Catching It From All Sides (Sabrina, Rachel)

[DARKSIDE]

Angel makes a surprise appearance in the arena! She looks much healthier and more upbeat than she had since her recent bouts with strange seizures and unexplained brain injuries. Oddly, ever since her latest victory (although by association), her outlook has improved. Angel plays and flirts with the fans as she walks, almost bouncing, down the entrance ramp. She hops up on the ring apron, wiggles her butt a little and laughs at the reaction of nearby fans. She climbs the turnbuckles, posing and moving her body to drive her fans wild.

She then jumps down and takes a mic from the edge of the ring.....

It's SO GOOD to be back![/b]

Angel scans the crowd with a big smile....

I finally got my revenge on that road hog, Rachel Davidson. Hopefully, that means her stay in the AWF has been cut short. She just couldn't hang with me around. Well, I say "Good riddance!". With her out of the way now, I have something else to.....[/b]

"Madhouse" by Anthrax suddenly screeches throughout the arena as Sabrina Sinister comes marching out onto the stage....

Ay!! You there! You need to mind yourself, luv! You got it all turned around, eh?[/i]

Sabrina slides into the ring and gets right up in Angel's face....

YOU didn't do anything. I was the one who beat Rachel. Not you, deary. YOU were pure rubbish!![/i]

Angel snarls at Sabrina and snaps back, Rubbish? What the fuck does that mean? More of your British bullshit? This is America, "luv"! Speak English or DIE![/b]

English? Who better to speak English than someone from fucking ENGLAND! You're quite the dim bulb, aren't ya? YOU speak "American", not English. The language you speak is a bastardized dumbed-down version of the Queen's language, you stupid cow![/i]

Angel shoves Sabrina's shoulder, forcing her back a few steps....

You have a twin sister, right? Which one are you? Are you Dumb or Dumber? **giggle**[/b]

Hoo boy! And I thought everyone knew us by now. I am Sabrina Sinister, and I......[/i]

Yooooouuuuu......reek of stale Guinness and ass! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa.......[/b]

Why you ill-mannered little witch! I'm going to rip you apart...just like I did to that hag, Rachel![/i]

Whoa whoa whoa! Hold on just a minute. I'm the one who kicked her bloated tail back to Jobbersville. Not you, ya limey rug doctor![/b]

What are you on about, luv? You were my "partner" for that match, right? You just ruffled her feathers a bit, but I was the one who scored the kill shot! I was the one who got the 1-2-3 while she was knocked silly. I swooped in for the kill, hit me finisher on her, Bob's your Uncle......we win the match! Just like that! Don't take credit for my achievements, luv. It's bad form![/i]

Whaaaaaaaat-EVERRRR!!!! Seeing how you only came out here to piss me off, I have a proposal for ya. Since you think you're such hot shit....why don't you and I have a match then? Just the two of us, one-on-one.....no funny business. The winner of that match can take on Rachel again. If she ever shows her fugly mug around here after that humiliating defeat, I mean![/b]

Sounds like a winner to me. [/i] Sabrina props her leg up on the nearby rope and slaps the top of her knee a few times. The pair of you could both use a good "Reality Check"![/i]

Angel steps up to Sabrina and scowls as she meets her nose-to-nose. They look like they are about to fight when suddenly....

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[AJ Riles]

..."Get Closer" hits the sound system, followed by the sound of a motorcycle engine tearing through the arena, and then the smoke shoots up from the entryway. A red motorcycle rides out onto the stage, the figure of Rachel Davidson upon the seat. She leans to one side and uses her leg as a kickstand, resting one arm upon the handlebars and raising the microphone in her other hand.

"Y'know, little miss clown-face..." Rachel pauses, momentarily expressing visible disgust at the low quality of her own insult. "...I gotta go with the brit, up there. I MIGHT be one-and-one here, but you, Angel, STILL haven't beaten me."

Rachel smirks a bit as she continues.

"As for your little 'winner faces me again', I'm always up for a good fight!"

[DARKSIDE]

Angel shoves past Sabrina and stands by the edge of the ring....

Oh, hey! I see you got your dike-cycle all fixed up. Awww.....good for you, honey! (sarcasm) But you see...it's obvious neither I nor Sabrina over there give a fuck about who gets to BEAT you next time, either. Sabrina already proved she can put you down. Now....it's MY turn to show I can kill two "birds" with one stone. First, the comic book carnival freak here, and then....it'll be time for Rachel Davidson to eat MY dust for a change! I hope you CHOKE on it, bitch!

I'm gonna tarnish, trash and destroy you just like I did to your precious little crotch rocket the first night we met, baby. You can arrive at the arena on your bike, but you'll be leaving in the back of an ambulance.

Sound like fun, sugar tits? **giggle**[/b]

Sabrina tries to speak up oin own defense, but Rachel cuts her off...

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[AJ Riles]

"Yeah, yeah, say what you will." Rachel states with a dismissing wave of her hand. "But when all is said and done, as things stand right now, you've yet to actually EARN a win over me. You can deny it and convince yourself otherwise all you want, but you still haven't beaten me. So, should you be the one to stand across the ring from me again, just hope and pray that, when I finish you off, I don't decide to chain you to my bike and ride off into the sunset!" Rachel calls, with a confident smirk.

[DARKSIDE]

Angel smiles back at Rachel and lets out a soft chuckle....

Looking past me already, huh? You're THAT sure you'll beat me again that you won't even give me a little credit. I'm a former AWF Angels Champion, honey. Recognize that...because facing me is the closest thing you'll ever see to holding that title for yourself. Hell, even Sabrina Suck-Ass here has been champion before, even if it was just for an hour or so. Why do you still want to fight me so badly? Are you hoping some of my greatness will finally rub off on you? Tough luck, cupcake! You're like all the rest. You get one lucky win over me and suddenly, your head has gotten bigger than your cheap implants!

Hmmpph....well, I love your sense of confidence. It'll make beating that much more satisfying to know I'm bringing all that confidence right down with you once I commit Original Sin against you. When I commit a sin like that, I get REWARDED....and my enemies pay the price! Funny how that works, isn't it, Rachel?

You better make your peace with the big guy upstairs, baby cakes, 'cuz you'll be sucking his cock before the night's over. I guarantee it! **giggle**[/b]

Then, Angel is sure her "other" arch-nemesis is just aching to get a word in, but when she turns around....Sabrina Sinister is nowhere in sight!

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