Post by Osiris on Jun 2, 2008 16:53:49 GMT -5
Karma v. Melissa Rez
Started out pretty even, with each hitting and countering moves. Trust me, there was lots of counters. Lots of them. Oh, and a heeping helping of boobie slapping in the corner. On both sides. But once those slaps where over, Karma just took over. Melissa was able to slow her down using dirty tactics, you know, throw the ref, take off the turnbuckles, the usual. But that didn't stop Karma, who finished Rez off with a running kick to the head.
WINNER: Karma
Warren Peace v. Mark Redja v. Mikey Malicious
This match would have been a lot shorter if they stayed inside the ring, and not throwing someone out and following. Not to mention when they just leave first. Oy vey. End finally came when Mikey hit Warren with the FU and pinned, while Mark stomped and I guess he needs to work on his aim, cause the ref counted the three.
WINNER: Mikey Malicious
Freaky & Catastrophe v. Norton Brothers
Freaky and Catastrophe just didn't seem to click better then Freaky and Yugo. Cause Nortons just had control for most of the match. Not to say that Freaky and Catastrophe didn't fight back. Catastrophe used every dirty move that he had and Freaky was able to brawl with both of the Nortons. There was a lot of close calls, be it countouts getting to 8-9, or Catastrophe breaking up pinfalls and submissions. Ending saw Spike hit Rowdy Piper Strikes for the 3.
WINNERS: Norton Brothers
Jaysun Legend v. LowKo v. Lino
Same as last three way. Could have been short if not for the constant leaving of the ring. Not to mention Lino knocking the ref out by throwing him. Finish saw Lino Hit the 99 Crusher on Legend and like Mark, LowKo couldn't aim. So Lino gets the three.
WINNER: Lino
Dark Souls v. Lunatic Fringe
I'm bored with regular matches, so I made this one a Hardcore Tornado Tag match. This was a fast match, and I kid you not, I blinked, and it was over. Seriously, this was fast.
WINNERS: Dark Souls
Four-Way Dance: Chaser v. Brandon Dubaine v. JC Malicious v. "Slim" Jim Norris
If the three ways were bad, this was worse. But it was fun with all the high flying, it really made up for it. Lots of close calls. Finish sees Jim Norris activate his Wreck Shop and pin JC. Brandon is a little slow, cause he tried to break it up at the two and hit the ref after the 3. This is a crazy night so far.
WINNER: "Slim" Jim Norris
Main Event: Scouting Report - Osiris v. Deathblade v. CK Malicious
Same as last two. Would have been much shorter if there was less getting out of the ring. Pretty even, with no one really dominating. A really cool shot was with DB on the top rope and in mid dive, Osiris caught him with a big boot. Before this was over, everyone was bleeding. Again, lot's of close calls, with Osiris hitting the Samoan Drop and pinning with Deathblade just standing there watching.
WINNER: Osiris
Scooter was here watching it with me, and we agree that the Main Event was the best match, followed closely by the high flying four way match.
Started out pretty even, with each hitting and countering moves. Trust me, there was lots of counters. Lots of them. Oh, and a heeping helping of boobie slapping in the corner. On both sides. But once those slaps where over, Karma just took over. Melissa was able to slow her down using dirty tactics, you know, throw the ref, take off the turnbuckles, the usual. But that didn't stop Karma, who finished Rez off with a running kick to the head.
WINNER: Karma
Warren Peace v. Mark Redja v. Mikey Malicious
This match would have been a lot shorter if they stayed inside the ring, and not throwing someone out and following. Not to mention when they just leave first. Oy vey. End finally came when Mikey hit Warren with the FU and pinned, while Mark stomped and I guess he needs to work on his aim, cause the ref counted the three.
WINNER: Mikey Malicious
Freaky & Catastrophe v. Norton Brothers
Freaky and Catastrophe just didn't seem to click better then Freaky and Yugo. Cause Nortons just had control for most of the match. Not to say that Freaky and Catastrophe didn't fight back. Catastrophe used every dirty move that he had and Freaky was able to brawl with both of the Nortons. There was a lot of close calls, be it countouts getting to 8-9, or Catastrophe breaking up pinfalls and submissions. Ending saw Spike hit Rowdy Piper Strikes for the 3.
WINNERS: Norton Brothers
Jaysun Legend v. LowKo v. Lino
Same as last three way. Could have been short if not for the constant leaving of the ring. Not to mention Lino knocking the ref out by throwing him. Finish saw Lino Hit the 99 Crusher on Legend and like Mark, LowKo couldn't aim. So Lino gets the three.
WINNER: Lino
Dark Souls v. Lunatic Fringe
I'm bored with regular matches, so I made this one a Hardcore Tornado Tag match. This was a fast match, and I kid you not, I blinked, and it was over. Seriously, this was fast.
WINNERS: Dark Souls
Four-Way Dance: Chaser v. Brandon Dubaine v. JC Malicious v. "Slim" Jim Norris
If the three ways were bad, this was worse. But it was fun with all the high flying, it really made up for it. Lots of close calls. Finish sees Jim Norris activate his Wreck Shop and pin JC. Brandon is a little slow, cause he tried to break it up at the two and hit the ref after the 3. This is a crazy night so far.
WINNER: "Slim" Jim Norris
Main Event: Scouting Report - Osiris v. Deathblade v. CK Malicious
Same as last two. Would have been much shorter if there was less getting out of the ring. Pretty even, with no one really dominating. A really cool shot was with DB on the top rope and in mid dive, Osiris caught him with a big boot. Before this was over, everyone was bleeding. Again, lot's of close calls, with Osiris hitting the Samoan Drop and pinning with Deathblade just standing there watching.
WINNER: Osiris
Scooter was here watching it with me, and we agree that the Main Event was the best match, followed closely by the high flying four way match.