Come on! Really?! (SNT)

[jackel]

Death Note plays and the Triads make their usual entrance. they get into the ring and Jackel and Shuko have a mic.

"Yet again we show the world that we are unstoppable! Lets see... what teams have we beaten? Express.... Jason and Jacob.... Power Trip and their loser waste basket after they left..... Chaos and bitchy Neer..... SIN..... What next? What team is left?! Oh wait, Surf N' Turf. The only team left to beat. Listen closely you pot heads. We want you in a tag match for the tag titles. I believe we deserve it. We are on a big winning streak, we beat all other teams. Unless your scared?!"

Jackel lifts his mic.

"I may not be a contender for the tag titles due to the fact that I am US champ. But Kouga and Osiris here could do it. The Triads alone are on a streak and nothing will stop us. Many have tried, all have fallen. As a team, we have not been pinned or submitted. Of course we did lose one a while back to SNT but that was by count out. After that, we haven't lost. SNT, those belts belong to us!"

Shuko then interrupters.

"SNT! You know damn well that the Triads could beat you for your titles! That's why you had to get a count out victory on us. You knew that you could not beat us by pin fall or submission. So you took the pussy way out. I don't think they have the balls, intelligences or style to beat us. So, SNT will most likely pussy out once more or make an excuse to try and get out of it. So SNT, come on out here and lets have a little chat."

Shuko then lowers his mic and the three Triads watch the stage for the SNT appearance.

(TAG to SNT)

[Rad Gnarley]

Ya Dudes, totally scared of that raunchy ass breath...

*The big screen lights up to show SnT, AWF Tag Titles over their shoulders.*

Rad: First thing first dudes, Dozer and I are so totally not pot heads. We believe you're like, thinking of yourselves, because you totally have to be smoking something to think you deserve a shot at our straps. And while we are on the matter, I'd so totally like to make it clear that I have never, and will never do a drug in my life. The only high I need is the totally righteous high of the waves Dudes.

Oh, and big, like, whoop dee fricking doo, on your little winning streak. Like, Dozer and I have only been in AWF a short time, and already we are like, so totally Kings of the Tag Team Mountain. And unlike you hosers, we fully admit and relish the fact that two teams have dealt us defeats, cause those defeats only make us work harder and be better.

As for that defeat we have over you, like, a win is a win dudes. If you're too stupid to know where you are at, or like, totally too pathetic to be able and get away from someone like either of us, then you so totally are not in our league anyway.

[jackel]

Shuko looks at Osiris, then at Jackel and back at the screen.

"WOW!! I called it! So 'dudes', since i saw this coming, of course I had a back up plan. So SNT..... time to play... dudes!"

The lights then go out and when they come back on, Jackel has disappeared and Shuko and Osiris remain in the ring. SNT still on screen but there is something different. Dozer and Rad look in the camera and nothing has happened. A big bang is heard in the background. Rad and Dozer look over and Dozer is hit with a sledgehammer in the side of the head. Rad runs over and the hammer is seen flying across the room. Rad soon follows as his body is also flung and the two are knocked out. The mystery man walks in front of the camera and it's Jackel! Jackel then takes the camera and points it at the two knocked out champions.

"I hope you like our back up plan. I sure did. We want.... NO, demand a tag match! So SNT, we showed you our strength. I have yet to see yours!"

The camera drops and the screen goes dark. The lights in the arena do as well. Fire explodes from the turnbuckles and Jackel has reappeared.

"My son is my state-of-the-art weapon! He does what I say, when I say. He is the United States champion. And soon, Osiris and I will be tag champions! So if anyone has anything else to say, say it now or forever hold your peace!!"

Shuko lowers his mic and the Triads wait to see what happens.

[Hazeone-Supreme]

*Clap. Clap. Clap*

The attention is drawn to the top of the stage where the image of Jester is shown applauding with a mic in his hand. The crowd begins to cheer "Welcome Back". Jester then tells the crowd to relax.

"Bravo. Yet another cheesy attempt to be something you guys are not."

Jester looks at the monitor, then at the ring.

"Really? That stupid sledgehammer again? It's amazing how you say Jackel is a "State-of-the-art" Weapon, when he uses a weapon that has been around for centuries. Kinda doesn't make sense to me, but then again, why would it. YOU guys are involved."

Jester then looks at Osiris.

"Sup "Friend". Did you miss us? Cause I know there is someone who misses you JUST a bit more."

The crowd starts chanting "We Want Klown" Jester then looks at them.

"In time, in time. I just decided to come out here to say my peace. Now, while I am not a fan of this Surf N' Turf, I have to say this: I think that they are WAY more entertaining than you two are. So Kudos to them. Second. When you say that you have beat every other team on your streak......umm....yea, I would have to disagree. I know at least two people you have yet to beat on your little journey. Third, and I am sure that Jackel will be here at any given minute to deliver is "State-of-the-art" sledgehammer to the head, I will say this: Your time of pure existence is coming to an end. It's only a matter of time. Now that I have made my cameo, I will take my leave."

Jester then turns to head to the back.

(tag)

[Spazz]

Wait, so Jackel can instant teleport DBZ style even though Rad has given no indication where he and Dozer are? Belief can be stretched a good way but that is tearing the fabric just a bit.