Post by Spazz on Apr 24, 2008 17:47:46 GMT -5
Singles Match
Grim Sain (Debut) vs Brandon Dubaine
Well the early rounds of the match definitely went to Brandon. He was just too quick and kept reversing Grim. Then something happened. What was it? Oh yeah, Grim caught him. Grim came back heavily with about four power moves that put Brandon into the orange. Brandon tried once to play chicken with Grim but the lost when Grim hit his running DDT.
Grim could have ended the match about 10 times but he let Brandon come back. Finish saw Brandon reverse a ultimate control grapple and hit his Cruise Control finisher.
Winner: Brandon Dubaine
Tag Team Handicap
Zombie Nation (Legend and LowKo) vs Boyz Malicious (CK, JC and Mikey)
Malicious controlled match the whole time. It was funny, LowKo and Legend would look like they're gaining momentum on JC or whever would be in the ring and then you'd see CK or Mikey come flying out of nowhere with a clothesline. CK at one point tried to end it by stealing Legend's Swanton Bomb finisher, but Legend reversed him. LowKo even broke JC's possum pin. Finish saw LowKo and Legend with CK and Mikey outside brawling, with JC, the legal man, just in the ring taunting away. Winner by countout: JC
Winners: Boyz Malicious
Singles Match First Blood
Chaser vs Warren Peace
Match went to Warren, hands down. Inside the ring or out, didn't matter. Warren beat Chaser's ass down. Warren does a mounted punch to bust Chaser open.
Winner: Warren Peace
Singles Match
Karma vs Melissa
Karma is in the ring waiting for Melissa to appear but instead hears "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva as John Crescent with Melissa Rez appears on the stage.
John C.: Oh Karma. Did you really think you'd get off free after you involvement with the CK beating? If I remember correctly, you almost cracked CK's back with that finisher of yours. And tonight you had a rematch with the lovely Melissa Rez.
Melissa smiled and slowly spun around to show off her body which got a lot of hoots and whistles from the male section of the crowd.
John C.: And while I do have the utmost confidence in Melissa's ability, I just don't quite think it's enough. What can we do about this I wonder?
Melissa looks to be thinking when "Beast" by KMFDM plays and Yugo Ryan appears on the stage with Melissa and John.
John C.: Ah now that's what we need. How about a little more Handicap action here tonight people?
The crowd roared with approval as Yugo and Melissa made their way to the ring.
Singles Match
Handicap Match
Melissa and Yugo vs Karma
Match was actually pretty boring. Not a lot happened. Just a bunch of "beat up and runaway" stuff happening.
At the end Melissa caught Karma with a cobra clutch and made her tap.
Winners: Melissa Rez and Yugo Ryan
As the instrumental version of "Cry Out" sounds, Lino appears on the stage, carrying a ladder down to the ring with him. When he reaches ringside, he sets the ladder up outside the ring, and moves to the other side. He shuffles around under the ring for a moment before producing another ladder, and setting it up. He then climbs into the ring and pulls a microphone out of his pants pocket.
"CK, get your ass out here, and bring the United States title! We're going to have us a ladder match for our first match!" Lino shouts, throwing the microphone to ringside as CK's music starts up...
Singles Match Non-title ladder
CK Malicious vs Lino
Pretty much match was controlled by Lino, hitting his finisher about two times. But it seemed he forgot this was a LADDER match, not Last Man Standing. So once CK got to a red head and body, he began to come back since he couldn't go any lower.
Eventually though they did get the ladders in and the fight was taken to the ladders. Finish saw Lino suplex CK off and finish off the title.
Winner: Lino
As Lino climbs onto the middle turnbuckle to celebrate, the United States title in his hands, CK rolls out of the ring and grins as he backs up the ramp toward the stage. After a moment of holding the title up, Lino stares at the title, and notices something.
"VELCRO?!" Lino shouts, loudly enough to be heard by the camera. Realizing he is only holding a toy, Lino hurls the fake belt into the crowd before hopping over the top rope down to ringside, and taking off, Chasing CK backstage.
Tag Team
Devin Sain and Animus vs Lunatic Fringe
Devin and Animus for the most part controlled the opening of the match, easily tossing the little guys away with little effort. So the Fringe got smart and began to employ guerrilla tactics, basically "hit a dash strike/grapple, then run away" and it worked and they wore the two big men down with it. Finish saw Scott Froelich hit his Super Dirty Move on Animus.
Winners: Lunatic Fringe
Singles Match
Mark Rejda vs Red Norton (w/ Spike)
Even...long...boring...blarg. This match can be summed up like this "punch punch punch punch punch punch". That's all that happened. Except for the end, which came when Red hit Mark with the Big Boot.
Red Norton
Triple Threat
Osiris vs Freaky vs Catastrophe
The match started out pretty even but Freaky and Catastrophe seemed to forget Osiris was there and just concentrated on each other which let Osiris, still at full health, easily throw around his weakened opponents. Freaky and Catastrophe teamed up and brought Osiris down to there level to even things up once again. Finish saw Catastrophe hit his dirty move on Osiris while Freaky was out of the ring.
Winner: Catastrophe
Grim Sain (Debut) vs Brandon Dubaine
Well the early rounds of the match definitely went to Brandon. He was just too quick and kept reversing Grim. Then something happened. What was it? Oh yeah, Grim caught him. Grim came back heavily with about four power moves that put Brandon into the orange. Brandon tried once to play chicken with Grim but the lost when Grim hit his running DDT.
Grim could have ended the match about 10 times but he let Brandon come back. Finish saw Brandon reverse a ultimate control grapple and hit his Cruise Control finisher.
Winner: Brandon Dubaine
Tag Team Handicap
Zombie Nation (Legend and LowKo) vs Boyz Malicious (CK, JC and Mikey)
Malicious controlled match the whole time. It was funny, LowKo and Legend would look like they're gaining momentum on JC or whever would be in the ring and then you'd see CK or Mikey come flying out of nowhere with a clothesline. CK at one point tried to end it by stealing Legend's Swanton Bomb finisher, but Legend reversed him. LowKo even broke JC's possum pin. Finish saw LowKo and Legend with CK and Mikey outside brawling, with JC, the legal man, just in the ring taunting away. Winner by countout: JC
Winners: Boyz Malicious
Singles Match First Blood
Chaser vs Warren Peace
Match went to Warren, hands down. Inside the ring or out, didn't matter. Warren beat Chaser's ass down. Warren does a mounted punch to bust Chaser open.
Winner: Warren Peace
Singles Match
Karma vs Melissa
Karma is in the ring waiting for Melissa to appear but instead hears "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva as John Crescent with Melissa Rez appears on the stage.
John C.: Oh Karma. Did you really think you'd get off free after you involvement with the CK beating? If I remember correctly, you almost cracked CK's back with that finisher of yours. And tonight you had a rematch with the lovely Melissa Rez.
Melissa smiled and slowly spun around to show off her body which got a lot of hoots and whistles from the male section of the crowd.
John C.: And while I do have the utmost confidence in Melissa's ability, I just don't quite think it's enough. What can we do about this I wonder?
Melissa looks to be thinking when "Beast" by KMFDM plays and Yugo Ryan appears on the stage with Melissa and John.
John C.: Ah now that's what we need. How about a little more Handicap action here tonight people?
The crowd roared with approval as Yugo and Melissa made their way to the ring.
Handicap Match
Melissa and Yugo vs Karma
Match was actually pretty boring. Not a lot happened. Just a bunch of "beat up and runaway" stuff happening.
At the end Melissa caught Karma with a cobra clutch and made her tap.
Winners: Melissa Rez and Yugo Ryan
As the instrumental version of "Cry Out" sounds, Lino appears on the stage, carrying a ladder down to the ring with him. When he reaches ringside, he sets the ladder up outside the ring, and moves to the other side. He shuffles around under the ring for a moment before producing another ladder, and setting it up. He then climbs into the ring and pulls a microphone out of his pants pocket.
"CK, get your ass out here, and bring the United States title! We're going to have us a ladder match for our first match!" Lino shouts, throwing the microphone to ringside as CK's music starts up...
Singles Match Non-title ladder
CK Malicious vs Lino
Pretty much match was controlled by Lino, hitting his finisher about two times. But it seemed he forgot this was a LADDER match, not Last Man Standing. So once CK got to a red head and body, he began to come back since he couldn't go any lower.
Eventually though they did get the ladders in and the fight was taken to the ladders. Finish saw Lino suplex CK off and finish off the title.
Winner: Lino
As Lino climbs onto the middle turnbuckle to celebrate, the United States title in his hands, CK rolls out of the ring and grins as he backs up the ramp toward the stage. After a moment of holding the title up, Lino stares at the title, and notices something.
"VELCRO?!" Lino shouts, loudly enough to be heard by the camera. Realizing he is only holding a toy, Lino hurls the fake belt into the crowd before hopping over the top rope down to ringside, and taking off, Chasing CK backstage.
Tag Team
Devin Sain and Animus vs Lunatic Fringe
Devin and Animus for the most part controlled the opening of the match, easily tossing the little guys away with little effort. So the Fringe got smart and began to employ guerrilla tactics, basically "hit a dash strike/grapple, then run away" and it worked and they wore the two big men down with it. Finish saw Scott Froelich hit his Super Dirty Move on Animus.
Winners: Lunatic Fringe
Singles Match
Mark Rejda vs Red Norton (w/ Spike)
Even...long...boring...blarg. This match can be summed up like this "punch punch punch punch punch punch". That's all that happened. Except for the end, which came when Red hit Mark with the Big Boot.
Red Norton
Triple Threat
Osiris vs Freaky vs Catastrophe
The match started out pretty even but Freaky and Catastrophe seemed to forget Osiris was there and just concentrated on each other which let Osiris, still at full health, easily throw around his weakened opponents. Freaky and Catastrophe teamed up and brought Osiris down to there level to even things up once again. Finish saw Catastrophe hit his dirty move on Osiris while Freaky was out of the ring.
Winner: Catastrophe
