A "Twisted" Collision (o2a)

[DARKSIDE]

During a brerak between matches in the AWF arena, the giant video screen suddenly bursts to life as some loud punk rock music pounds through the speakers and the words "A Twisted Video Production" pop up into view. The words fade away and the crowd sees what appears to be Sasha Sinister carrying a hand-held camcorder with her face in view of the lens as sort of a personal video blog. The glimpses of the background reveal that she is in the locker room where she and her sister prepare for their matches.

Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the debut edition of "Twisted Video"! I am the ravishing Sasha Sinister and THIS.....say "Hi" to the little worms, luv![/i]

She turns the camera around momentarily to show Sabrina Sinister kicked back in a recliner, sipping from a tall glass. Sabrina smiles sarcastically and flips the bird to the camera and Sasha laughs as she turns the camera back to herself....

...and a big FUCK YOU to the AWF and all of its pathetic fans, too! ha ha ha haaaaa.......

So, how did you like Collision? Not quite what you were expecting, eh? All week, those poor little weasels, Angel and Misfitt kept getting in our faces and trying to get us to fight them. Come Collision....looks like someone played the little switch-a-roo on them! Ha ha ha.... They got paired up with the Angels Champion and they got beat by a bunch of "leftovers"! The current and former champions looked like bollocks in that match. If those three are the greatest AWF has to offer, Sabrina and I will have no problem overthrowing them all and becoming the top Angels in this company.

So, with Angel and Misfitt all tied up with the bottom feeders, that left Sabrina and I to take on whoever was left. Lo and behold....Melissa and Kitten got the short end of the stick....AGAIN! I swear we could beat them in our sleep. We had asked to have Nemesis booked to be our partner, just for shits and giggles, and she proved to be complete CRAP! Totally USELESS!! Must be why she and Angel are such great friends. Just one more example of why WE are that much better than the rest of these fat, disgusting cows they've got roaming around this place!

We got the whole card for Collision turned on its ear and you fans out there just had to suck it up, just like Angel and Misfitt and Melissa and Kitten did. They all got screwed over.....and it was fucking BRILLIANT!

....JUST.....LIKE......US!!

We are the Twisted Sisters, and THIS has been a "Twisted Video" production. Now, do us all a favor, and PISS OFF![/i]

The video cuts to static as the crowd is left buzzing with anger, confusion and disgust........

...but, the offended fans weren't the only ones who heard and saw what was going on.

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MOMENTS LATER........

Angel comes running into the SIN locker room....

Holy shit! You won't believe what I just heard. Remember those two little freaks who you got teamed with the other night? They just showed a video out there and they were calling you "useless" and "crappy". What the FUCK??

Gah, I hadn't already got myself back in the hunt for the championship again, I'd be asking you to team up with me so we could fucking murder those two.

You know...I have a feeling at least one of them might be entering Vile's little contest, too. Wanna throw your name in the hat, Nem?? Could mean a title shot...or just a chance to get your hands around one of those tea-bagging little slut's necks!

Are you in?? You'll have to sign the clipboard hanging outside of Vile's dressing room. Better plug your nose! **giggle**[/b]

(tag)

[Hazeone-Supreme]

"Fuck yeah!"

Nemesis screams out as she looks at Angel.

"These cuntrags talk too much shit. I can almost promise you that is we take the skin off their backs, they wont be saying much of anything."

Nemesis then heads out of the SIN locker room and looks back at Angel. Angel then clears her throat and Nemesis wonders why. Just then she realizes that she does not have a shirt on and is baring all to the world. She turns her head to hear a crew guy whistling at her. She then moves close to him and goes face to face.

"You like what you see?"

Nervously he nods. Just then she grabs his balls and he hits the floor. At that moment, Klown is seen walking down the hall and sees a topless Nemesis grabbing this guys nutsack. He walks up to them.

"What is this?"

Still holding, she looks at Klown.

"He made a pass at me."

Klown's eyes open wide as she releases him from her grip. He grabs him by the throat and raises him up.

"Oh REALLY now?"

Klown then drags him into the locker room and heads into the back room. He closes the door behind him and not soon after, a scream. Nemesis grabs Klowns Trench coat and heads over to viles locker room. She notices the clipboard and writes her name.

"There."

She heads back to the locker room and takes off the coat. She then looks at Angel.

"It is done. Let's see what happens now. I hope I get one of those bitches in my hands."

Still topless, she plops on the couch next to Angel.