My Ticket To The Slaughterhouse! (Brandon Dubaine)

[DARKSIDE]

Just days after his match at Collision, Minion reappears in the AWF arena. He was shown scanning over a bulletin board outside of the GM's office just moments before his entrance music began playing and he started on his way "through the fire and flames" to the ring...

Friends. Enemies. Random mortal scum! We have come this night to speak to you all. To speak to you about fate....and luck, perhaps. Our General Manager works in mysterious ways. Must be that top shelf hooch he swills down by the case load every week!

You see, we did not fare so well in our match last Collision. All of you were hoping to see us and our "brother" Chaos engage in combat as a team for the first time in over a year. Instead, Mr. Acid's tag team partner opted to become roadkill and force the match to be changed....not in OUR favor, mind you! We lost that match, and we were expecting to be feeding from the bottom of the barrel once again come next Thursday. However....we have become privy to some very fortunate developments! This Thursday....WE are set to qualify for our spot in the Chamber match! "The Chamber" is what they call it, but we know what it truly is. Where WE are concerned, that hellish structure will become a human slaughterhouse! Metal against flesh....grinding...lacerating...shredding it down to the bone! Blood spilled by the bucket full! Six men will enter the mortal meat grinder, but only one will emerge...and survive! We intend on surviving!

...and to prove even further that Mr. Dubaine's mind has fallen into whiskey-soaked dementia...he has chosen to sacrifice his own progeny, Brandon Dubaine as our victim for the evening. We will need only to dispatch him and our spot in the Chamber match will be secured! Whether this "Brandon" is actually the product of Mr. Dubaine's impotent loins or not...come Thursday night, we will give new meaning to the term "blood" relation! Heh heh....

Soon, all will witness the fall of Brandon Dubaine...and the new era of Darkside's influence to be born. When you lock this beast inside a cage, all others become his prey! At Collision...we claim our rightful place at the top of the food chain![/b]

Minion responds to the crowd, his theme music blasting as his fans cheer wildly. He climbs the turnbuckles with cut-throat taunts and devil horns gestures, getting the crowd fired up.

Minion then begins to climb through the ropes and leave the ring, but his exit is soon interrupted....

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[Spazz]

Saliva's "Your Disease" hits over the music system as Brandon Dubaine appears on the ramp. The crowd roars at the sight of him and hushes as he raises a microphone to his lips.

"The only thing that's gonna be happening at Collision is that you, Minion, are going to find that you have sorely underestimated me, and you won't know until I've already drilled your face into the ring! You'll know it when you come to in the middle of the ring, when your eyes clear, when you're able to hear right, the first thing you'll see is my hand getting raised by the ref as my music plays and being handed a ticket to the Execution Chamber at Steel City Suicide! And once I'm there, it's only a small step to becoming the youngest AWF World Champion ever!" The crowed cheers but Brandon isn't done yet.

"You see Minion, unlike you, I was born into this business. I was getting trained by the legends of wrestling while you were doing god knows what before you decided to wear your mom's make-up and prance around showing that disgusting beer belly of yours! You'll never make it to a match like the Chamber, Minion. And you know why? Simply, you're not that good enough. Nobody around here takes you seriously, you're a joke. I am ten times better than you, Minion. And that is why I am going to beat you at Collision, and why I am going to win in the Chamber!"

[DARKSIDE]

Minion seems visibly angered by Brandon's arrogant tone....

Not good enough? NOT GOOD ENOUGH? Hold your tongue, little meat puppet! It is you who underestimates US! You call us unworthy and say that you will be the one to move on to the Chamber? NO! Hear me, foolish human. We do NOT need to be "good enough" to earn our spot. We only need to be better than YOU! This, we assure you...we are. That will be proven when we deny you your birth right as a contender and a champion by destroying you and entering the Chamber on our own merits! You, sir, are nothing to us but a stepping stone....and a pitiful excuse. You wear the Dubaine name well, and you keep it synonymous with moronic pig-headedness! You see only the goal, and look past the obstacles in your way. This will be your undoing, and come Thursday...YOU, Dubaine, will be executed before you even get to the Chamber. This, we promise you.

Your arrogance is troublesome, human. At Collision, we WILL humble you! Try as you might, but you will NOT be the one who laughs last...for you will be lying on the ground, choking on a mouthful of blood and broken teeth.

...if you're lucky![/b]

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