be alright as they all go outside the ring for a three way brawl. And since there are no countouts, they can stay out there for however long they want and have no consequences. This might take a while. Melissa and Jennifer go with their punches while Kitten just kicks anything that moves. Then Jennifer I guess decided to think "screw it" cause she goes under the ring and grabs a sledgehammer and swings for the fences. She uses it on both girls, but Kitten eventually uses it against Jennifer. Melissa does too and Kitten grabs a chair and uses that on Jennifer too. Gotta love that automatic no DQ rule in triple threats eh? Melissa puts Jennifer up in the tree of woe, turns around and gets Kitten in a small package, 1.......2....kick out. Jennifer comes back and smashes both her opponents with it. Melissa back ip, drops the chair onto Jennifer. Pins. 1......2.....Kitten breaks it up. Melissa small package to Kitten again, 1.........2.........kick out. Kitten roll through pins Melissa, 1..........2.......kick out. Corner Hurracarana to Melissa by Kitten and then a hurracarana pin to Jennifer, 1.........2.....kick out. Melissa and Kitten double suplex Jennifer onto a chair! Kitten goes to the tope and hits a diving kick to Melissa and dropkicks Jennifer out of the ring, pins Melissa, 1......2.......kick out! Jennifer hit Kitten with her signature DDT, but Kitten rolled out of the ring. Jennifer hits Melissa with the Vertabreaker, but Kitten grabbed Jennifer before she could for for the pin. Jennifer got taken down by a double team ddt by the other gals, Melissa rolls Kitten up, 1.......2......Kitten rolls her over, 1........2......Melissa rolls her over, 1.........2.......Kitten rolls her over, 1........2........Melissa kicks out. Man, none of these girls will give up. Jennifer goes for a pin, and Melissa accidentally or not, punches the ref. Smart. Armdrag to Kitten then a leg sweep to Jennifer all by Melissa. More fighting, and Melissa again hits the ref. Kitten grabs one of the chairs lying around, smashes Jennifer's back with it. Rolls Jennifer over, 1........2.....kick out! Kitten with a drop tow hold on Jennifer, pin, 1.......2......kick out. Melissa rolls Kitten up, 1.......2.....Jennifer breaks it up. Melissa finds herself again getting hit with a Vertabreaker, but Kitten is also again still up to prevent any pinfall. Then for some reason, Melissa went and just stood on the apron while Kitten and Jennifer fought it out. After smashing Kitten's head onto the mat a couple times, Jennifer goes for the pin, 1........2..........3! And Melissa was just getting into the ring at 2. These gals went at it for nearly 40 minutes!
WINNER: Jennifer Faerkaine
And apparently Kitten and Jennifer's relationship has gotten worse.
The Animals vs Brandon & Garland
This is the AWF debut of the Animals, made up of Matthias Marlfox and Cyrox. Before the match starts, Garland and Brandon double high five each other as Brandon starts the match.
Matthias and Brandon fight as Brandon hits Matthias with a flurry of kicks and even a hurracarana pin that gets nothing. Matthias throws Brandon into the corner, runs and Brandon puts him into the corner instead. Brandon puts him into the tree of woe, but Matthias knees him. Cyrox grabs Brandon from the apron, Matthias knees Brandon in the gut. Brandon again goes for a hurracarana pin, but Cyrox breaks it up. Matthias ducks a Brandon kick, Triple German Suplex signature. Picks Brandon up and whips him off the ropes, Powerslam Slam pin! 1.......Garland breaks it up. Brandon tags in Garland. Garland runs and clotheslines Matthias. Brandon from the apron kicks Matthias, which allowed Garland a change to lift him up for a front powerslam. Matthias gets fired up but gets another clothesline. Garland picks him up for another from slam, then picks him up once more for his signature, a swinging facebuster. He again picks him up going for his Cyclone finisher, but he elbows out of it. Tag to Brandon as he kicks Matthias, goes to the top and hits the 450 splash. Goes up again, hits his Frog Splash finisher. Cyrox breaks up the pin and Brandon goes for a roll up pin twice but Cyrox breaks them both up. Brandon hits his standing moonsault signutrue, but Matthias gets out of it. Matthias now gets Brandon with a roll up, but Garland breaks it up. Brandon with another roll up, Cyrox breaks it up. Matthias with a clothesline. Pins, 1......2.....Garland breaks it up. Cyrox is tagged in, and rolls up Brandon, 1.......2....kick out. Back up, Cyrox again rolls him up, 1........2....another kick out. Brandon throws him into his corner for a double team with Garland while tagging him in. Powerslam to Garland along with a backdrop into a pin, 1.....2...Garland kicks out. Cyrox bounced off the ropes, back body drop by Garland. Brandon grabs Cyrox, Garland pokes Cyrox in the eyes. Cyrox with an STO. Powerslam pin by Garland, 1.....2......Cyrox kicks out. Goes for it again, Cyrox with an elbow. Powerslam pin from Cyrox, 1........2........Brandon breaks it up. Running DDT by Garland. Matthias grabs Garland, Cyrox with a chop. Cyrox with a hard punch to Garland. Garland responses with a hard big boot. Garland pins, 1.......2......Brandon is stopping Matthias....3!
WINNERS: Brandon & Garland
Extreme Rules: Yugo Ryan vs Vlad
Former World Champion against a guy who just won the Clash. Sounds good to me.
Vlad starts off with a running ddt and some elbows to Yugo's back. Yugo fires back with a spinning wheel kick, but Vlad low blows him. Yugo pays him back with one of his own. Yugo goes for a hurracarana, but Vlad catches him and powerbombs him. Vlad grabs a kendo stick but drops it as soon as he gets it. Yugo picks it up and uses it on Vlad a couple times before Vlad tried to take it back, but Yugo took it back. Vlad clotheslines him, picks the stick up and smashes into Yugo's face, busting him open. Vlad with a kendo stick assisted russian leg sweep. Picks Yugo up for his Modified Russian Leg Sweep and that leads into this Anaconda Vice finisher, and Yugo taps!
WINNER: Vlad
Tornado Tag: Lino & Alex DuVry vs The Apokalypse
Now this will be hard to keep up with, so I'll provide highlights. One was were Klown throws Lino with a suplex while at the same time Jester tossed Alex with a overhead belly to belly. Other then that, it was a massive brawl. Klown picked up the with after he picked Lino up for the 12 Steps and pinned while Jester just punched and stomped on Alex.
WINNERS: The Apokalypse
Freaky vs William James vs Osiris
What can I saw about this match? It was just a really big fight, with just punches, kicks and maybe a weapon shot or two. And since it would be boring to read through punch, kick, counter, elbow, boot, weapon shot, pin, and break up/kick out, I figured I'd save you the trouble. Put any combination of the above up and that's about all that happened. And this went on FOREVER! The match FINALLY finished when Osiris got Freaky to tap out to the Torture Rack.
WINNER: Osiris
After the match, Klown runs down to the ring and attacks Osiris with a lead pipe. And that is how the show ends.
Before the bell rings, Kitten runs down to attack Jennifer.
Doesn't really seem to affect the match though, as Jennifer gets up and seems to be alright as they all go outside the ring for a three way brawl. And since there are no countouts, they can stay out there for however long they want and have no consequences. This might take a while. Melissa and Jennifer go with their punches while Kitten just kicks anything that moves. Then Jennifer I guess decided to think "screw it" cause she goes under the ring and grabs a sledgehammer and swings for the fences. She uses it on both girls, but Kitten eventually uses it against Jennifer. Melissa does too and Kitten grabs a chair and uses that on Jennifer too. Gotta love that automatic no DQ rule in triple threats eh? Melissa puts Jennifer up in the tree of woe, turns around and gets Kitten in a small package, 1.......2....kick out. Jennifer comes back and smashes both her opponents with it. Melissa back ip, drops the chair onto Jennifer. Pins. 1......2.....Kitten breaks it up. Melissa small package to Kitten again, 1.........2.........kick out. Kitten roll through pins Melissa, 1..........2.......kick out. Corner Hurracarana to Melissa by Kitten and then a hurracarana pin to Jennifer, 1.........2.....kick out. Melissa and Kitten double suplex Jennifer onto a chair! Kitten goes to the tope and hits a diving kick to Melissa and dropkicks Jennifer out of the ring, pins Melissa, 1......2.......kick out! Jennifer hit Kitten with her signature DDT, but Kitten rolled out of the ring. Jennifer hits Melissa with the Vertabreaker, but Kitten grabbed Jennifer before she could for for the pin. Jennifer got taken down by a double team ddt by the other gals, Melissa rolls Kitten up, 1.......2......Kitten rolls her over, 1........2......Melissa rolls her over, 1.........2.......Kitten rolls her over, 1........2........Melissa kicks out. Man, none of these girls will give up. Jennifer goes for a pin, and Melissa accidentally or not, punches the ref. Smart. Armdrag to Kitten then a leg sweep to Jennifer all by Melissa. More fighting, and Melissa again hits the ref. Kitten grabs one of the chairs lying around, smashes Jennifer's back with it. Rolls Jennifer over, 1........2.....kick out! Kitten with a drop tow hold on Jennifer, pin, 1.......2......kick out. Melissa rolls Kitten up, 1.......2.....Jennifer breaks it up. Melissa finds herself again getting hit with a Vertabreaker, but Kitten is also again still up to prevent any pinfall. Then for some reason, Melissa went and just stood on the apron while Kitten and Jennifer fought it out. After smashing Kitten's head onto the mat a couple times, Jennifer goes for the pin, 1........2..........3! And Melissa was just getting into the ring at 2. These gals went at it for nearly 40 minutes!
WINNER: Jennifer Faerkaine
And apparently Kitten and Jennifer's relationship has gotten worse.
The Animals vs Brandon & Garland
This is the AWF debut of the Animals, made up of Matthias Marlfox and Cyrox. Before the match starts, Garland and Brandon double high five each other as Brandon starts the match.
Matthias and Brandon fight as Brandon hits Matthias with a flurry of kicks and even a hurracarana pin that gets nothing. Matthias throws Brandon into the corner, runs and Brandon puts him into the corner instead. Brandon puts him into the tree of woe, but Matthias knees him. Cyrox grabs Brandon from the apron, Matthias knees Brandon in the gut. Brandon again goes for a hurracarana pin, but Cyrox breaks it up. Matthias ducks a Brandon kick, Triple German Suplex signature. Picks Brandon up and whips him off the ropes, Powerslam Slam pin! 1.......Garland breaks it up. Brandon tags in Garland. Garland runs and clotheslines Matthias. Brandon from the apron kicks Matthias, which allowed Garland a change to lift him up for a front powerslam. Matthias gets fired up but gets another clothesline. Garland picks him up for another from slam, then picks him up once more for his signature, a swinging facebuster. He again picks him up going for his Cyclone finisher, but he elbows out of it. Tag to Brandon as he kicks Matthias, goes to the top and hits the 450 splash. Goes up again, hits his Frog Splash finisher. Cyrox breaks up the pin and Brandon goes for a roll up pin twice but Cyrox breaks them both up. Brandon hits his standing moonsault signutrue, but Matthias gets out of it. Matthias now gets Brandon with a roll up, but Garland breaks it up. Brandon with another roll up, Cyrox breaks it up. Matthias with a clothesline. Pins, 1......2.....Garland breaks it up. Cyrox is tagged in, and rolls up Brandon, 1.......2....kick out. Back up, Cyrox again rolls him up, 1........2....another kick out. Brandon throws him into his corner for a double team with Garland while tagging him in. Powerslam to Garland along with a backdrop into a pin, 1.....2...Garland kicks out. Cyrox bounced off the ropes, back body drop by Garland. Brandon grabs Cyrox, Garland pokes Cyrox in the eyes. Cyrox with an STO. Powerslam pin by Garland, 1.....2......Cyrox kicks out. Goes for it again, Cyrox with an elbow. Powerslam pin from Cyrox, 1........2........Brandon breaks it up. Running DDT by Garland. Matthias grabs Garland, Cyrox with a chop. Cyrox with a hard punch to Garland. Garland responses with a hard big boot. Garland pins, 1.......2......Brandon is stopping Matthias....3!
WINNERS: Brandon & Garland
Extreme Rules: Yugo Ryan vs Vlad
Former World Champion against a guy who just won the Clash. Sounds good to me.
Vlad starts off with a running ddt and some elbows to Yugo's back. Yugo fires back with a spinning wheel kick, but Vlad low blows him. Yugo pays him back with one of his own. Yugo goes for a hurracarana, but Vlad catches him and powerbombs him. Vlad grabs a kendo stick but drops it as soon as he gets it. Yugo picks it up and uses it on Vlad a couple times before Vlad tried to take it back, but Yugo took it back. Vlad clotheslines him, picks the stick up and smashes into Yugo's face, busting him open. Vlad with a kendo stick assisted russian leg sweep. Picks Yugo up for his Modified Russian Leg Sweep and that leads into this Anaconda Vice finisher, and Yugo taps!
WINNER: Vlad
Tornado Tag: Lino & Alex DuVry vs The Apokalypse
Now this will be hard to keep up with, so I'll provide highlights. One was were Klown throws Lino with a suplex while at the same time Jester tossed Alex with a overhead belly to belly. Other then that, it was a massive brawl. Klown picked up the with after he picked Lino up for the 12 Steps and pinned while Jester just punched and stomped on Alex.
WINNERS: The Apokalypse
Freaky vs William James vs Osiris
What can I saw about this match? It was just a really big fight, with just punches, kicks and maybe a weapon shot or two. And since it would be boring to read through punch, kick, counter, elbow, boot, weapon shot, pin, and break up/kick out, I figured I'd save you the trouble. Put any combination of the above up and that's about all that happened. And this went on FOREVER! The match FINALLY finished when Osiris got Freaky to tap out to the Torture Rack.
WINNER: Osiris
After the match, Klown runs down to the ring and attacks Osiris with a lead pipe. And that is how the show ends.