The Drunken Brawler (Death)

[barneygreen]

The scene opens up inside of Barney Green's locker room and he notices the camera. He is wearing a green shirt with a pair of black jeans and black shoes. He goes to speak.

Barney: Death... At Collision, you will experience the pain that I will unleash upon your body. I might crack a beer bottle over your head. Who knows what I might do.

Green grabs a bottle of Rolling Rock and opens it. He takes a swig.

Barney: I have faced many people before and you are just a cantaloupe that will get smashed. I will smash your head.

Green takes another swig and just looks at the camera as it fades to black.

[Monte]

*Death Tightens his mask in The Locker Room. Noticing the carmera crew he looks at it*

So Barney i heard you talking trash about me. Well during the match, you'll be running away from me as much as you run your mouth. You'll be trying to hug me and sing "I love you, you love me" Come anywhere close to me, you'll be sent to hell, personally by me!

*Death laughs as the screen fades to Black*