Post by AJ Riles on May 25, 2008 21:34:27 GMT -5
Yugo and Freaky step into the newly finished AWF cafeteria. The walls and floor are squeaky clean and technicians and wrestlers are enjoying the fresh food. Freaky points out Deathblade to Yugo who is having a hard time eating a sandwich due to his mask. But they weren't looking for Deathblade, they were looking for AWF Hardcore Champion. And they found him.
"Hey Cat." Freaky said as he sat down across from him. "Nice looking sandwich. What is that? Salami?"
"It's a club." Catastrophe replies, before trying to take a bite of the sandwich around the AWF Hardcore Championship which is, for some odd reason, STILL buckled around the scrawny bastard's neck. After a few botched attempts, Yugo stifles a laugh as Freaky continues.
Freaky suddenly reached out and swiped the sandwich from Catastrophe's hands. "Thanks I was hungry." Freaky took a big bite out of the sandwich, wiping a glob of mustard off the corner of his mouth. He pointed to Yugo for him to continue the conversation.
"You ass! You just ate!" Yugo clears his throat before turning to the confused-looking Catastrophe. "Sorry about that, I'll get you another, in a minute. Now then, Champ, you've captured yourself some gold, and take some friendly advice, gold has a tendency to put a bigass bull's-eye on your, uh...let's say 'back'..." Yugo pauses for a moment to look at Freaky, who is noisily chomping away at Catastrophe's sandwich. A low growl can be heard from underneath the table, as Yugo shakes his head. "A-anyway, we're here to extend to you an...'invitation'."
Freaky ate the last bit of sandwich and licked mustard from his fingers. "And trust me, if would be in your best interest if you accept this invitation. Things can...happen, to certain champs. Just talk to Osiris." He had a malicious smirk as he said this.
"That's...a bit of a different matter, though. He ran his mouth off one time too many, and we decided to call him on it. Anyway, we're extending an invitation to offer you backup." Yugo states, as Catastrophe nods slowly.
"I'm listening..." Catastrophe answers.
"You ever played chicken, Cat? I played it in high school. Fun game, most people played it with a fork or a plastic knife. But me..." Freaky reached into his pocket and pulled out a serrated skinning knife. "Hey Cat, let's play."
"I...n-n-no...I-I'm good." Catastrophe quickly answers, pressing back in his seat as Yugo cocks an eyebrow at Freaky.
"Is that...fear in your eyes, Cat? Ohhhh, that's no good. Afraid of what? My knife? Me? You're a champion now, Cat. Can't afford to be afraid now. Soon as you get afraid," He leaned forward and tapped the Hardcore belt with his knife. "You lose that nice belt. So what do you say to our offer?" Freaky leaned back and played chicken with his own hand.
"Oh, good lord, this is going to get ugly..." Yugo mutters, before humming a song quietly to himself. "My youth is wasted, I'm evasive and vague, I'm a headless beast, I'm a subtle plague..."[/size]
Catastrophe whimpers and takes a nervous swallow before slowly extending his hand toward Freaky, and clenching his eyes shut.
Freaky looked up to Yugo singing and smiled slyly. "Oh what's yours is mine. What's mine is mine too." Freaky looked at Catastrophe's hand and lined the knife up where he wanted it to go.
"If you shake my hand, better count your fingers. What if..." Yugo falls silent for a moment before realizing exactly what had happened. "You ass! I'm a cheatin' liar, I am naked terror, I hurt, I wound, I'm a fatal error. I don't make sense, I've got my pride, don't need no meaning, I feel no shame..."[/size]
"What? What'd I do?" Freaky, still looking up at Yugo, blind stabs downward at Catastrophe's hand. His knife cleanly slices between two of his fingers, lodging itself in the table between Catastrophe's middle and ring finger.
"YEEEEEEEEEEK!" The scream of a small girl rings out, and Yugo and Freaky both look around the room, seeing everyone staring at them, and Catastrophe. They both glance to Catastrophe, who is cowering in his chair, his hand still in place on the table.
"..."
"..."
It was as if all the life in the room had been sucked out by Catastrophe's scream. Soon the only people to have the mind to laugh was Scott and Evan of Lunatic Fringe. Brandon Dubaine just shook his head at the actions of Freaky and Yugo and went back to his salad.
"Uh...may want to go change your pants, buddy."
"..." Without a word, Catastrophe stands from his seat, and walks out of the cafeteria, looking like a scolded child.
"I TOLD you that wouldn't end well..." Yugo sighs, drumming his fingers on the table. "...but NO, god forbid you'd listen to the voice of reason..."
"Heh. Who knew?" Freaky drummed his fingers on the table some before turning back to Yugo. "Wanna get something to eat while we're here? I'm hungry."
"Good lord. You're a damned bottomless pit, aren't you? Might as well, but...I say we move to a different table, eh?" Yugo asks, standing and walking out of the camera's view.
AWF World Tag Team Championship - Hardcore: (C) Boyz Malicious (JC & Mikey) v. Lunatic Fringe (Click for video)
Lots of ringside brawling, here. Finish saw Mikey slam Scott with the Hell's Caress before pinning for the three.
Winners, by Hell's Caress, and STILL AWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Boyz Malicious (JC & Mikey)!
AWF Hardcore Championship - 2 out of 3, Ladder: (C) Catastrophe v. Chaser (Click for video)
First finish saw Chaser wait until the meter was an instant from finishing up before dropping Catastrophe and stealing the victory. Second finish saw...pretty much the same thing, except Chaser was bleeding.
Winner, by climbing a damn ladder, and NEW AWF HARDCORE CHAMPION: Chaser (again)!
Mayhem Arsenal: LowKo v. Jaysun Legend (Click for video)
This match was what AWF's hardcore division should be! Weapons were about the only method of attack during this match. At least, they were in MY eyes... Finish saw Jaysun choke LowKo out with a sledgehammer before pinning for the three.
Winner, by choking LowKo the HELL out with a sledgehammer: Jaysun Legend!
Tag Team Contendership - HT5: Jim Norris & Brandon Dubaine v. The Norton Brothers v. Yugo & Freaky (Click for video)
HT5 = the usual. I couldn't follow a damn thing. Freaky pinned...SOMEBODY... Brandon Dubaine, I think...
Winners, by the Straightjacket: Yugo Ryan & Freaky!
AWF United States Championship - Hell in a Cell: (C) Lino v. Warren Peace (Click for video)
I felt this was an exciting match. A lot of brawling between the ring and the cage, although Lino seemed to pretty much dominate the match. Apparently, he underestimated Warren several times, though, as he kicked out of about four or five pin attempts. Finish saw Lino drive Warren's head into his spine with the Fisherman Spike for the three.
Winner, by Fisherman Spike, and STILL AWF UNITED STATES CHAMPION: Lino!
John Crescent was in his office, chewing on his pencil. He was looking over the Blackout card and couldn't help but think that he'd forgotten someone or something. He stepped out of his office for a little fresh air and it suddenly hit him.
John C.: Of course! Rejda.
He looked around and pointed to a pyrotech.
John C.: Hey you! What's the next match?
Pyrotech: Um...it's the triple threat.
John went back into his office and scribbled on the card.
John C.: Triple threat. Add Rejda. Fatal Four Way. There we go. Now to make it happen.
World Contendership: CK Malicious v. Devin Sain v. Deathblade v. Mark Rejda (Click for video)
ALMOST as bad as HT5. Keyword: "ALMOST". Long story short, Deathblade lays out Devin with his Chokeslam, and covers for the three while CK leaves the ring and Mark wonders where the hell he is.
Winner, by chokeslam, and number-one contender to the AWF World Championship: Deathblade!
AWF World Championship: (C) Osiris v. Yugo Ryan (Click for video)
Osiris seemed to have been underestimating Yugo this entire time. Yugo just tore Osiris apart! The finish saw Yugo, after a vicious beatdown, lay Osiris out with the second super low blow of the match and cover for the three.
Winner, by super low blow, and NEW AWF WORLD CHAMPION: Yugo Ryan!
Yugo grabs the AWF World Championship belt and a microphone before standing over the motionless Osiris. "Do you understand, now? I am a man that is not to be taken lightly. Unfortunately, my 'friend', it seems you failed to do your homework. And for that, I need to give you a failing grade." Yugo gestures to a figure in the crowd, who proceeds to toss him a can of red spray paint. Yugo snatches it out of the air before giving the figure a quick nod of gratitude, and kicking Osiris over onto his stomach. Yugo then pulls up Osiris' shirt, exposing his back. Yugo rattles the can for a moment before popping off the lid and spraying a large, red, "F" onto Osiris. Yugo pops the cap back on the can, and tosses it back into the crowd before lifting Osiris up by the hair, and grinning his signature maniacal grin.
"I suggest you remember this day, Osiris. Heh, because this day, May 25, 2008, is the day your 'UNENDING CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN'..." Yugo growls, pronouncing each syllable with a sarcastic tone that could only come from him. "...Was brought to a SCREECHING halt. And that you learned YOUR PLACE!" Yugo grins before shoving Osiris against the ropes and kneeing him in the stomach on the rebound. In a single, fluid, motion, Yugo reaches down, hoists Osiris up, and drops him over the top rope in what could only be described as an overkill Superiority Complex. Yugo grabs the belt and begins making his way up the ramp as the camera pans around to show the audience where the figure with the spray paint can is seen briefly, a suit being all that could be seen of the figure before disappearing into the mass of the audience.
The camera then pans down to catch a glimpse of Osiris as the show fades out, with KMFDM's "Beast" still playing...
Post-show video package (Click for video)
"Hey Cat." Freaky said as he sat down across from him. "Nice looking sandwich. What is that? Salami?"
"It's a club." Catastrophe replies, before trying to take a bite of the sandwich around the AWF Hardcore Championship which is, for some odd reason, STILL buckled around the scrawny bastard's neck. After a few botched attempts, Yugo stifles a laugh as Freaky continues.
Freaky suddenly reached out and swiped the sandwich from Catastrophe's hands. "Thanks I was hungry." Freaky took a big bite out of the sandwich, wiping a glob of mustard off the corner of his mouth. He pointed to Yugo for him to continue the conversation.
"You ass! You just ate!" Yugo clears his throat before turning to the confused-looking Catastrophe. "Sorry about that, I'll get you another, in a minute. Now then, Champ, you've captured yourself some gold, and take some friendly advice, gold has a tendency to put a bigass bull's-eye on your, uh...let's say 'back'..." Yugo pauses for a moment to look at Freaky, who is noisily chomping away at Catastrophe's sandwich. A low growl can be heard from underneath the table, as Yugo shakes his head. "A-anyway, we're here to extend to you an...'invitation'."
Freaky ate the last bit of sandwich and licked mustard from his fingers. "And trust me, if would be in your best interest if you accept this invitation. Things can...happen, to certain champs. Just talk to Osiris." He had a malicious smirk as he said this.
"That's...a bit of a different matter, though. He ran his mouth off one time too many, and we decided to call him on it. Anyway, we're extending an invitation to offer you backup." Yugo states, as Catastrophe nods slowly.
"I'm listening..." Catastrophe answers.
"You ever played chicken, Cat? I played it in high school. Fun game, most people played it with a fork or a plastic knife. But me..." Freaky reached into his pocket and pulled out a serrated skinning knife. "Hey Cat, let's play."
"I...n-n-no...I-I'm good." Catastrophe quickly answers, pressing back in his seat as Yugo cocks an eyebrow at Freaky.
"Is that...fear in your eyes, Cat? Ohhhh, that's no good. Afraid of what? My knife? Me? You're a champion now, Cat. Can't afford to be afraid now. Soon as you get afraid," He leaned forward and tapped the Hardcore belt with his knife. "You lose that nice belt. So what do you say to our offer?" Freaky leaned back and played chicken with his own hand.
"Oh, good lord, this is going to get ugly..." Yugo mutters, before humming a song quietly to himself. "My youth is wasted, I'm evasive and vague, I'm a headless beast, I'm a subtle plague..."[/size]
Catastrophe whimpers and takes a nervous swallow before slowly extending his hand toward Freaky, and clenching his eyes shut.
Freaky looked up to Yugo singing and smiled slyly. "Oh what's yours is mine. What's mine is mine too." Freaky looked at Catastrophe's hand and lined the knife up where he wanted it to go.
"If you shake my hand, better count your fingers. What if..." Yugo falls silent for a moment before realizing exactly what had happened. "You ass! I'm a cheatin' liar, I am naked terror, I hurt, I wound, I'm a fatal error. I don't make sense, I've got my pride, don't need no meaning, I feel no shame..."[/size]
"What? What'd I do?" Freaky, still looking up at Yugo, blind stabs downward at Catastrophe's hand. His knife cleanly slices between two of his fingers, lodging itself in the table between Catastrophe's middle and ring finger.
"YEEEEEEEEEEK!" The scream of a small girl rings out, and Yugo and Freaky both look around the room, seeing everyone staring at them, and Catastrophe. They both glance to Catastrophe, who is cowering in his chair, his hand still in place on the table.
"..."
"..."
It was as if all the life in the room had been sucked out by Catastrophe's scream. Soon the only people to have the mind to laugh was Scott and Evan of Lunatic Fringe. Brandon Dubaine just shook his head at the actions of Freaky and Yugo and went back to his salad.
"Uh...may want to go change your pants, buddy."
"..." Without a word, Catastrophe stands from his seat, and walks out of the cafeteria, looking like a scolded child.
"I TOLD you that wouldn't end well..." Yugo sighs, drumming his fingers on the table. "...but NO, god forbid you'd listen to the voice of reason..."
"Heh. Who knew?" Freaky drummed his fingers on the table some before turning back to Yugo. "Wanna get something to eat while we're here? I'm hungry."
"Good lord. You're a damned bottomless pit, aren't you? Might as well, but...I say we move to a different table, eh?" Yugo asks, standing and walking out of the camera's view.
AWF World Tag Team Championship - Hardcore: (C) Boyz Malicious (JC & Mikey) v. Lunatic Fringe (Click for video)
Lots of ringside brawling, here. Finish saw Mikey slam Scott with the Hell's Caress before pinning for the three.
Winners, by Hell's Caress, and STILL AWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Boyz Malicious (JC & Mikey)!
AWF Hardcore Championship - 2 out of 3, Ladder: (C) Catastrophe v. Chaser (Click for video)
First finish saw Chaser wait until the meter was an instant from finishing up before dropping Catastrophe and stealing the victory. Second finish saw...pretty much the same thing, except Chaser was bleeding.
Winner, by climbing a damn ladder, and NEW AWF HARDCORE CHAMPION: Chaser (again)!
Mayhem Arsenal: LowKo v. Jaysun Legend (Click for video)
This match was what AWF's hardcore division should be! Weapons were about the only method of attack during this match. At least, they were in MY eyes... Finish saw Jaysun choke LowKo out with a sledgehammer before pinning for the three.
Winner, by choking LowKo the HELL out with a sledgehammer: Jaysun Legend!
Tag Team Contendership - HT5: Jim Norris & Brandon Dubaine v. The Norton Brothers v. Yugo & Freaky (Click for video)
HT5 = the usual. I couldn't follow a damn thing. Freaky pinned...SOMEBODY... Brandon Dubaine, I think...
Winners, by the Straightjacket: Yugo Ryan & Freaky!
AWF United States Championship - Hell in a Cell: (C) Lino v. Warren Peace (Click for video)
I felt this was an exciting match. A lot of brawling between the ring and the cage, although Lino seemed to pretty much dominate the match. Apparently, he underestimated Warren several times, though, as he kicked out of about four or five pin attempts. Finish saw Lino drive Warren's head into his spine with the Fisherman Spike for the three.
Winner, by Fisherman Spike, and STILL AWF UNITED STATES CHAMPION: Lino!
John Crescent was in his office, chewing on his pencil. He was looking over the Blackout card and couldn't help but think that he'd forgotten someone or something. He stepped out of his office for a little fresh air and it suddenly hit him.
John C.: Of course! Rejda.
He looked around and pointed to a pyrotech.
John C.: Hey you! What's the next match?
Pyrotech: Um...it's the triple threat.
John went back into his office and scribbled on the card.
John C.: Triple threat. Add Rejda. Fatal Four Way. There we go. Now to make it happen.
World Contendership: CK Malicious v. Devin Sain v. Deathblade v. Mark Rejda (Click for video)
ALMOST as bad as HT5. Keyword: "ALMOST". Long story short, Deathblade lays out Devin with his Chokeslam, and covers for the three while CK leaves the ring and Mark wonders where the hell he is.
Winner, by chokeslam, and number-one contender to the AWF World Championship: Deathblade!
AWF World Championship: (C) Osiris v. Yugo Ryan (Click for video)
Osiris seemed to have been underestimating Yugo this entire time. Yugo just tore Osiris apart! The finish saw Yugo, after a vicious beatdown, lay Osiris out with the second super low blow of the match and cover for the three.
Winner, by super low blow, and NEW AWF WORLD CHAMPION: Yugo Ryan!
Yugo grabs the AWF World Championship belt and a microphone before standing over the motionless Osiris. "Do you understand, now? I am a man that is not to be taken lightly. Unfortunately, my 'friend', it seems you failed to do your homework. And for that, I need to give you a failing grade." Yugo gestures to a figure in the crowd, who proceeds to toss him a can of red spray paint. Yugo snatches it out of the air before giving the figure a quick nod of gratitude, and kicking Osiris over onto his stomach. Yugo then pulls up Osiris' shirt, exposing his back. Yugo rattles the can for a moment before popping off the lid and spraying a large, red, "F" onto Osiris. Yugo pops the cap back on the can, and tosses it back into the crowd before lifting Osiris up by the hair, and grinning his signature maniacal grin.
"I suggest you remember this day, Osiris. Heh, because this day, May 25, 2008, is the day your 'UNENDING CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN'..." Yugo growls, pronouncing each syllable with a sarcastic tone that could only come from him. "...Was brought to a SCREECHING halt. And that you learned YOUR PLACE!" Yugo grins before shoving Osiris against the ropes and kneeing him in the stomach on the rebound. In a single, fluid, motion, Yugo reaches down, hoists Osiris up, and drops him over the top rope in what could only be described as an overkill Superiority Complex. Yugo grabs the belt and begins making his way up the ramp as the camera pans around to show the audience where the figure with the spray paint can is seen briefly, a suit being all that could be seen of the figure before disappearing into the mass of the audience.
The camera then pans down to catch a glimpse of Osiris as the show fades out, with KMFDM's "Beast" still playing...
Post-show video package (Click for video)
