Ladders are FUN!!!! (Catastrophe ment.)

[Scooter]

"Headstrong" by: Trapt starts to play. Chaser comes out to the ring bruised up from the Hardcore Title match. Most of the crowd is still cheering for him. He gets a microphone when he's in the ring, and the crowd quiets down.

Chaser: As you know, I did a hell of a match last night. But, Catastrophe came out as the champion.

Crowd starts chanting "Fluke!"

Chaser: Hey, he beat me in all fairness. There was no goddamn fluke!

Crowd is a little bit confused.

Chaser: He gave me a run for my money. I respect him getting that title, and you should too.

Crowd starts booing at him.

Chaser: Wait a minute! Let me finish with what I have to say!

Crowd goes silent.

Chaser: I may respect him for beating me right now, but as you know that I do have an automatic rematch against him for the title. I WILL get MY title back from him at any cost! He won't have my respect for long because as soon as I get in the ring, I will beat the living shit out of him. I WILL come out as the HARDCORE CHAMPION!!

Crowd starts cheering "Chaser".

Chaser: One problem is that I'm not really that hardcore. And this proves it.

AWFTron shows all his Hardcore matches.

Chaser: Well, I got a plan. As we all know, me and Catastrophe loved playing with Ladders last night. And ladders are still considered as Hardcore.

AWFTron shows Chaser and Catastrophe taking the ladder from each other.

Chaser: Ah-hah! A ladder match for the Hardcore Title!

Crowd chants "More Ladders!"

Chaser: More Ladders? Damn, you people are picky.

Chaser thinks about it, and then has a sneaky grin on his face.

Chaser: Fine, you got it. A 3 Stages of Hell Match.......and all Ladder!

Crowd is going crazy chanting "Ladders" and "Chaser".

Chaser: Well, the crowd loves it.

Crowd cheers louder.

Chaser: Well, how about you Catastrophe? You accept this match? Please come down and talk to us.

(tag to Catastrophe)

[AJ Riles]

Before Chaser could QUITE finish his last sentence, Neurosonic's "Until I Die" tears through the speakers.

I know I planted flowers,
but look around at all my weeds.
I don't play well with others,
the thought occurred, "it might be me"...

The new AWF Hardcore Champion, Catastrophe, walks out onto the stage, the title belt buckled around the scrawny bastard's neck.

"A two out of three ladder match, eh...?" Catastrophe ponders, reaching under the title belt to stroke his chin. "My, that sounds...vaguely familiar... Almost as if...it just happened recently, but...with different people... Huh." Catastrophe falls silent for a moment. "LOOK, YOU LITT--" Catastrophe's microphone is abruptly cut off as he continues screaming, apparently not aware that he has no audio input with the speakers.

But he just keeps going.

And going.

...and going...

...

"...R YOU'RE ON!"

Assuming that the challenge has been accepted, the crowd erupts at the thought of another two-out-of-three ladder match.

"YOU SEE?! EVEN THE FANS AGREE WITH ME!"

(Tag.)

[Scooter]

Chaser: Yes, I know there was one before, but this one is going to have a disadvantage for one of us.

Everyone looks confused.

Chaser: The loser, meaning YOU, can't go for the Hardcore title until that person, ME, loses the title.

Crowd goes "Ooh"

Chaser: What do you say to that, bitch?

Crowd is chanting "Bitch".

(tag to Catastrophe)

[AJ Riles]

"...?" Catastrophe looks confused for a moment. "Eh? You are... Jus... YOU--!" Catastrophe screams, as his microphone "dies" again. Just like last time, he keeps on screaming, blissfully unaware that nobody can understand a single frickin' word he's saying...

And he just keeps going and going and going and going...

And going...

And...

...going...

"--ARE ON, BUT I WANT SOME!" Catastrophe shouts as the arena goes dead quiet from the awkwardness of that ending, with no context to work with, whatsoever.

(Tag.)

[Scooter]

Chaser: You want some what? We can't hear you, you dumbass!

Chaser goes over to Catastrophe on the stage and gets in his face.

Chaser: I know what he wants. He wants pussy, but he can never get any. Since I can't give him that, I'll give him something else...

Chaser kicks him in the gut and gives him a Tornado DDT on the stage. Chaser gets up and hits Catastrophe with The Prey. Crowd is shocked at what they saw. Chaser looks at the unconsious Catastrophe and picks up the Hardcore Championship Belt from his neck. Crowd starts to chant "Chaser".

Chaser: This belt will be mine at the next Meltdown, asshole!

Chaser crouches over Catastrophe.

Chaser: Oh yeah....next time you going to talk shit, get a mic that works you dumb bitch.

Chaser hits Catastrophe with the microphone on his head to put some sense into him. Then he puts the microphone in Catastrophe's hand.

"Headstrong" starts playing and Chaser starts walking to the backroom and got handed another microphone before walking out of there. At the entrance, Chaser looks back at Catastrophe still laying flat in the middle of the stage.

Chaser: See ya at Meltdown and remember........don't fuck with me, dickhead!

Chaser walks to the backroom as referees came down to help Catastrophe on the stage.

(fade)