"Care to have a threesome?" (Faith, Misfitt)

[DARKSIDE]

The current AWF Angel's Champion makes her way down to the ring in the aftermath of the events from Monday Night Meltdown. She slides into the ring and chooses not to do her usual seductive machinations. She simply lifts up the mic, clears her throat and begins to speak....

Angel: So, looks like we had a bit of "Meltdown" this past Monday night, huh? Someone obviously paid off the management to team me up with those two incompetents who were of NO help at all in our tag match. I swear I'll get to the bottom of that, and there's gonna be blood! It appears as though some cheesy little piss ant in that locker room wants to get under my skin and throw me off my game for when I defend MY championship next time. I don't care who you are....or even who you THINK you are! My wrath will be merciless!!

Which brings me to my next point...the cowardly attack that sent my sister to the ER and cost her 25 stitches in her skull. I'm talking to YOU, Misfitt! You think you needed to go that far to prove yourself, huh? Well, you didn't. However you DID show me a different side....a more aggressive side. I LIKED IT! You've got my attention now, honey pie. Faith is already back with The Covenant, still licking her wounds, but she will be back 100% in no time. She does still hold that #1 contender spot. I mean....she won that fair and square. But, "Missy"...you won my admiration by exhibiting just how horny you are to get your hands on me again. You know I'm not going down easy....not even for the likes of you. Not even if you tease me until I'm all soaking wet between my thighs, baby doll! No....if you want me to lay down and let you have your way with me....you're gonna have to work for it!

So, taking all these factors into consideration, I can see only one way that we can possibly satisfy everybody. Misfitt.....you will have you title shot against me.....and so will Faith. All this thinking of violence...my nails and teeth sinking into your tender flesh....MMMMMMMMmmmmmm!! God, I'm gonna need a moment.[/b]

Angel holds onto the ring ropes as her body clenches up while she bites her lip and moans softly through her heavy breath. Her chest heaves as she slowly regains her composure....

WHEWWW!!! Ummm....okay, where was I? Oh, that's right. I wanna make this one extra kinky for us. What say we make this.....a threesome? A Triple Threat match!![/b]

[KraZ]

Enter my mind plays over the p.a. As Misfitt comes out with a big smile on her fucked up faced mouth. She has a mic in her hand.
You are one kinky bitch, you know that. I mean you did close to the right thing by giving me a title match. But that's what I'd knew you'd do. Now remember what I did.. I mean you made me do to Faith. I mean it would have been easyer on Faith if you did the right thing and just given me the match we both knew should have been in the first place. But that didn't happen, Faith got fucked up because of you and your arrogance. Though I'm not one to point fingers or tell people who they should be mad at. Because that's not me. Now back to the reason I'm out here. Who's doing the work in this three some. I mean I just want to know so everyone knows there part. What will be the setting(match type).

[DARKSIDE]

Mmmmmmm....so, you like a little kink, huh? Well, maybe after our match, we can have a little "entanglement" of our own....in private. But, business before pleasure, sugar puss!

You must think I'm a heartless little cunt for not coming out to help Faith the other night. Well, my sister and I had an agreement and she honors the will power it took to hold me back from running out there and wiping you from the face of this planet for what you did to her! But....she knows the conditions of our promise, and I did not interfere. She took some sick bumps from you and she bled for you, but she now resides in the safety of our congregation and her fury mounts for you with each passing breath.....every time she runs her fingers across the steel staples in her cranium that hold her skull together after you crushed it with those chair shots. My purpose in this match will be not only to retain my Angel's Championship at all costs, but to exact some revenge for my sister since I will finally have my time to face you and rain unholy carnage upon you with furious vengeance!

As for what type of Triple Threat we will have? Hmm......[/b]

Angel considers her options, twirling her hair with her finger and slowly pacing in the ring. A particular thought crosses her mind that causes her to gasp and her eyes to light up....but then she seems let down...She shakes her head and then turns back toward Misfitt...

Looks like we're shit out of luck, toots! As much as I would love to get you inside a steel cage or go all sado-masochistic with some sweet TLC action....those castrated Mama's boys who run this company won't let their women fight each other in any of the really good matches. Gah....the boys get to have all the fun!

I guess we'll just have to make the best of it.[/b]

[KraZ]

Fuckin men always get the fun matches. But we will just have to steal the show.