Calming the Klown....

[Hazeone-Supreme]

The camera shows the locker room of SIN. As the camera pans, we see the image of Nemesis just out of the shower, wearing a towel around her body. As she makes her way to the locker, the door swings open violently by Klown. Nemesis turns as Klown slams the door.

"MOTHERFUCKER!"

Klown yells as he is holding his head.

"What the hell! What's wrong?"

"That douchebag of a bitch Jackel hit me with a goddamn sledgehammer. I swear I am going to KILL him!"

Klown then drops down on the couch and slams his hand on the table. Nemesis makes her way over to him and looks at his hand.

"Look, I know you are upset about losing the titles, but you will get it back. Now as far as Jackel goes, what are you going to do about it?"

Klown looks at Nemesis.

"ME? I am going to rip his throat out, that's what I an going to do....but Osiris said for me not to do anything."

"I think I might have something that can get your mind off of things."

Klown then leans forward and tugs at Nemesis's towel.

"Is it by any chance under this towel?"

Nemesis then slaps his hand off.

"No. What I was thinking was..."

Nemesis then begins to whisper into his ear. Klown then begins to snicker a bit.

"That is actually a good idea."

"Those are the only kind I have."

"You think it will work?"

"Trust me, it will. Until then, I have a surprise for you."

"Oh really now..."

Nemesis then stands in front of Klown and drops the towel. Klown's eyes open wide as he looks down.

"Is that my name?"

Nemesis then laughs.

"Well, it DOES belong to you, figured I would put your name on it."

As Klown goes in to get a closer look, the door opens as Minion and Angel make their way into the room. Minion catches a glimpse of Nemesis's backside and his eyes open wide. This becomes noticeable to Klown.

"HEY! Watch your eyes there buddy."

Nemesis then turns to expose her entire body to Minion.

"Like he never seen a naked woman before."

(Tag to Darkside)

[DARKSIDE]

Angel laughs out loud at seeing Minion acting so ridiculous....the same way he does when he accidentally sees her in various stages of undress. Minion covers his eyes with his hand and tries to find his way across the room. He begins to lose his bearings and (very unfortunately) sticks out his other hand to probe around for objects in his way. His hand swings to the left...then the right. Klown teases him and ducks behind Nemesis, calling for Minion to move in that direction. Minion comes closer and closer and he can hear Angel barely able to contain herself, still laughing like a drunk hyena. But, why?? Minion's hand feels around some more and suddenly, he runs into (and grabs a full handful of) Nemesis' left breast. Nemesis hops backwards and slaps at Minion's gnarly hand as he swipes furiously in a panic. He loses his patience, uncovers his eyes and just rushes past Nemesis. Angel and Klown are beside themselves, practically in pain from their fits of laughter. Nemesis soon joins them and eventually, everyone but Minion is having a great old time at his expense.

Minion drops his head in shame and sulks as he takes himself over to the couch, where he plops down and hold his head in his hands. Klown looks over and becomes concerned. He joins Minion on the couch, puts an arm on his shoulder and says, Hey! Buck up, old man! Ya gotta admit...that was funny as Hell! Come on....[/b] Minion looks up, swipes his hair out of his face and manages to crack a slight, crooked smirk back at Klown.

Suddenly, Angel is sprawled on the floor and can be heard gagging over in the corner. Due to her crazed, uncontrollable laughter....she vomits right there on the floor. She coughs and wipes her face as she looks up to see Minion, Klown and Nemesis all staring at her with a worried look. She simply shrugs, scrunches her face up and says Oopsy![/i].

Nemesis goes to Angel and helps her up to her feet. Angel's stomach still hurts from all the laughing and she holds her hand on her side as she stands up. She playfully wags her finger at Klown and scowls as if to scold him for what he did. Klown just holds his hands up and chuckles under his breath. Nemesis leaves the room to get dressed, but not until Klown seizes a chance to grope her a few times on the way past. She teases him and bats his hands away with a sly smile.

Angel goes over and plants herself down on Klown's knee, facing Minion, and she looks into Minion's eyes, talking to him in a loving "sisterly" tone to help him feel better. Minion sneers at her, still offended by the entire situation. Klown reaches over across Angel's shoulder and shakes Minion's head, ruffing his hair up. Minion sits further back on the couch and folds his arms.

As Klown shifts his weight after reaching over toward Minion, he loses some of his balance and tips backward. He topples backwards off of the ottoman, with Angel still sitting on his knee. He falls, landing with a loud thud, and Angel comes tumbling down with him, landing sprawled across his lower body. The commotion sends Nemesis rushing back into the room to find Angel laying on top of Klown with her face near his crotch area! Oh! hahahah.... and what EXACTLY is the meaning of this? Hmmmmm??[/i] Klown gains his composure and realizes how the scenario must look. He sits up, fumbling to roll Angel off of his body and stand back up. Angel plops over on her back, pointing and giggling at Klown, playfully teasing and flirting sarcastically with him. Nemesis loosens up, sees her misunderstanding and just walks over to Klown, socking him good and hard on his arm.

Angel takes on a sudden and very predatory demeanor, and walks slowly around the room as she addresses the others around her.....

Well....this has been a barrel of monkeys, everyone. Most fun I've had since....last Thursday night. Ha ha ha.... But, you know what would REALLY be a blast? Nem?? Any ideas at all?[/b]

Nemesis wraps her arms around Klown's right arm and looks up at him in a suggestive manner....

Angel: No no no!! Not THAT. **giggle** Plenty of time for that later, honey pie. What I'm talking about is a MATCH! Seeing how I haven't been booked for Collision yet and my rematch for the title isn't for another week or two...I have a delicious idea. Nem....how about you and I take a spa day....go out to the ring and have a "mani-pedi" with Faith and Christina Saviors? We can clean our claws and give them a shiny new coat of deep red as we rip those bitches' stupid faces right off of their skulls!!! Then, we can exfoliate and re-energize our sore, tired footsies by massaging them with both of their flabby little asses!!!! Hee he heee..... So, how 'bout it, hun? You game?

That is, unless the boys want to go play with some Covenant slimeballs instead? Saviors and Jackel are both LONG overdue for some nice career-ending injuries, ya know.[/b]

Minion stands up....

Minion: Indeed, sister. Nothing would please us more than to feel Saviors skull being crushed beneath our boot heels...and Jackel is owed more agony between the two of us than one lifetime can provide! But, YOUR happiness is our priority as well, dearest Angel.

Go! Have your match, sisters! Make our masters proud and bring Armageddon to those Covenant swine![/b]

Klown interjects almost as soon as Minion's last word is uttered...

HEY! Uhh...why can't we just do BOTH?[/b]

Nemesis nods with enthusiasm, but then asks....

Wait...what about your tag title rematch? Isn't THAT important, too?[/i]

Klown becomes torn between the two possibilities, both seeming too good to pass up. He sits down on the couch to think while Minion paces, stroking his beard and arguing with himself. Angel and Nemesis walk off into the next room and start mixing some drinks....

(tag)

[Hazeone-Supreme]

At this point, Klown leans over to Minion and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"You know what you need? You need to lighten up a bit. Try not to be so serious. If it makes you feel better, you got to feel on Nem's boob! Not something I let just ANYONE do ya know."

Klown then leans into Minion.

"Have to admit....nice right?"

At this point, Minions face begins to turn a shade of red. Klown just lets out a hearty laugh.

"Ha Ha Ha. Yea, you know their nice....paid a lot of money for those bad boys."

As Klown shakes Minion while laughing, the camera turns to the other room in which Nemesis and Angel are mixing drinks.

"You know, a tag match doesn't sound like to bad of an idea. These girls need to know who the H.B.I.C. are around here."

Angel looks at Nemesis a bit confused.

Angel: "H.B.I.C.?"

"Head Bitches In Charge. That is what we are. We just need to let everyone know as well."

At this point, Angel and Nemesis grabs their drinks as well as drinks for Minion and Klown. As the head back into the room, they see Klown giving Minion a noogie while laughing. They head over and hand them their drinks. Klown takes out a straw and takes a sip, then places his drink on the table and looks at Minion.

"So.....Tell me about this "Darkside" you have been mentioning. I always wanted to know what the hell you were talking about?"

[DARKSIDE]

Minion chugs down most of his drink and slams his glass down. He motions for Nemesis and Klown to move in closer....

Minion: If we must tell you...then know this. Darkside is the name of our clan....us and Angel, Lord Nightmare and Father Death...our masters and us...are Darkside. We were sent to this federation to conquer in their name. Now, you need not be concerned. All of SIN will be spared as you have exhibited your allegiance by taking us under your wings and becoming our allies. Lord Nightmare sends his regards and openly approves of our union. Perhaps even one day, Darkside and SIN will unite as one invincible juggernaut, laying waste to this mortal world and heralding a new era of blood and fire and darkness across the land! How ironic we belong to a federation that has a PPV show named Hell On Earth. THAT is EXACTLY our masters' ultimate goal. Hooh hoo hoo ha ha ha haaaaa...

**ahem** Hmmm....we see the look of confusion on your faces. Brother Klown?? Sister Nemesis??

WHY.....SO......SERIOUS??? Heh heh heh....[/b]

Minion looks around the room and is met with deadpan reactions from all who have been listening to his little "campfire tale". Apparently, his attempt at being clever had failed miserably....

Minion: No? Nothing? Really? Not even a little....?? BAH!!! Away with the lot of you!! Pffftt!![/b]

Minion throws his hands up in frustration and gets up to go refill his mug.....

(tag)

[DARKSIDE]

Angel gets up after Minion does and she walks over to the corner of the room, taking out her cell phone and punching in a quick text message to someone. She comes back, plops down on the couch and flashes a giggly little smile over at Nemesis......

WHAT did you do?[/i], Nemesis asks in a playfully scolding manner.

Angel shrugs and plays innocent....a real stretch for someone who looks like the cat who just ate the canary!

Moments pass......and suddenly, Angel's cell phone rings. She walks back over to the corner of the room (must be a better signal over there). She chuckles and says Oh, that figures! Huh huh huh hahhahaa.... Okay, buh-bye then...Franky-wanky![/b]

Nemesis moves closer to Angel as she comes back and sits on the couch with deep interest on her face. She asks Angel What are you up to, ya crazy bitch?[/i] Angel laughs and says..

Alright, here's the skinny. I texted our GM about that little match we wanted, in order to get it booked for Collision. Right? Well, it seems Christina Saviors won't be available for some stupid reason, so now they want to put me in a singles match against Faith. I really want to tag with you, Nemzy! **giggle** Soooo, I asked if Faith could maybe get paired up with any other Angel on the roster to take Christina's place. That way, we could still have our tag team match, and you and I can still get our claws into some weak-ass Covenant flesh![/b]

Nemesis agrees with that option, but asks And? What did "Du-pain in the ass" think about that?[/i]

Angel simply shrugs her shoulders and shakes her head....

He said he'd have to take it under advisement and that we would find out sometime during the show tonight.[/b]