Post by Spazz on Apr 19, 2010 1:17:07 GMT -5
Angels Tag Match: The Twisted Sisters vs Angel & Kitten Miller
Sasha and Angel start the match out, Angel gets in some early offense with the strikes until Sasha catches a kick and puts her in an ankle lock. Angel blocks the attempt to stand her up and tries the strikes again but Sasha immediately catches the kick and puts her in another ankle lock. Sasha follows up her counter by putting Angel in the Cloverleaf Pain submission hold, stops to taunt and gets a punch in her gut for the taunting. Angels starts to run toward Kitten and just…stops for some reason and lets Sasha get her with an elbow to the back of her head. Angel counters another grapple and puts Sasha down with some elbows to the back, nails some insult stomps, then tags Kitten in.
Kitten puts Sasha on the ground with an arm wench and then sets into the insult stomps. Sasha gets back up, but Kitten reverses her grapple hits Sasha with the Cobra Clutch Legsweep. The women play a game of reversals until Sasha wins out by hitting a neckbreaker. Sasha bails from the ring and Kitten follows, however Sasha quickly slides back in while Kitten is getting out and runs over and tags Sabrina.
Sabrina’s first action is to run over and knock Angel off the ring while Kitten gets back inside the ring. Kitten gets on the ropes and springboards for a shooting star press, but she completely misses. Sabrina punishes her with some strikes and then whips her into the ropes where Sasha ducks and Kitten goes sprawling out to the floor. Sasha goes down to try and attack Kitten but Kitten catches her and plants her with a DDT. Sabrina knocks Angel off again and follows her out to fight while Kitten and Sasha continue to fight on the other side of the ring. Kitten and Sabrina meet on the outside and Kitten hits her DDT finisher onto Sabrina on the outside!! Kitten slides back in and tries to knock Sasha off but Sasha counters and Kitten goes sprawling to the outside once gain again. Sasha goes down and drags Kitten over to the steps where she begins to bang her face onto the steel. Sabrina slides back into the ring and Sasha lets Kitten go back into the ring as well as Sabrina again knocks Angel off the apron. Sabrina turns around and walks right into a Shining Wizard from Kitten, and then gets a body splash via Kitten springboarding from the corner. Kitten goes onto the apron where she tries her springboard Shooting Star Press again and this time she gets a full hit onto Sabrina. Sabrina gets some insult stomps but then she gets Hot Tag onto Sasha!!!
Sasha takes down Kitten, then levels Angel, and hits the Hero Crusher on Kitten!! She drags Kitten to the center of the ring, but Kitten counters with the possum pin!! But all she gets is a 1 count. Kitten hits some more strikes then throws Sasha to the corner where she tags Angel in and they hit a double team boot to the face.
The ladies switch reversals off until Sasha finally hits a throat thrust onto Angel but Angel reverses the move after that and puts Sasha down with some elbows to the back. The women trade off strikes and reversals until Angel puts Sasha down with a Step-Up Enzuigiri. Now with a Signature ready, Angel whips Sasha into the corner and hits the Mug Shot! Kitten runs in and knocks Sabrina off; Angel drags Sasha to the center and makes the pin, 1…2…3!!! Angel gets the win!
Winners: Angel & Kitten Miller
Angels Singles Match: Ciarra Donnelly vs Misfitt
Misfitt opens up with some strikes and then puts Ciarra into the full nelson submission hold. Ciarra breaks out Bobby Lashley style and then hits Misfitt with a pull-back sidewalk slam. Ciarra hits a few insult stomps and then knocks Misfitt out of the ring when she stands back up. Ciarra taunts for a little as Misfitt gets back in, but she takes too long and she eats some strikes and goes down. The girls trade more strikes back and forth before Ciarra locks in a chinlock submission hold. Misfitt gets out of the hold and puts Ciarra down with a Triple H style kick. Misfitt follows up her offense with a Butterfly Lock and then puts her in the sharpshooter. Misfitt doesn’t let Ciarra rest as she’s put down again with a chopblock. Ciarra eats some insult stomps before getting back up, tossing Misfitt into the ropes, and hitting a big rebound powerslam. Ciarra then goes up to the top rope and hits a diving elbow drop across Misfitt, then picks her back up for a bone shattering knee breaker. The women trade strikes before Ciarra gets thrown face first in the turnbuckle. Misfitt picks Ciarra up and hits a super tornadobomb (I think). Back in the center of the ring, Misfitt again puts on the Rock-style sharpshooter. The women trade strikes until Ciarra throws Misfitt into the ring for a rebound slam but Misfitt reverses it into a DDT. The women exchange strikes and reversals until Ciarra puts Misfitt down with a neckbreaker. Ciarra goes back up to the top rope and hits another elbow drop, then repeats the move with the same successful outcome. Ciarra then stomps on Misfitt’s face and lets her stand back up. Misfitt throws Ciarra into the corner and shoulder barges her, then tries to strike but Ciarra blocks it and hits strikes of her own. Ciarra hits a pull-back sidewalk slam and then goes up to the top rope once again, hitting the forth elbow drop of the night, also getting her a Signature. She picks Misfitt up and promptly puts her back down with Sheamus’s Irish Curse kick! She drags Misfitt to the center of the ring, 1…2…3! The champion wins in this non-title match.
Winner: Ciarra Donnelly
Fatal Four Way: Rider vs Kouga Shuko vs Death vs Jacob Franchise
Non-elimination four way match, no way I could keep up with what was going on, so here’s how it ended:
Kouga and Rider went outside to brawl. Death grabbed Jacob Franchise and hit the Undertaker move where he lifts them into the air and then flips them by the arm (actual name of it escapes me), and then used the darkness choke. Kouga and Rider are still outside so Death drags Jacob to the center of the ring, 1…2…3. Death has broken his losing streak.
Winner: Death
Singles Match: Chaos vs Kevin Neer
Kevin Neer immediately charges from his corner and hits Chaos with an elbow. Chaos gets back almost immediately and Kevin tries to kick Chaos, but Chaos catches the kick and hits a belly-to-belly. Chaos goes for a pin for some reason, doesn’t even get a one count. Chaos lays into Kevin with some strikes then takes him down into the Crippler Crossface. Kevin gets out and lays in some strikes and then uses his head (literally) to put Chaos down. Chaos dodges some insult stomps and gets some strikes in but is tossed into the turnbuckle by Neer. Neer takes his sweet time in getting over to Chaos so he’s out by the time Neer gets to him. The men trade strikes and reversals until Chaos plants him with another belly-to-belly and tries the pin again, this time with his feet on the ropes, but again doesn’t even get a one. The men trade more strikes and reversals until Chaos charges in and hits a running STO. Chaos stands Neer back up and the men go back to trading strikes and reversals until Neer catches Chaos in the sleeper hold. Chaos gets out and plants Neer with the third belly-to-belly, Chaos must have been watching Scott Steiner matches before the show. Chaos lets Neer up and they again trade strikes and reversals, when Neer catches Chaos in the sleeper again. Chaos gets out and throws Neer into the turnbuckle, then follows up with a running strike. Neer gets out and gets behind Chaos and hits a one-handed facebuster, but eats an arm drag once Chaos is back up. Chaos lays in with the insult stomps but Neer gets up and hits Chaos with the Pendulum Backbreaker. Chaos gets in some strikes but Neer hits a back suplex. Chaos reverses a grapple to get behind Neer and hits the jumping reverse neckbreaker. Neer is tossed over the ropes onto the apron and Chaos doesn’t let him stay long as he hits the apron backbreaker I believe. Neer goes out of the ring and Chaos follows him out and tosses him back into the ring. Neer stands up and hits a running neckbreaker and goes for the strikes but Chaos hits the forth belly-to-belly, after which he promptly shouts “I’M THE GREATEST SON OF A BITCH TO EVER LIVE”. After this belly-to-belly, Chaos tries the pin again with the legs on the ropes. It’s just like a spear leading into a tag, belly-to-bellys always seem to lead to pins. 1…2… Neer kicks out, 2 2/3rds. Neer stands up and goes for the fisticuffs again before going into…another sleeper hold! Chaos gets out again and does some strikes of his own, but Neer ends that with another one-handed facebuster. Chaos gets back up after countering a grapple and this time he pulls Kevin’s legs and is going for the Walls of Jericho. Neer gets out but immediately eats a spear from Chaos, and eats a big right hand once he’s back up. Chaos picks Neer back up but Neer counters the grapple and puts Chaos down with a running elbow. Chaos counters another strike and puts Neer down with a swinging neckbreaker, gaining a Signature. Neer blocks the attempt to pick him up and gets him in the one-legged boston crab. Chaos gets out but eats more strikes from Neer, going down after a clothesline. Neer drags Chaos into the middle of the ring for the pin, but Chaos gets the possum pin! 1…2…3!!! The possum pin saves Chaos!
Winner: Chaos
Tag Match: Evolve or Die vs Oriental Express
Match starts out with Erik Saber and The Machine and immediately Saber puts Machine down with some running strikes. The men have a long exchange of strikes and reversals until Saber gets Machine hung up on the ropes and puts the bigger man down with a neckbreaker. Saber throws Machine into the corner but Machine gets out and puts Saber down with a belly-to-belly and then hits the running splash into a pin, doesn’t even get a one. The men trade more reversals and strikes until Saber runs in and puts Machine down with a headscissors takedown. While Machine is recovering, Saber runs over and tags Haste in.
Machine immediately puts Haste down with a clothesline and tries the running splash into a pin again, but again doesn’t even get a one. Haste stands back up and flips Machine with a Tazz Capture Suplex, goes out onto the apron but Machine is back up and knocks him down to the ground. While waiting for Haste to get back in the ring, Machine knocks Saber off as well, then turns back around and spears Haste as he gets back in the ring. After the spear, Machine runs over and tags Blade.
Blade and Haste have another long exchange of strikes and reversals which continues until Blade drops Haste with a spinebuster. Haste his back up soon after and another shot exchange of strikes and reversals until Haste goes to the apron and hits Blade with a springboard headscissors. Blade doesn’t take kindly to this and he hits Haste with a big back club and some insult stomps, followed by a neckbreaker once Haste is back up. Now Blade has a Signature and he hits his Trouble In Paradise signature. Machine runs interference while Blade covers, 1…2…3. Really? It’s over? That didn’t last long.
Winners: Oriental Express
Tag Match: Surf 'n Turf vs Brandon Dubaine & Xplizit
The match starts out with Rad and Brandon and starts with…strikes, how fitting. The strikes end when Rad puts Brandon down with a DDT and follows it up with a cartwheel legdrop. The strikes continue until Brandon throws Rad into the corner and hits the RVD style elbows. While Rad is sitting in the corner, Brandon follows up his offensive with the Jeff Hardy turnbuckle dropkick. Rad gets back up and throws Brandon into the turnbuckle where he makes a tag to Dozer and they hit a Ranawhip Powerbomb.
Dozer hits Brandon with some insult stomps and tries to pick Brandon up but Dubaine nails Cobra Commander right in the love junk. Brandon tries to follow up with more offense but Dozer counters a grapple and hits a back club. Brandon gets back up and rushes in for an attack but Dozer puts him down with a hip toss. Dozer picks Brandon up and punches him into the ropes but when he goes to grapple Brandon he is flipped over the ropes and onto the ground. Brandon takes advantage of Dozer being outside and tags Xplizit in.
Xplizit taunts until Dozer is back in the ring and goes to kick Dozer but is caught and planted with a belly-to-belly. Dozer hits X with a big elbow drop then hits the STO Backbreaker once he’s up. Dozer picks X back up but his grapple is reversed, but he quickly catches X with the Dusty Rhodes Bionic Punch. Dozer, using a fresh Signature, hits X with the Power of the Punch! And pausing the game to write this down I can see the character actually does have brass knuckles on when they do this move. Dozer pulls X to the center of the ring for the pin, 1… and X kicks out. X backs off a bit and goes outside the ring to catch his breath and Dozer takes his aggression out on Brandon, knocking him off the apron. Dozer taunts and is focused on Brandon but X slips back in and hits Dozer with a snapmare, then some stiff insult stomps. X gets some offense going with the strikes but Dozer ends it with a rebound spinebuster. After the spinebuster, Dozer runs over and tags Rad.
Xplizit welcomes Rad back into the match with a headscissors take down. X picks Rad up and throws him into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a t-bone suplex. Rad gets back up but eats another headscissors takedown. X runs back over and tags in Brandon.
Brandon hits an arm wrench onto Rad but eats a Fury Punch once Rad is back up. Rad goes to pick Brandon back up but gets fingers to his eyes. Brandon hits a snapmare on Rad and tries to get the offense going with strikes but Rad puts him down with a belly-to-belly then hits the RVD Handspring Splash. After which he runs over and tags Dozer in.
And Dozer…doesn’t do anything. He just immediately tags Rad back in.
Rad reluctantly gets back in the ring and eats a headscissor takedown from Brandon. Brandon drags Rad into the center of the ring for the pin, doesn’t even get a one before Dozer breaks it up. Brandon reverses a whip from Rad and catches Rad on the way back and just slams his head into the ground. Brandon goes out onto the apron and hits a springboard legdrop. Brandon tries to pick Rad up but Rad shoves him off and runs in to hit a karate kick, then runs back and tags Dozer back in.
Brandon rushes in but gets hip tossed by Dozer. Rad grabs Brandon and holds him while Dozer knees him in the gut then levels him with a Fury Punch. Dozer his some insult strikes then drops his size 12 boots right down on Brandon’s love junk. While Brandon is wondering if he’ll ever be a father, Dozer tags Rad in.
Rad rushes in and gets Brandon in a victory pin, 1…2… Xplizit makes the save! Brandon eats another karate kick from Rad, who rushes over and gets Dozer back in.
Cobra Commander puts Brandon down with another Fury Punch then goes for the pin. 1…2… X makes the save again. Brandon stands back up and gets hit with a Dusty Rhodes Bionic Punch. Brandon gets back up and tries to get to Xplizit but Dozer catches him and throws him back to his and Rad’s corner, rushing in and nailing him with a clothesline. Dozer picks Brandon back up and slams him down with his spinebuster signature. Dozer tries to pick Brandon back up but Brandon pushes him away. He ducks from the ring to put distance between himself and Dozer, who promptly knocks Xplizit off the apron. Rad goes after Brandon but he gets caught and his head is taken over to be introduced to the steel steps. Dozer meets Brandon outside and hits a Bionic Punch and slides him back into the ring. Brandon manages to get back up and nails Dozer with a shoulder jawbreaker, then wisely goes over and tags Xplizit back in.
Dozer greets Xplizit with a Fury Punch but Xplizit answers with a pull-back leg lariat. X picks Dozer’s head up and uses it as a kicking practice before hitting a neckbreaker. Dozer gets back up and X catches a kick from him and sends him down with a leg wrench. X hits a few insult stomps before getting hit by another Bionic Punch. X’s answer is to break Dozer’s jaw with a spinning wheel kick. Dozer gets to the corner…and gets a Hot Tag!
Rad takes down Xplizit, then knocks Brandon off, goes back over to Xplizit and hits the French TKO! Rad goes for the pin, 1…2…3! Rad gets the win for his team!
Winners: Surf ‘n Turf
Hardcore Title Number One Contendership: Osiris vs Minion vs William James
Not only was this a triple threat, but an extreme rules triple threat, so this was all over the place. Here’s the ending moment:
Well…this is embarrassing. I left the room to go to the bathroom, and inside the bathroom I hear 1 2 3. So I have no idea what happened or who got pinned, all I know when I came back to the room, Osiris was celebrating. So…Osiris wins.
Winner: Osiris
Singles Match: Lino vs Trip Acid
Lino starts out strong with some strikes until Trip throws him into the corner and hits a running knee. Lino gets out of the corner and eats some strikes from Trip, until Lino throws Trip into the opposite corner and runs in with a big shoulder barge. Lino and Trip trade strikes and reversals until Lino trips Trip up. Lino locks in the dragon sleeper and holds it until Trip knees his way out. Lino and Trip go back to exchanging punches and reversals until Trip locks the bear hug in. Lino gets out and tries a back suplex but Trip counters it but Lino…counters his counter…into a neckbreaker. Trip gets back up and picks Lino up into a suplex transition to a pin, but doesn’t even get a one count. Trip gets Lino as he’s getting back up in a running bulldog, but Lino counters the attempt to pick him back up. Trip and Lino trade off strikes and reversals until Lino puts Trip down with a back club and then knees him in the elbow. Lino picks Trip up and pulls him over to the turnbuckle for a series of punches. He only hits about 3 or 4 before he lets Trip out of the corner but puts him right back down with a back club. Trip manages to get back up and he and Lino begin to trade off the strikes and reversals again, until Trip comes out on top with a sit-down chokeslam, followed by a rough knee to the face one Lino is back up. Trip picks Lino back up and goes for some strikes but Lino catches him for a belly-to-belly. Lino hits a stiff elbow drop followed by some harsh strikes and a back club. Lino picks Trip up for a kneebreaker that gains him a Signature. Trip tries to come back and hits a running bulldog but his momentum is stopped by another back club. Lino picks Trip up but Trip blocks his attempt at the signature and hits some strikes followed by a rough DDT. Trip locks in the anaconda vise but is too close to the ropes. Trip moves Lino a bit and locks in the anaconda vise again, holding it till Lino knees his way out. Lino decapitates Trip with a clothesline…twice, gaining his Signature back. Lino picks up Trip and plants him into the ring with the sidewalk slam signature. Lino pulls him to the center of the ring and pins, 1…2…3! Lino has defeated the former champion!
Winner: Lino
Hardcore Title Triple Threat Ladder Match: AJ Anderson vs Vlad vs Jackel
A triple threat ladder match…how organized do you think it was?
Final moment was Jackel speared Vlad and took AJ out with the ladder, then planted the ladder and began to get the title, which was already half way down. Vlad gets back up and climbs the ladder, knocking Jackel off and there is just a sliver of life left on the title. AJ is back up and climbing the ladder but it’s too late, Vlad gets it down.
Winner and NEW Hardcore Champion: Vlad
As Vlad leaves the ring celebrating and holding his title up into the air, Jackel slides out of the ring and limps back to the locker room holding the lower part of his back. This leaves AJ Anderson alone in the ring and leaning against the ladder, angry at himself for being so close but not being able to stop Vlad.
AJ is about to exit the ring when a man wearing jeans, an AWF t-shirt, a black jacket, and a black and white mask jumps the security rail holding a chair and slides into the ring. AJ turns around just in time to see chair coming right at his face. The chair cracks AJ over the head and he crumples to the ground like a house of cards, blood coming from his hair line. The masked man stands over AJ still holding the chair, just looking down at the injured wrestler as the show draws to a close.
Sasha and Angel start the match out, Angel gets in some early offense with the strikes until Sasha catches a kick and puts her in an ankle lock. Angel blocks the attempt to stand her up and tries the strikes again but Sasha immediately catches the kick and puts her in another ankle lock. Sasha follows up her counter by putting Angel in the Cloverleaf Pain submission hold, stops to taunt and gets a punch in her gut for the taunting. Angels starts to run toward Kitten and just…stops for some reason and lets Sasha get her with an elbow to the back of her head. Angel counters another grapple and puts Sasha down with some elbows to the back, nails some insult stomps, then tags Kitten in.
Kitten puts Sasha on the ground with an arm wench and then sets into the insult stomps. Sasha gets back up, but Kitten reverses her grapple hits Sasha with the Cobra Clutch Legsweep. The women play a game of reversals until Sasha wins out by hitting a neckbreaker. Sasha bails from the ring and Kitten follows, however Sasha quickly slides back in while Kitten is getting out and runs over and tags Sabrina.
Sabrina’s first action is to run over and knock Angel off the ring while Kitten gets back inside the ring. Kitten gets on the ropes and springboards for a shooting star press, but she completely misses. Sabrina punishes her with some strikes and then whips her into the ropes where Sasha ducks and Kitten goes sprawling out to the floor. Sasha goes down to try and attack Kitten but Kitten catches her and plants her with a DDT. Sabrina knocks Angel off again and follows her out to fight while Kitten and Sasha continue to fight on the other side of the ring. Kitten and Sabrina meet on the outside and Kitten hits her DDT finisher onto Sabrina on the outside!! Kitten slides back in and tries to knock Sasha off but Sasha counters and Kitten goes sprawling to the outside once gain again. Sasha goes down and drags Kitten over to the steps where she begins to bang her face onto the steel. Sabrina slides back into the ring and Sasha lets Kitten go back into the ring as well as Sabrina again knocks Angel off the apron. Sabrina turns around and walks right into a Shining Wizard from Kitten, and then gets a body splash via Kitten springboarding from the corner. Kitten goes onto the apron where she tries her springboard Shooting Star Press again and this time she gets a full hit onto Sabrina. Sabrina gets some insult stomps but then she gets Hot Tag onto Sasha!!!
Sasha takes down Kitten, then levels Angel, and hits the Hero Crusher on Kitten!! She drags Kitten to the center of the ring, but Kitten counters with the possum pin!! But all she gets is a 1 count. Kitten hits some more strikes then throws Sasha to the corner where she tags Angel in and they hit a double team boot to the face.
The ladies switch reversals off until Sasha finally hits a throat thrust onto Angel but Angel reverses the move after that and puts Sasha down with some elbows to the back. The women trade off strikes and reversals until Angel puts Sasha down with a Step-Up Enzuigiri. Now with a Signature ready, Angel whips Sasha into the corner and hits the Mug Shot! Kitten runs in and knocks Sabrina off; Angel drags Sasha to the center and makes the pin, 1…2…3!!! Angel gets the win!
Winners: Angel & Kitten Miller
Angels Singles Match: Ciarra Donnelly vs Misfitt
Misfitt opens up with some strikes and then puts Ciarra into the full nelson submission hold. Ciarra breaks out Bobby Lashley style and then hits Misfitt with a pull-back sidewalk slam. Ciarra hits a few insult stomps and then knocks Misfitt out of the ring when she stands back up. Ciarra taunts for a little as Misfitt gets back in, but she takes too long and she eats some strikes and goes down. The girls trade more strikes back and forth before Ciarra locks in a chinlock submission hold. Misfitt gets out of the hold and puts Ciarra down with a Triple H style kick. Misfitt follows up her offense with a Butterfly Lock and then puts her in the sharpshooter. Misfitt doesn’t let Ciarra rest as she’s put down again with a chopblock. Ciarra eats some insult stomps before getting back up, tossing Misfitt into the ropes, and hitting a big rebound powerslam. Ciarra then goes up to the top rope and hits a diving elbow drop across Misfitt, then picks her back up for a bone shattering knee breaker. The women trade strikes before Ciarra gets thrown face first in the turnbuckle. Misfitt picks Ciarra up and hits a super tornadobomb (I think). Back in the center of the ring, Misfitt again puts on the Rock-style sharpshooter. The women trade strikes until Ciarra throws Misfitt into the ring for a rebound slam but Misfitt reverses it into a DDT. The women exchange strikes and reversals until Ciarra puts Misfitt down with a neckbreaker. Ciarra goes back up to the top rope and hits another elbow drop, then repeats the move with the same successful outcome. Ciarra then stomps on Misfitt’s face and lets her stand back up. Misfitt throws Ciarra into the corner and shoulder barges her, then tries to strike but Ciarra blocks it and hits strikes of her own. Ciarra hits a pull-back sidewalk slam and then goes up to the top rope once again, hitting the forth elbow drop of the night, also getting her a Signature. She picks Misfitt up and promptly puts her back down with Sheamus’s Irish Curse kick! She drags Misfitt to the center of the ring, 1…2…3! The champion wins in this non-title match.
Winner: Ciarra Donnelly
Fatal Four Way: Rider vs Kouga Shuko vs Death vs Jacob Franchise
Non-elimination four way match, no way I could keep up with what was going on, so here’s how it ended:
Kouga and Rider went outside to brawl. Death grabbed Jacob Franchise and hit the Undertaker move where he lifts them into the air and then flips them by the arm (actual name of it escapes me), and then used the darkness choke. Kouga and Rider are still outside so Death drags Jacob to the center of the ring, 1…2…3. Death has broken his losing streak.
Winner: Death
Singles Match: Chaos vs Kevin Neer
Kevin Neer immediately charges from his corner and hits Chaos with an elbow. Chaos gets back almost immediately and Kevin tries to kick Chaos, but Chaos catches the kick and hits a belly-to-belly. Chaos goes for a pin for some reason, doesn’t even get a one count. Chaos lays into Kevin with some strikes then takes him down into the Crippler Crossface. Kevin gets out and lays in some strikes and then uses his head (literally) to put Chaos down. Chaos dodges some insult stomps and gets some strikes in but is tossed into the turnbuckle by Neer. Neer takes his sweet time in getting over to Chaos so he’s out by the time Neer gets to him. The men trade strikes and reversals until Chaos plants him with another belly-to-belly and tries the pin again, this time with his feet on the ropes, but again doesn’t even get a one. The men trade more strikes and reversals until Chaos charges in and hits a running STO. Chaos stands Neer back up and the men go back to trading strikes and reversals until Neer catches Chaos in the sleeper hold. Chaos gets out and plants Neer with the third belly-to-belly, Chaos must have been watching Scott Steiner matches before the show. Chaos lets Neer up and they again trade strikes and reversals, when Neer catches Chaos in the sleeper again. Chaos gets out and throws Neer into the turnbuckle, then follows up with a running strike. Neer gets out and gets behind Chaos and hits a one-handed facebuster, but eats an arm drag once Chaos is back up. Chaos lays in with the insult stomps but Neer gets up and hits Chaos with the Pendulum Backbreaker. Chaos gets in some strikes but Neer hits a back suplex. Chaos reverses a grapple to get behind Neer and hits the jumping reverse neckbreaker. Neer is tossed over the ropes onto the apron and Chaos doesn’t let him stay long as he hits the apron backbreaker I believe. Neer goes out of the ring and Chaos follows him out and tosses him back into the ring. Neer stands up and hits a running neckbreaker and goes for the strikes but Chaos hits the forth belly-to-belly, after which he promptly shouts “I’M THE GREATEST SON OF A BITCH TO EVER LIVE”. After this belly-to-belly, Chaos tries the pin again with the legs on the ropes. It’s just like a spear leading into a tag, belly-to-bellys always seem to lead to pins. 1…2… Neer kicks out, 2 2/3rds. Neer stands up and goes for the fisticuffs again before going into…another sleeper hold! Chaos gets out again and does some strikes of his own, but Neer ends that with another one-handed facebuster. Chaos gets back up after countering a grapple and this time he pulls Kevin’s legs and is going for the Walls of Jericho. Neer gets out but immediately eats a spear from Chaos, and eats a big right hand once he’s back up. Chaos picks Neer back up but Neer counters the grapple and puts Chaos down with a running elbow. Chaos counters another strike and puts Neer down with a swinging neckbreaker, gaining a Signature. Neer blocks the attempt to pick him up and gets him in the one-legged boston crab. Chaos gets out but eats more strikes from Neer, going down after a clothesline. Neer drags Chaos into the middle of the ring for the pin, but Chaos gets the possum pin! 1…2…3!!! The possum pin saves Chaos!
Winner: Chaos
Tag Match: Evolve or Die vs Oriental Express
Match starts out with Erik Saber and The Machine and immediately Saber puts Machine down with some running strikes. The men have a long exchange of strikes and reversals until Saber gets Machine hung up on the ropes and puts the bigger man down with a neckbreaker. Saber throws Machine into the corner but Machine gets out and puts Saber down with a belly-to-belly and then hits the running splash into a pin, doesn’t even get a one. The men trade more reversals and strikes until Saber runs in and puts Machine down with a headscissors takedown. While Machine is recovering, Saber runs over and tags Haste in.
Machine immediately puts Haste down with a clothesline and tries the running splash into a pin again, but again doesn’t even get a one. Haste stands back up and flips Machine with a Tazz Capture Suplex, goes out onto the apron but Machine is back up and knocks him down to the ground. While waiting for Haste to get back in the ring, Machine knocks Saber off as well, then turns back around and spears Haste as he gets back in the ring. After the spear, Machine runs over and tags Blade.
Blade and Haste have another long exchange of strikes and reversals which continues until Blade drops Haste with a spinebuster. Haste his back up soon after and another shot exchange of strikes and reversals until Haste goes to the apron and hits Blade with a springboard headscissors. Blade doesn’t take kindly to this and he hits Haste with a big back club and some insult stomps, followed by a neckbreaker once Haste is back up. Now Blade has a Signature and he hits his Trouble In Paradise signature. Machine runs interference while Blade covers, 1…2…3. Really? It’s over? That didn’t last long.
Winners: Oriental Express
Tag Match: Surf 'n Turf vs Brandon Dubaine & Xplizit
The match starts out with Rad and Brandon and starts with…strikes, how fitting. The strikes end when Rad puts Brandon down with a DDT and follows it up with a cartwheel legdrop. The strikes continue until Brandon throws Rad into the corner and hits the RVD style elbows. While Rad is sitting in the corner, Brandon follows up his offensive with the Jeff Hardy turnbuckle dropkick. Rad gets back up and throws Brandon into the turnbuckle where he makes a tag to Dozer and they hit a Ranawhip Powerbomb.
Dozer hits Brandon with some insult stomps and tries to pick Brandon up but Dubaine nails Cobra Commander right in the love junk. Brandon tries to follow up with more offense but Dozer counters a grapple and hits a back club. Brandon gets back up and rushes in for an attack but Dozer puts him down with a hip toss. Dozer picks Brandon up and punches him into the ropes but when he goes to grapple Brandon he is flipped over the ropes and onto the ground. Brandon takes advantage of Dozer being outside and tags Xplizit in.
Xplizit taunts until Dozer is back in the ring and goes to kick Dozer but is caught and planted with a belly-to-belly. Dozer hits X with a big elbow drop then hits the STO Backbreaker once he’s up. Dozer picks X back up but his grapple is reversed, but he quickly catches X with the Dusty Rhodes Bionic Punch. Dozer, using a fresh Signature, hits X with the Power of the Punch! And pausing the game to write this down I can see the character actually does have brass knuckles on when they do this move. Dozer pulls X to the center of the ring for the pin, 1… and X kicks out. X backs off a bit and goes outside the ring to catch his breath and Dozer takes his aggression out on Brandon, knocking him off the apron. Dozer taunts and is focused on Brandon but X slips back in and hits Dozer with a snapmare, then some stiff insult stomps. X gets some offense going with the strikes but Dozer ends it with a rebound spinebuster. After the spinebuster, Dozer runs over and tags Rad.
Xplizit welcomes Rad back into the match with a headscissors take down. X picks Rad up and throws him into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a t-bone suplex. Rad gets back up but eats another headscissors takedown. X runs back over and tags in Brandon.
Brandon hits an arm wrench onto Rad but eats a Fury Punch once Rad is back up. Rad goes to pick Brandon back up but gets fingers to his eyes. Brandon hits a snapmare on Rad and tries to get the offense going with strikes but Rad puts him down with a belly-to-belly then hits the RVD Handspring Splash. After which he runs over and tags Dozer in.
And Dozer…doesn’t do anything. He just immediately tags Rad back in.
Rad reluctantly gets back in the ring and eats a headscissor takedown from Brandon. Brandon drags Rad into the center of the ring for the pin, doesn’t even get a one before Dozer breaks it up. Brandon reverses a whip from Rad and catches Rad on the way back and just slams his head into the ground. Brandon goes out onto the apron and hits a springboard legdrop. Brandon tries to pick Rad up but Rad shoves him off and runs in to hit a karate kick, then runs back and tags Dozer back in.
Brandon rushes in but gets hip tossed by Dozer. Rad grabs Brandon and holds him while Dozer knees him in the gut then levels him with a Fury Punch. Dozer his some insult strikes then drops his size 12 boots right down on Brandon’s love junk. While Brandon is wondering if he’ll ever be a father, Dozer tags Rad in.
Rad rushes in and gets Brandon in a victory pin, 1…2… Xplizit makes the save! Brandon eats another karate kick from Rad, who rushes over and gets Dozer back in.
Cobra Commander puts Brandon down with another Fury Punch then goes for the pin. 1…2… X makes the save again. Brandon stands back up and gets hit with a Dusty Rhodes Bionic Punch. Brandon gets back up and tries to get to Xplizit but Dozer catches him and throws him back to his and Rad’s corner, rushing in and nailing him with a clothesline. Dozer picks Brandon back up and slams him down with his spinebuster signature. Dozer tries to pick Brandon back up but Brandon pushes him away. He ducks from the ring to put distance between himself and Dozer, who promptly knocks Xplizit off the apron. Rad goes after Brandon but he gets caught and his head is taken over to be introduced to the steel steps. Dozer meets Brandon outside and hits a Bionic Punch and slides him back into the ring. Brandon manages to get back up and nails Dozer with a shoulder jawbreaker, then wisely goes over and tags Xplizit back in.
Dozer greets Xplizit with a Fury Punch but Xplizit answers with a pull-back leg lariat. X picks Dozer’s head up and uses it as a kicking practice before hitting a neckbreaker. Dozer gets back up and X catches a kick from him and sends him down with a leg wrench. X hits a few insult stomps before getting hit by another Bionic Punch. X’s answer is to break Dozer’s jaw with a spinning wheel kick. Dozer gets to the corner…and gets a Hot Tag!
Rad takes down Xplizit, then knocks Brandon off, goes back over to Xplizit and hits the French TKO! Rad goes for the pin, 1…2…3! Rad gets the win for his team!
Winners: Surf ‘n Turf
Hardcore Title Number One Contendership: Osiris vs Minion vs William James
Not only was this a triple threat, but an extreme rules triple threat, so this was all over the place. Here’s the ending moment:
Well…this is embarrassing. I left the room to go to the bathroom, and inside the bathroom I hear 1 2 3. So I have no idea what happened or who got pinned, all I know when I came back to the room, Osiris was celebrating. So…Osiris wins.
Winner: Osiris
Singles Match: Lino vs Trip Acid
Lino starts out strong with some strikes until Trip throws him into the corner and hits a running knee. Lino gets out of the corner and eats some strikes from Trip, until Lino throws Trip into the opposite corner and runs in with a big shoulder barge. Lino and Trip trade strikes and reversals until Lino trips Trip up. Lino locks in the dragon sleeper and holds it until Trip knees his way out. Lino and Trip go back to exchanging punches and reversals until Trip locks the bear hug in. Lino gets out and tries a back suplex but Trip counters it but Lino…counters his counter…into a neckbreaker. Trip gets back up and picks Lino up into a suplex transition to a pin, but doesn’t even get a one count. Trip gets Lino as he’s getting back up in a running bulldog, but Lino counters the attempt to pick him back up. Trip and Lino trade off strikes and reversals until Lino puts Trip down with a back club and then knees him in the elbow. Lino picks Trip up and pulls him over to the turnbuckle for a series of punches. He only hits about 3 or 4 before he lets Trip out of the corner but puts him right back down with a back club. Trip manages to get back up and he and Lino begin to trade off the strikes and reversals again, until Trip comes out on top with a sit-down chokeslam, followed by a rough knee to the face one Lino is back up. Trip picks Lino back up and goes for some strikes but Lino catches him for a belly-to-belly. Lino hits a stiff elbow drop followed by some harsh strikes and a back club. Lino picks Trip up for a kneebreaker that gains him a Signature. Trip tries to come back and hits a running bulldog but his momentum is stopped by another back club. Lino picks Trip up but Trip blocks his attempt at the signature and hits some strikes followed by a rough DDT. Trip locks in the anaconda vise but is too close to the ropes. Trip moves Lino a bit and locks in the anaconda vise again, holding it till Lino knees his way out. Lino decapitates Trip with a clothesline…twice, gaining his Signature back. Lino picks up Trip and plants him into the ring with the sidewalk slam signature. Lino pulls him to the center of the ring and pins, 1…2…3! Lino has defeated the former champion!
Winner: Lino
Hardcore Title Triple Threat Ladder Match: AJ Anderson vs Vlad vs Jackel
A triple threat ladder match…how organized do you think it was?
Final moment was Jackel speared Vlad and took AJ out with the ladder, then planted the ladder and began to get the title, which was already half way down. Vlad gets back up and climbs the ladder, knocking Jackel off and there is just a sliver of life left on the title. AJ is back up and climbing the ladder but it’s too late, Vlad gets it down.
Winner and NEW Hardcore Champion: Vlad
As Vlad leaves the ring celebrating and holding his title up into the air, Jackel slides out of the ring and limps back to the locker room holding the lower part of his back. This leaves AJ Anderson alone in the ring and leaning against the ladder, angry at himself for being so close but not being able to stop Vlad.
AJ is about to exit the ring when a man wearing jeans, an AWF t-shirt, a black jacket, and a black and white mask jumps the security rail holding a chair and slides into the ring. AJ turns around just in time to see chair coming right at his face. The chair cracks AJ over the head and he crumples to the ground like a house of cards, blood coming from his hair line. The masked man stands over AJ still holding the chair, just looking down at the injured wrestler as the show draws to a close.