Post by Spazz on Apr 7, 2010 14:07:32 GMT -5
After the opening video and pyro display, the camera fades in and out to show Frank Dubaine sitting behind his desk.
"Hello everyone and welcome to Collision Thursday Roulette Edition, where we spin the Wheel of Dubaine to determine your entertainment for tonight. And you know, just doing this I’m positive we’ll still beat that other show.
"You know; the show where they THINK they have matches but it’s really just a talk show with some fighting thrown in. The show where they THINK they have superstars but it’s really just a bunch of washed up hacks that couldn’t cut it here?
"But enough about MWL, let’s go down to the ring with our Master of Ceremonies, Barney Green, and the Wheel of Dubaine."
The camera switches to the ring where Barney Green stands in front of a giant roulette wheel.
"Thank you Mr. Dubaine and might I just say that suit is very slimming on you.
"Okay people, here is how it’s going to work: I’m going to spin this here wheel and the square it lands on win will determine what matches we shall see tonight. So, without further adieu, let’s give it a go."
Barney spins the wheel and it lands on a square that reads “Mixed Tag match. GM chooses opponents.” Barney Green reads off what the square says and the camera immediately switches back to Dubaine in his office.
Oh, a Mixed Tag match, eh? Okay, here is what I’m imagining. We’ll have the Cardinal of Carnage, Minion, teaming up with his sister, the Maiden of Misery, Angel. And they’ll team against the AWF Angels Champion, Ciarra Donnelly, and her partner, the Hemp Guru himself, Trip Acid. There you go, Superstars. You have your match, report to the ring!
Mixed Tag Match: Minion & Angel vs Trip Acid & Ciarra Donnelly
The men start the match off and Minion immediately slams Trip’s face onto his knee then immediately follows up with a harsh kick to the cranium. He lets Trip get back up immediately catches him with an uppercut strike and knees him in the gut. Trip reverses a follow up strike and cranks Minion across the jaw. Minion responds with another kick to Trip’s green skull. This time Minion doesn’t let Trip get back up and hits his two small and one big elbow drop. Trip rolls out of the way and tries to land a punch but Minion reverses and pays back in full with a punch of his own. This seems to piss Trip off as he charges in and turns Minion around with a knee to his jaw. Trip tags in Ciarra and Minion is forced to bring Angel into the match.
Angel starts off with a punch to the Irishwoman’s gut and tries to follow up with a grapple but Ciarra gets behind Angel and clubs her forearm across the back. Angel turns around in time to get Ciarra’s elbow across her cheek. Ciarra goes to kick Angel but Angel catches it and reverses it into the falling big boot move, the actual name of the move escapes me at the moment. Angel picks Ciarra back up and immediately hits her Original Sin CAF. She pulls Ciarra into the center of the ring and covers, but Trip comes in and yanks Angel out of the pin. Ciarra takes advantage of Angel distracted by Trip, tossing her into her corner, and tagging in Trip back in before tossing Angel into the opposite corner.
Minion comes back in and is immediately hit with strikes but tosses Trip into the turnbuckle when the green man tries to grapple him. Minion runs in and slugs Trip in the gun with a boxing punch and then hits the running face wash. Minion then for some reason runs back and tags Angel back in, forcing Ciarra to come back in as well.
Angel knees Ciarra in the gut and the Irish War Maiden responds with a punch and a kick. Ciarra tosses Angel into the turnbuckle where she lands a hard big boot. She tries to grapple Angel but is tossed into the turnbuckle herself, she gets out quickly enough but is hit by a discuss strike from Angel. Angel lifts Ciarra’s legs and uses them to jump across and drop her leg right across Ciarra’s neck, then stomps for good measure. She lets Ciarra get back up, which was a mistake because Ciarra hits another elbow across Angel’s jaw. After a few more strikes Ciarra gets Angel from behind and throttles her with a reverse suplex. She adds a few stomps to Angel before once again tagging Trip back in.
The referee does his best impression of a Michael Jackson shuffle as Minion hits a three kick combo on Trip, followed by more insult stomps. Trip rolls out of the way of an elbow drop and nails Minion with some stiff strikes and turns the Rob Zombie man in half with a pull-back backbreaker. Trip keeps momentum going with some strikes but Angel grabs Trip, holding him still so Minion could hit another kick to the green man’s head. He lifts Trip onto his hands and knees and straddles him for some punches but Trip blocks and counters on about the fourth punch. Trip hits some more strikes and tosses Minion into the turnbuckle where he tries to dropkick him, but Minion swats him out of the sky. Minion lets Trip get back up and gets behind him to hit a harsh headbutt to the back of Trip’s head. Trip rolls out of the way of a leg drop and runs in and gives Minion whiplash with a harsh clothesline. Trip mounts up for some ground-and-pound and Minion takes them all like a red-headed step child. He lets Minion back up and immediately hits him with a John Cena style facebuster. He keeps up the assault with some ground strikes but Minion rolls out of the way and saves himself by bringing his sister back into the fray.
Ciarra immediately tosses Angel into hers and Trip’s corner and tags back out before tossing Angel into her own corner. That was quick.
Minion didn’t seem to appreciate being brought back in so quick as he hits Trip with a harsh clothesline and follows up with an elbow drop. Trip gets back up and blocks a grapple attempt, but all he gets is a spinning heel kick to the face for his troubles. He keeps up the strikes but Trip manages to catch him and tosses him into the ropes. Minion stops himself on the rebound and Trip tags Ciarra back in.
Angel kicks Ciarra in the gut and tosses her into the corner with Minion where she tags out and tosses Ciarra back into her own corner. Too tired to fight, Angel?
Trip goes into Goldberg mode and freakin’ breaks Minion in half with a powerful spear, then locks in an anaconda vice which Angel quickly breaks up. He tosses Minion into the corner where he repays that boxing punch to the gut with one of his own. Minion manages to get out and hits another spinning wheel kick to Trip’s face. He immediately retreats and gets Angel back in.
Angel starts off this round with a Sheamus style butterfly kick followed by an insult stomp. She tries to grab Ciarra’s foot but Ciarra caves in Angel’s face with a counter kick. Angel didn’t take kind to her mascara being smudged and she clubs Ciarra with a few strikes before tossing her into the corner with Minion. Here she cranks Ciarra’s face with an uppercut strike and tries to grab her, but Ciarra kicks her way out. We have a chain of reversals before Angel finally wins out with a one-handed facebuster. Angel bounces off the corner and goes airborne as she lands across the back of Ciarra. And what does she do next? Tag Minion back in of course!
Trip’s holding his head now and the clothesline he receives from Minion probably didn’t help matters. He goes for the pin but only gets a 2. Minion complains to the ref and turns around and hits Trip with another three kick combo. Minion lifts Trip back up and hits the Aneurysm, busting Trip open! He drags Trip to the center of the ring, Ciarra tries to get in but Angel runs interference! 1…2…3!!!
Winners: Minion & Angel
"A very fine performance to start of Collision tonight! During the commercial break we spun the Wheel of Dubaine again, and this time it came up as the Grudge Match! And who has a bigger grudge into this company today than the bickering brothers, Jackel and Chaos!
"And I have the perfect match idea to let all the bad blood boil in this match with no chance of rules or safety getting in the way! None other than the infamous Last Man Standing match! You all wanna see it, I wanna see it, so let’s see it! To the ring!"
Last Man Standing: Jackel vs Chaos
This match was long…and I mean LONG! I figured you didn’t want to read the novel that would be this matches play-by-play, so here is the final moment:
The last few minutes of the match Chaos gained total control. It started with Chaos swinging a 2x4 like he was at t-ball and then cemented the advantage with his own rendition of musical chairs on Jackel’s head. Chaos got his signature up and hit the cyclone. Not content with just that, he immediately picked Jackel back up and hit the Demon Horns. Chaos slipped out the ring while the referee counted, slid back in at 8. Jackel stayed down for the 10 though so it didn’t really matter.
Winner: Chaos
The camera fades back in from commercial with a close up on the Wheel of Dubaine. The arrow lands on the square marked “Number one contendership match”
"Hmm, a number one contendership match. Now which title should it be? Oh, I know! Why don’t we have some more woman-on-woman violence with a four way elimination battle royal for a match at Zero Hour for the Angels Title? In that match we shall have the Queen of Clowns, Misfitt. The Lone Star State Lady, Kitten Miller. And the only active Angels tag team, The Sinister Sisters. Will the bonds of sisterhood prove stronger than the desire for the gold? Or is this the last time we see the sisters on good terms? Let’s find out!"
Angels Championship Number One Contendership Match: Sasha Sinister vs Kitten Miller vs Misfitt vs Sabrina Sinister
Another long match so I’ll just mention who was eliminated and it what fashion.
Misfitt tapped out to a submission from Sasha Sinister
Sabrina Sinister pinned Sasha Sinister while having her feet on the ropes
Kitten Miller pinned Sabrina Sinister in a possum pin
Winner: Kitten Miller
First Blood: William James vs Brandon Dubaine
The match starts out with both men trading shots back and forth but WJ breaks the monotony by hitting an armbreaker. William picks Brandon back up and tries to kick him in the gut but Brandon catches the kick and rearranges WJ’s teeth with a windmill kick. Brandon gives some insult stomps but WJ gets back up and hits a shoulder barge followed by insult stomps. WJ does a Bruce Lee pose and kicks Brandon square in the face as he starts to get up, this seems to fire Brandon up as they trade more strikes back and forth. Brandon throws WJ in the corner and runs in to do a spinning forearm smash, but accidently catches the referee instead. WJ gets out of the corner and comes out swinging, locking Brandon in the Masterlock for good measure. Brandon powers out, but WJ isn’t letting him get speed back up and hits a running neckbreaker. Brandon rakes William’s eyes as he tries to lift him up, throwing WJ into the ropes and catching him with a kick on the rebound. Brandon lets WJ get up but knocks his head with his elbow, then immediately throwing him into the corner where he hits a back flip kick. Brandon gets on the apron to do some highflying but WJ hits him to nip it in the bud. WJ tries to bring Brandon back into the ring but Brandon counters with a strike to William’s temple. Brandon comes back in and is greeted to a series of kicks from WJ, tries to follow it up with a running attack but Brandon hip tosses him down to the ground. Brandon picks WJ back up for another series of quick strikes but WJ brings that to a halt with a European Uppercut. WJ hits some strikes of his own then nails a swinging neckbreaker. The referee does another Michael Jackson shuffle as the men exchange shots once again, ending with Brandon taking WJ down with a leg wrench. William hits Brandon in the love junk and follows up with some more harsh strikes that moves into more insult stomping. Brandon gets in some more strikes before bailing from the ring. WJ follows and both men get weapons, Dubaine grabs a chair and WJ gets a 2x4. WJ gets in a shot with the 2x4 but Brandon steals it and clubs James across the head with it. Brandon keeps up the assault with the 2x4 but William fires back with a reverse DDT onto the concrete. William stretches out Brandon’s face with his boot and then lays in some punches, trying to bust Brandon open, but Brandon won’t break. Now it’s WJ’s turn to get hit in the love junk as he tries to lift Brandon up. The men exchange strikes and counters until WJ drags Brandon over to the stairs and starts to bang his head into them. The first slam busts Brandon open WJ is the victor.
Winner: William James
"Once again we spun the wheel during the commercial break and it came up simply as “A match with managers”. As soon as I saw that, I knew immediately who to pick. There are two tag teams here in AWF that I’ve been wanting to see go at it for a while, and while this isn’t the tag team warfare match I was wanting, this singles match should give us a good idea on how they stack up against each other. The two teams are of course the former tag team champions, Oriental Express, and one of my newest favorite teams, Evolve or Die. So, for this contest, I’m putting The Machine and Jacob Haste against each other in a non-title match, and their managers shall be their tag team partners of course! Combatants, to the arena!"
Singles Match: The Machine w/ Blade vs Jacob Haste w/ Erik Saber
The Machine starts the match off by immediately spearing Haste and following up with the tried and true insult stomping. He lets Haste get back up which proves to be a mistake as Haste hits some strikes and then throws Machine into the corner. Haste tries to do a running attack but Machine counters and gets out of the corner, but Haste cuts off any momentum he was trying to get going with some more strikes. He throws Machine off the ropes and hits the jumping knife edge chop move. The men exchange some counters and attacks before Haste locks in a anaconda vice, causing Blade to jump up onto the apron and distract the ref. Machine powers out of the submission as Blade jumps up again for some reason to bicker with the ref while Machine hits the chop/back hand strike combo. Machine hits the running body splash into the pin, but Haste kicks out even before the one count. Haste catches a kick from Machine, but the big man jumps and kicks Haste in the back of the head with his other leg. Haste gets back up and hits some strikes and ends the combo with a Super Kick. Machine comes back with some more strikes and hits a pull-back spinebuster. Haste fights back with more strikes and puts the exclamation mark on with a running DDT. Haste gets onto the apron where he grabs Machine and hits a sunset flip into a pin, Machine kicks out at 1. Machine breaks Haste’s nose with a headlock punch and lays in the insult stomps. Haste comes back with some punches but Machine ends the comeback pretty quick with a clothesline. The men continue to fight on with strikes, which Machine eventually gets the advantage, but loses it when Haste hits a hurricanrana into a pin. He doesn’t even get a 1 count though as Machine gets the rope break. Haste hits some more strikes and then nails a Matt Hardy Side Effect, but gets clubbed in the love junk when he tries to pick Machine back up. Haste stands up right into some strikes from Machine and gets floored by the big boot, but Haste gets the match rolling his way again when he rolls away from some insult stomps and hits another running DDT. Haste bounces off the corner and hits a body splash across Machine’s waist, then goes back out to the apron where he hits a springboard leg drop. Machine comes back angrily with some strikes, but Haste catches his leg and twists him back down with a leg wrench. Machine stands back up and hits a…hurricanrana…somehow. He pulls Haste back up and hits a suplex, then picks him up again for the Russian Legsweep. Haste blocks the next attempt to pick him back up and fires back with strikes, but Machine gets the advantage again, locking in a submission which prompts Saber to jump to the apron to distract the ref. Haste powers out of the submission but is almost immediately knock back down and put into another submission, this time the Glam Slam. Saber jumps up one more time but this proves one time too many and the ref bans him from ringside. Haste comes back with a fierce backbreaker and drags the big man to the center of the ring where he goes for the pin. 1…2…3! Haste gets the win off the backbreaker!
Winner: Jacob Haste
The camera fades back in, not to show Frank Dubaine, but instead a woman with brown hair and red glasses.
"Hello and welcome back to Collision Thursday, my name is Diana Pelham. Uh, you’re probably wondering well Mr. Dubaine is. Well, see, during the commercial break Mr. Dubaine ordered a hamburger from the AWF cafeteria with extra jalapenos, and it proved too much for his stomach to handle. So for the time being at least, I will be announcing the matches that come up off the spins of the wheel.
"The next match the wheel came up with was a straight forward singles match, and since I am deciding all matters in these matches until Mr. Dubaine returns, I am putting Jacob Franchise and Kouga Shuko in this match. So Superstars, go...uh, do your best, I guess."
Singles Match: Jacob Franchise vs Kouga Shuko
The match starts out with the men exchanging strikes and Jacob gets the early one up when he tosses Kouga into the turnbuckle and hits a running body splash. The men return to their game of returning strikes until Jacob again seemingly takes the advantage, hitting a series of elbow drops onto the downed Kouga. Kouga takes Franchise down when he tries to lift the big man up and Kouga locks Franchise into the cloverleaf. Jacob powers our and he throws Kouga back into the turnbuckle, this time throwing him with a monkey flip. The men again return to strikes which Jacob ends with a running kick to Kouga’s face. Franchise reverses a grapple and hits an uppercut and then a John Cena style facebuster. We go back to strikes until Franchise gets behind Kouga and hits a reverse suplex. Kouga gets back up and floors Franchise with a throat thrust and lays in the insult stomps. Franchise rolls out of the way and hits Kouga with the backbreaker to neckbreaker move, the name escapes me. The men have a series of reversals until Kouga ends the game with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to Franchise’s face. Franchise tosses Kouga into the ropes but all he gets for his trouble is countered and kicked in the face once again. Kouga hits an uppercut of his own and puts the exclamation mark on with the big boot. Kouga hits a few more strikes before throwing Franchise into the ropes, but Jacob stops himself and kicks Kouga across the face with a spinning wheel kick. Kouga eats some insult stomps and a snapmare before finding his groove again and hitting a uppercut. The men return to strikes and Kouga gets the better of Franchise with a clothesline, then drags Franchise to the corner where the sets the smaller man up for some good ol’ Ric Flair corner chop action. Franchise only gets about two or three before Kouga lets him out of the corner, but Kouga immediately takes Fanchise’s knee out with a chopblock. And once Franchise gets back up, they go back to strikes! Surprised?! Franchise ends the monotony with another John Cena style facebuster followed immediately by another set of elbow drops. And strikes! Again! Hah! Luckily Kouga doesn’t let it go on too long before he hits a wheelbarrow hold to a neckbreaker, then a swift stomp to Jacob’s head. Kouga then target’s Jacob’s knee, picking it up just slamming it back down to the ground. Kouga lets Franchise roll around on the ground holding his knee Peter Griffin style before giving him another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. More strikes. Jacob Franchise gets Kouga into the corner where he…strikes. Kouga gets out and gets behind Jacob and hits the…I think Tiger Suplex Pin. 1…2…3! Kouga has won this match of strikes.
Winner: Kouga Shuko
Ms. Pelham is looking slightly offscreen when the camera fades back in and the cameraman can be heard trying to get her attention.
"Oh, we’re back? Ahem. Yes, a very, uh…entertaining match guys. Well done. Next is, uh, well the next match is… Damn, Frank makes this look so easy. B-Barney what’s the next match?"
The camera pans off to the side a little bit to show Barney Green and the Wheel of Dubaine.
"Looks like a Triple Threat Match."
"Okay…there we go! A Triple Threat Match! Let’s have, uh, let’s see. Let’s have Xplizit, Death, and…Osiris! Yes, Xplizit, Death, and Osiris! I’m sure it’ll be a…jolly good match. …England’s going to kill me."
Triple Threat Match: Xplizit vs Osiris vs Death
You know how Triple Threats are: hard to follow. So once again: the final moment.
Xplizit and Death pick up Osiris for a double chokeslam. X turns his attention to Death and hits an enzuigiri to the back of Death’s head. He picks up Death and throws him into the corner furthest away from him. Xplizit then quickly covers the still down Osiris. 1…2… Death’s out of the corner, can he make it? 3! Xplizit uses some quick reactions to grab the win.
Winner: Xplizit
The camera fades back in to show Barney and Ms. Pelham standing next to the Wheel of Dubaine as it spins.
“It’s a…Backstage Brawl! A Backstage Brawl right here on Collision Thursday. Wow, you wouldn’t see matches like this even on that other shows Pay Per Views. …Wait, yes you would. Anyway, a Backstage Brawl…Well in a match like that you can’t go wrong with a former Hardcore Champion, so let’s do Vlad against AWF’s newest monster, Sorro. …Just-just go to the match, I don’t have a clever segway.”
Backstage Brawl: Sorro vs Vlad
Vlad and Sorro square off backstage and Vlad immediately starts off with some hard strikes and then a rough belly-to-belly. He picks Vlad back up for some more strikes and then a pull-back clothesline. Vlad empties the trashcan of its weapons but Sorro gets him with a Fury Punch before he can put any of them to good use. The men exchange some strikes before Sorro hits a t-bone suplex, but his comeback doesn’t last long as Vlad comes back with some more strikes and then hits a pull-back belly-to-belly. Vlad locks in an armbar then picks Sorro back up for a headlock punch. Sorro comes back with some strikes and a BIG clothesline followed by some insult stomps. Sorro hits Vlad with about every move he has in the range of strikes, finally putting Vlad down with a pull-back tilt-a-whirl. Sorro busts Vlad open with a one-handed facebuster and then just tosses the smaller man as hard as he can into a luggage rack. Sorro has his signature built up and hits Vlad with his underhook pilediver signature move, but Vlad isn’t out yet. Vlad immediately follows up with his The End created finisher and STILL Vlad isn’t out yet. Sorro picks up the trash can and just decides to take the trash out on Vlad. Vlad tries to fight back with some strikes but a suplex from Sorro puts an end to that really quick. Sorro picks up the kendo stick next and goes Sandman all over Vlad. Vlad grabs a ladder to try and fight back but Sorro clubs him with the kendo stick again before he can mount any kind of offense. Sorro drags Vlad over to a table and clubs Vlad over the head with one of the laptops, and then adds insult to injury by kneeing Vlad in the love junk. Twice. Vlad again tries to fight back, hitting Sorro with a spear, but Sorro’s European uppercut ends that thought. By now Sorro has his finisher up again and he hits The End onto Vlad once again and STILL Vlad isn’t out of it. Sorro just continues to hammer Vlad with every move in his arsenal, even hitting him with the second laptop on the table. Vlad manages to actually put Sorro on the ground with a pull-back clothesline but a bulldog from Sorro puffs out the spark of Vlad’s comeback. Vlad is seeing stars as Sorro again sets up for the underhook pilediver and Vlad again isn’t knocked out. Sorro just nonchalantly picks Vlad back up again and sets up AGAIN for The End, and even after this, the third one, Vlad isn’t out. Sorro picks up a chair and just hits on Vlad with that until it disappears. A big powerbomb fills up Sorro’s signature and Vlad is AGAIN set up for the underhook piledriver. At this point, Vlad has got to be wondering what he did to piss off God and deserve this. Somehow, someway, Vlad isn’t put out by the third signature. Sorro just takes it all in stride and sets up again for The End. And Vlad’s not out again. I think at this point Sorro is just having fun. Sorro just continues to wail on Vlad with little to no response. Another piledriver and it is mercifully over for Vlad. The poor guys head must be one big concussion.
Winner: Sorro
Sorry about that folks, Frank holds a fist to his mouth as he makes a deep guttural belch. The volcano burgers in the cafeteria can sometimes sneak up on you. Anyway, the Wheel of Dubaine gave me a perfect idea for the Main Event tonight. The roll came up as “Champion vs Champion,” and it immediately came to me: The World Champion and the Hardcore Champion vs the Tag Team Champions. Sounds like a great much, doesn’t folks. So let’s- There is a deep groan from Frank’s gut. Oh… Frank holds his gut and looks like he’s turning green. Enjoy the Main Event, and thanks for watching Collision Thursday Roulette Edition. Dubaine jumps up and runs off camera as the screen changes to the ring.
Tag Match: Lino & AJ Anderson vs Surf 'n Turf
Lino and Rad start things off and Rad immediately starts off with a healthy dose of strikes followed by a pull-back hurricanrana. Lino fires back with strikes of his own and plants the significantly smaller Rad on the ground with a back club. Lino follows up by applying a Camel Clutch and AJ runs interference to make sure Dozer doesn’t break it up. Rad powers out of the submission hold and hits a RVD handspring splash and keeps up the attack with more strikes once Lino gets back up. Lino fires back with some strikes of his own before tossing him into the corner and setting off a double team tag attack with AJ.
AJ immediately rolls up Rad into a pin, Lino is running interference, but Rad kicks out even before the one count. The men exchange strikes and reversals before Rad just tosses AJ’s head to the ground. Rad hits some insult stomps and then keeps up the strikes once AJ is to his feet. AJ’s response to the strikes is a gordbuster followed by strikes of his own. Rad catches a break and runs back to tag in Dozer.
Dozer’s first order of business in the match is to club the shit out of AJ’s back. Dozer tries to keep the strike game going but Axel catches the kick and twists with the leg wrench. AJ hits a few insult stomps and then turns Dozer over for a Boston Crab. Lino tries to run interference but he’s too slow as Rad almost immediately breaks the submission. AJ gets a pretty good rhythm of attack going on Dozer, climaxing the rhythm with an abdominal stretch. Rad somehow slips by Lino and breaks the submission up again. Dozer and AJ trade strikes and Dozer floors AJ with a knife edge chop followed by an immediate club to the back once AJ stands back up. Dozer hits a pull-back clothesline but it doesn’t keep Anderson down for long as he’s soon back up and firing out strikes. AJ and Dozer trade attacks and reversals until the next big move which is a running DDT onto Dozer. Dozer gets back up and levels AJ with a clothesline, then runs back and tags Rad back in.
Rad is met with a spear from AJ and he uses the time to run back and tag Lino back in.
Rad repays the spear with a spear of his own onto Lino, which prompts him to also run back and tag Dozer. Are spears just the move that always foreshadows a tag?
Dozer clubs the back of Lino and hits some harsh insult stomps. Lino’s response though is to throw Dozer into the corner where he picks the Cobra Commander up and slams his body into the turnbuckle. Lino picks Dozer back up and lays in with more strikes. Dozer gets back in the game and the big men trade strikes back and forth. After hitting a bionic elbow, Dozer bravely runs away Sir Robin style and tags Rad back in.
Lino’s greeting to Rad is a pull-back powerslam and some insult stomps. Lino continues to use Rad as a doormat before he picks the surfer back up and hits a running neckbreaker. Lino picks Rad back up and the game of alternating strikes begins once again. Rad though counters a kick into the quick ankle lock and then goes into a pin, Lino kicks out at 1. Lino and Rad trade some reversals before Rad finds his inner Chuck Norris and roundhouses Lino across the face. The Chuck Norris moment though awakens Lino’s inner Goldberg as Lino runs in and hits another spear. And…Lino tags AJ back in. Yeah, spears always foreshadow tags now.
AJ looks to take advantage of the situation and drags Rad into the center of the ring, but Rad gets a possum pin! Unfortunately, AJ kicks out at 1. AJ lays in with some strikes and rearranges Rad’s face with some quick kicks. He lifts Rad back up and hits him with a 619. Huh. Must have used Steal Move. Anyway the 619 ends in a pin, 1…2…3! Lino and AJ have ended Surf ‘n Turf’s undefeated streak with Rad’s own move.
Winner: Lino & AJ Anderson
"Hello everyone and welcome to Collision Thursday Roulette Edition, where we spin the Wheel of Dubaine to determine your entertainment for tonight. And you know, just doing this I’m positive we’ll still beat that other show.
"You know; the show where they THINK they have matches but it’s really just a talk show with some fighting thrown in. The show where they THINK they have superstars but it’s really just a bunch of washed up hacks that couldn’t cut it here?
"But enough about MWL, let’s go down to the ring with our Master of Ceremonies, Barney Green, and the Wheel of Dubaine."
The camera switches to the ring where Barney Green stands in front of a giant roulette wheel.
"Thank you Mr. Dubaine and might I just say that suit is very slimming on you.
"Okay people, here is how it’s going to work: I’m going to spin this here wheel and the square it lands on win will determine what matches we shall see tonight. So, without further adieu, let’s give it a go."
Barney spins the wheel and it lands on a square that reads “Mixed Tag match. GM chooses opponents.” Barney Green reads off what the square says and the camera immediately switches back to Dubaine in his office.
Oh, a Mixed Tag match, eh? Okay, here is what I’m imagining. We’ll have the Cardinal of Carnage, Minion, teaming up with his sister, the Maiden of Misery, Angel. And they’ll team against the AWF Angels Champion, Ciarra Donnelly, and her partner, the Hemp Guru himself, Trip Acid. There you go, Superstars. You have your match, report to the ring!
Mixed Tag Match: Minion & Angel vs Trip Acid & Ciarra Donnelly
The men start the match off and Minion immediately slams Trip’s face onto his knee then immediately follows up with a harsh kick to the cranium. He lets Trip get back up immediately catches him with an uppercut strike and knees him in the gut. Trip reverses a follow up strike and cranks Minion across the jaw. Minion responds with another kick to Trip’s green skull. This time Minion doesn’t let Trip get back up and hits his two small and one big elbow drop. Trip rolls out of the way and tries to land a punch but Minion reverses and pays back in full with a punch of his own. This seems to piss Trip off as he charges in and turns Minion around with a knee to his jaw. Trip tags in Ciarra and Minion is forced to bring Angel into the match.
Angel starts off with a punch to the Irishwoman’s gut and tries to follow up with a grapple but Ciarra gets behind Angel and clubs her forearm across the back. Angel turns around in time to get Ciarra’s elbow across her cheek. Ciarra goes to kick Angel but Angel catches it and reverses it into the falling big boot move, the actual name of the move escapes me at the moment. Angel picks Ciarra back up and immediately hits her Original Sin CAF. She pulls Ciarra into the center of the ring and covers, but Trip comes in and yanks Angel out of the pin. Ciarra takes advantage of Angel distracted by Trip, tossing her into her corner, and tagging in Trip back in before tossing Angel into the opposite corner.
Minion comes back in and is immediately hit with strikes but tosses Trip into the turnbuckle when the green man tries to grapple him. Minion runs in and slugs Trip in the gun with a boxing punch and then hits the running face wash. Minion then for some reason runs back and tags Angel back in, forcing Ciarra to come back in as well.
Angel knees Ciarra in the gut and the Irish War Maiden responds with a punch and a kick. Ciarra tosses Angel into the turnbuckle where she lands a hard big boot. She tries to grapple Angel but is tossed into the turnbuckle herself, she gets out quickly enough but is hit by a discuss strike from Angel. Angel lifts Ciarra’s legs and uses them to jump across and drop her leg right across Ciarra’s neck, then stomps for good measure. She lets Ciarra get back up, which was a mistake because Ciarra hits another elbow across Angel’s jaw. After a few more strikes Ciarra gets Angel from behind and throttles her with a reverse suplex. She adds a few stomps to Angel before once again tagging Trip back in.
The referee does his best impression of a Michael Jackson shuffle as Minion hits a three kick combo on Trip, followed by more insult stomps. Trip rolls out of the way of an elbow drop and nails Minion with some stiff strikes and turns the Rob Zombie man in half with a pull-back backbreaker. Trip keeps momentum going with some strikes but Angel grabs Trip, holding him still so Minion could hit another kick to the green man’s head. He lifts Trip onto his hands and knees and straddles him for some punches but Trip blocks and counters on about the fourth punch. Trip hits some more strikes and tosses Minion into the turnbuckle where he tries to dropkick him, but Minion swats him out of the sky. Minion lets Trip get back up and gets behind him to hit a harsh headbutt to the back of Trip’s head. Trip rolls out of the way of a leg drop and runs in and gives Minion whiplash with a harsh clothesline. Trip mounts up for some ground-and-pound and Minion takes them all like a red-headed step child. He lets Minion back up and immediately hits him with a John Cena style facebuster. He keeps up the assault with some ground strikes but Minion rolls out of the way and saves himself by bringing his sister back into the fray.
Ciarra immediately tosses Angel into hers and Trip’s corner and tags back out before tossing Angel into her own corner. That was quick.
Minion didn’t seem to appreciate being brought back in so quick as he hits Trip with a harsh clothesline and follows up with an elbow drop. Trip gets back up and blocks a grapple attempt, but all he gets is a spinning heel kick to the face for his troubles. He keeps up the strikes but Trip manages to catch him and tosses him into the ropes. Minion stops himself on the rebound and Trip tags Ciarra back in.
Angel kicks Ciarra in the gut and tosses her into the corner with Minion where she tags out and tosses Ciarra back into her own corner. Too tired to fight, Angel?
Trip goes into Goldberg mode and freakin’ breaks Minion in half with a powerful spear, then locks in an anaconda vice which Angel quickly breaks up. He tosses Minion into the corner where he repays that boxing punch to the gut with one of his own. Minion manages to get out and hits another spinning wheel kick to Trip’s face. He immediately retreats and gets Angel back in.
Angel starts off this round with a Sheamus style butterfly kick followed by an insult stomp. She tries to grab Ciarra’s foot but Ciarra caves in Angel’s face with a counter kick. Angel didn’t take kind to her mascara being smudged and she clubs Ciarra with a few strikes before tossing her into the corner with Minion. Here she cranks Ciarra’s face with an uppercut strike and tries to grab her, but Ciarra kicks her way out. We have a chain of reversals before Angel finally wins out with a one-handed facebuster. Angel bounces off the corner and goes airborne as she lands across the back of Ciarra. And what does she do next? Tag Minion back in of course!
Trip’s holding his head now and the clothesline he receives from Minion probably didn’t help matters. He goes for the pin but only gets a 2. Minion complains to the ref and turns around and hits Trip with another three kick combo. Minion lifts Trip back up and hits the Aneurysm, busting Trip open! He drags Trip to the center of the ring, Ciarra tries to get in but Angel runs interference! 1…2…3!!!
Winners: Minion & Angel
"A very fine performance to start of Collision tonight! During the commercial break we spun the Wheel of Dubaine again, and this time it came up as the Grudge Match! And who has a bigger grudge into this company today than the bickering brothers, Jackel and Chaos!
"And I have the perfect match idea to let all the bad blood boil in this match with no chance of rules or safety getting in the way! None other than the infamous Last Man Standing match! You all wanna see it, I wanna see it, so let’s see it! To the ring!"
Last Man Standing: Jackel vs Chaos
This match was long…and I mean LONG! I figured you didn’t want to read the novel that would be this matches play-by-play, so here is the final moment:
The last few minutes of the match Chaos gained total control. It started with Chaos swinging a 2x4 like he was at t-ball and then cemented the advantage with his own rendition of musical chairs on Jackel’s head. Chaos got his signature up and hit the cyclone. Not content with just that, he immediately picked Jackel back up and hit the Demon Horns. Chaos slipped out the ring while the referee counted, slid back in at 8. Jackel stayed down for the 10 though so it didn’t really matter.
Winner: Chaos
The camera fades back in from commercial with a close up on the Wheel of Dubaine. The arrow lands on the square marked “Number one contendership match”
"Hmm, a number one contendership match. Now which title should it be? Oh, I know! Why don’t we have some more woman-on-woman violence with a four way elimination battle royal for a match at Zero Hour for the Angels Title? In that match we shall have the Queen of Clowns, Misfitt. The Lone Star State Lady, Kitten Miller. And the only active Angels tag team, The Sinister Sisters. Will the bonds of sisterhood prove stronger than the desire for the gold? Or is this the last time we see the sisters on good terms? Let’s find out!"
Angels Championship Number One Contendership Match: Sasha Sinister vs Kitten Miller vs Misfitt vs Sabrina Sinister
Another long match so I’ll just mention who was eliminated and it what fashion.
Misfitt tapped out to a submission from Sasha Sinister
Sabrina Sinister pinned Sasha Sinister while having her feet on the ropes
Kitten Miller pinned Sabrina Sinister in a possum pin
Winner: Kitten Miller
First Blood: William James vs Brandon Dubaine
The match starts out with both men trading shots back and forth but WJ breaks the monotony by hitting an armbreaker. William picks Brandon back up and tries to kick him in the gut but Brandon catches the kick and rearranges WJ’s teeth with a windmill kick. Brandon gives some insult stomps but WJ gets back up and hits a shoulder barge followed by insult stomps. WJ does a Bruce Lee pose and kicks Brandon square in the face as he starts to get up, this seems to fire Brandon up as they trade more strikes back and forth. Brandon throws WJ in the corner and runs in to do a spinning forearm smash, but accidently catches the referee instead. WJ gets out of the corner and comes out swinging, locking Brandon in the Masterlock for good measure. Brandon powers out, but WJ isn’t letting him get speed back up and hits a running neckbreaker. Brandon rakes William’s eyes as he tries to lift him up, throwing WJ into the ropes and catching him with a kick on the rebound. Brandon lets WJ get up but knocks his head with his elbow, then immediately throwing him into the corner where he hits a back flip kick. Brandon gets on the apron to do some highflying but WJ hits him to nip it in the bud. WJ tries to bring Brandon back into the ring but Brandon counters with a strike to William’s temple. Brandon comes back in and is greeted to a series of kicks from WJ, tries to follow it up with a running attack but Brandon hip tosses him down to the ground. Brandon picks WJ back up for another series of quick strikes but WJ brings that to a halt with a European Uppercut. WJ hits some strikes of his own then nails a swinging neckbreaker. The referee does another Michael Jackson shuffle as the men exchange shots once again, ending with Brandon taking WJ down with a leg wrench. William hits Brandon in the love junk and follows up with some more harsh strikes that moves into more insult stomping. Brandon gets in some more strikes before bailing from the ring. WJ follows and both men get weapons, Dubaine grabs a chair and WJ gets a 2x4. WJ gets in a shot with the 2x4 but Brandon steals it and clubs James across the head with it. Brandon keeps up the assault with the 2x4 but William fires back with a reverse DDT onto the concrete. William stretches out Brandon’s face with his boot and then lays in some punches, trying to bust Brandon open, but Brandon won’t break. Now it’s WJ’s turn to get hit in the love junk as he tries to lift Brandon up. The men exchange strikes and counters until WJ drags Brandon over to the stairs and starts to bang his head into them. The first slam busts Brandon open WJ is the victor.
Winner: William James
"Once again we spun the wheel during the commercial break and it came up simply as “A match with managers”. As soon as I saw that, I knew immediately who to pick. There are two tag teams here in AWF that I’ve been wanting to see go at it for a while, and while this isn’t the tag team warfare match I was wanting, this singles match should give us a good idea on how they stack up against each other. The two teams are of course the former tag team champions, Oriental Express, and one of my newest favorite teams, Evolve or Die. So, for this contest, I’m putting The Machine and Jacob Haste against each other in a non-title match, and their managers shall be their tag team partners of course! Combatants, to the arena!"
Singles Match: The Machine w/ Blade vs Jacob Haste w/ Erik Saber
The Machine starts the match off by immediately spearing Haste and following up with the tried and true insult stomping. He lets Haste get back up which proves to be a mistake as Haste hits some strikes and then throws Machine into the corner. Haste tries to do a running attack but Machine counters and gets out of the corner, but Haste cuts off any momentum he was trying to get going with some more strikes. He throws Machine off the ropes and hits the jumping knife edge chop move. The men exchange some counters and attacks before Haste locks in a anaconda vice, causing Blade to jump up onto the apron and distract the ref. Machine powers out of the submission as Blade jumps up again for some reason to bicker with the ref while Machine hits the chop/back hand strike combo. Machine hits the running body splash into the pin, but Haste kicks out even before the one count. Haste catches a kick from Machine, but the big man jumps and kicks Haste in the back of the head with his other leg. Haste gets back up and hits some strikes and ends the combo with a Super Kick. Machine comes back with some more strikes and hits a pull-back spinebuster. Haste fights back with more strikes and puts the exclamation mark on with a running DDT. Haste gets onto the apron where he grabs Machine and hits a sunset flip into a pin, Machine kicks out at 1. Machine breaks Haste’s nose with a headlock punch and lays in the insult stomps. Haste comes back with some punches but Machine ends the comeback pretty quick with a clothesline. The men continue to fight on with strikes, which Machine eventually gets the advantage, but loses it when Haste hits a hurricanrana into a pin. He doesn’t even get a 1 count though as Machine gets the rope break. Haste hits some more strikes and then nails a Matt Hardy Side Effect, but gets clubbed in the love junk when he tries to pick Machine back up. Haste stands up right into some strikes from Machine and gets floored by the big boot, but Haste gets the match rolling his way again when he rolls away from some insult stomps and hits another running DDT. Haste bounces off the corner and hits a body splash across Machine’s waist, then goes back out to the apron where he hits a springboard leg drop. Machine comes back angrily with some strikes, but Haste catches his leg and twists him back down with a leg wrench. Machine stands back up and hits a…hurricanrana…somehow. He pulls Haste back up and hits a suplex, then picks him up again for the Russian Legsweep. Haste blocks the next attempt to pick him back up and fires back with strikes, but Machine gets the advantage again, locking in a submission which prompts Saber to jump to the apron to distract the ref. Haste powers out of the submission but is almost immediately knock back down and put into another submission, this time the Glam Slam. Saber jumps up one more time but this proves one time too many and the ref bans him from ringside. Haste comes back with a fierce backbreaker and drags the big man to the center of the ring where he goes for the pin. 1…2…3! Haste gets the win off the backbreaker!
Winner: Jacob Haste
The camera fades back in, not to show Frank Dubaine, but instead a woman with brown hair and red glasses.
"Hello and welcome back to Collision Thursday, my name is Diana Pelham. Uh, you’re probably wondering well Mr. Dubaine is. Well, see, during the commercial break Mr. Dubaine ordered a hamburger from the AWF cafeteria with extra jalapenos, and it proved too much for his stomach to handle. So for the time being at least, I will be announcing the matches that come up off the spins of the wheel.
"The next match the wheel came up with was a straight forward singles match, and since I am deciding all matters in these matches until Mr. Dubaine returns, I am putting Jacob Franchise and Kouga Shuko in this match. So Superstars, go...uh, do your best, I guess."
Singles Match: Jacob Franchise vs Kouga Shuko
The match starts out with the men exchanging strikes and Jacob gets the early one up when he tosses Kouga into the turnbuckle and hits a running body splash. The men return to their game of returning strikes until Jacob again seemingly takes the advantage, hitting a series of elbow drops onto the downed Kouga. Kouga takes Franchise down when he tries to lift the big man up and Kouga locks Franchise into the cloverleaf. Jacob powers our and he throws Kouga back into the turnbuckle, this time throwing him with a monkey flip. The men again return to strikes which Jacob ends with a running kick to Kouga’s face. Franchise reverses a grapple and hits an uppercut and then a John Cena style facebuster. We go back to strikes until Franchise gets behind Kouga and hits a reverse suplex. Kouga gets back up and floors Franchise with a throat thrust and lays in the insult stomps. Franchise rolls out of the way and hits Kouga with the backbreaker to neckbreaker move, the name escapes me. The men have a series of reversals until Kouga ends the game with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to Franchise’s face. Franchise tosses Kouga into the ropes but all he gets for his trouble is countered and kicked in the face once again. Kouga hits an uppercut of his own and puts the exclamation mark on with the big boot. Kouga hits a few more strikes before throwing Franchise into the ropes, but Jacob stops himself and kicks Kouga across the face with a spinning wheel kick. Kouga eats some insult stomps and a snapmare before finding his groove again and hitting a uppercut. The men return to strikes and Kouga gets the better of Franchise with a clothesline, then drags Franchise to the corner where the sets the smaller man up for some good ol’ Ric Flair corner chop action. Franchise only gets about two or three before Kouga lets him out of the corner, but Kouga immediately takes Fanchise’s knee out with a chopblock. And once Franchise gets back up, they go back to strikes! Surprised?! Franchise ends the monotony with another John Cena style facebuster followed immediately by another set of elbow drops. And strikes! Again! Hah! Luckily Kouga doesn’t let it go on too long before he hits a wheelbarrow hold to a neckbreaker, then a swift stomp to Jacob’s head. Kouga then target’s Jacob’s knee, picking it up just slamming it back down to the ground. Kouga lets Franchise roll around on the ground holding his knee Peter Griffin style before giving him another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. More strikes. Jacob Franchise gets Kouga into the corner where he…strikes. Kouga gets out and gets behind Jacob and hits the…I think Tiger Suplex Pin. 1…2…3! Kouga has won this match of strikes.
Winner: Kouga Shuko
Ms. Pelham is looking slightly offscreen when the camera fades back in and the cameraman can be heard trying to get her attention.
"Oh, we’re back? Ahem. Yes, a very, uh…entertaining match guys. Well done. Next is, uh, well the next match is… Damn, Frank makes this look so easy. B-Barney what’s the next match?"
The camera pans off to the side a little bit to show Barney Green and the Wheel of Dubaine.
"Looks like a Triple Threat Match."
"Okay…there we go! A Triple Threat Match! Let’s have, uh, let’s see. Let’s have Xplizit, Death, and…Osiris! Yes, Xplizit, Death, and Osiris! I’m sure it’ll be a…jolly good match. …England’s going to kill me."
Triple Threat Match: Xplizit vs Osiris vs Death
You know how Triple Threats are: hard to follow. So once again: the final moment.
Xplizit and Death pick up Osiris for a double chokeslam. X turns his attention to Death and hits an enzuigiri to the back of Death’s head. He picks up Death and throws him into the corner furthest away from him. Xplizit then quickly covers the still down Osiris. 1…2… Death’s out of the corner, can he make it? 3! Xplizit uses some quick reactions to grab the win.
Winner: Xplizit
The camera fades back in to show Barney and Ms. Pelham standing next to the Wheel of Dubaine as it spins.
“It’s a…Backstage Brawl! A Backstage Brawl right here on Collision Thursday. Wow, you wouldn’t see matches like this even on that other shows Pay Per Views. …Wait, yes you would. Anyway, a Backstage Brawl…Well in a match like that you can’t go wrong with a former Hardcore Champion, so let’s do Vlad against AWF’s newest monster, Sorro. …Just-just go to the match, I don’t have a clever segway.”
Backstage Brawl: Sorro vs Vlad
Vlad and Sorro square off backstage and Vlad immediately starts off with some hard strikes and then a rough belly-to-belly. He picks Vlad back up for some more strikes and then a pull-back clothesline. Vlad empties the trashcan of its weapons but Sorro gets him with a Fury Punch before he can put any of them to good use. The men exchange some strikes before Sorro hits a t-bone suplex, but his comeback doesn’t last long as Vlad comes back with some more strikes and then hits a pull-back belly-to-belly. Vlad locks in an armbar then picks Sorro back up for a headlock punch. Sorro comes back with some strikes and a BIG clothesline followed by some insult stomps. Sorro hits Vlad with about every move he has in the range of strikes, finally putting Vlad down with a pull-back tilt-a-whirl. Sorro busts Vlad open with a one-handed facebuster and then just tosses the smaller man as hard as he can into a luggage rack. Sorro has his signature built up and hits Vlad with his underhook pilediver signature move, but Vlad isn’t out yet. Vlad immediately follows up with his The End created finisher and STILL Vlad isn’t out yet. Sorro picks up the trash can and just decides to take the trash out on Vlad. Vlad tries to fight back with some strikes but a suplex from Sorro puts an end to that really quick. Sorro picks up the kendo stick next and goes Sandman all over Vlad. Vlad grabs a ladder to try and fight back but Sorro clubs him with the kendo stick again before he can mount any kind of offense. Sorro drags Vlad over to a table and clubs Vlad over the head with one of the laptops, and then adds insult to injury by kneeing Vlad in the love junk. Twice. Vlad again tries to fight back, hitting Sorro with a spear, but Sorro’s European uppercut ends that thought. By now Sorro has his finisher up again and he hits The End onto Vlad once again and STILL Vlad isn’t out of it. Sorro just continues to hammer Vlad with every move in his arsenal, even hitting him with the second laptop on the table. Vlad manages to actually put Sorro on the ground with a pull-back clothesline but a bulldog from Sorro puffs out the spark of Vlad’s comeback. Vlad is seeing stars as Sorro again sets up for the underhook pilediver and Vlad again isn’t knocked out. Sorro just nonchalantly picks Vlad back up again and sets up AGAIN for The End, and even after this, the third one, Vlad isn’t out. Sorro picks up a chair and just hits on Vlad with that until it disappears. A big powerbomb fills up Sorro’s signature and Vlad is AGAIN set up for the underhook piledriver. At this point, Vlad has got to be wondering what he did to piss off God and deserve this. Somehow, someway, Vlad isn’t put out by the third signature. Sorro just takes it all in stride and sets up again for The End. And Vlad’s not out again. I think at this point Sorro is just having fun. Sorro just continues to wail on Vlad with little to no response. Another piledriver and it is mercifully over for Vlad. The poor guys head must be one big concussion.
Winner: Sorro
Sorry about that folks, Frank holds a fist to his mouth as he makes a deep guttural belch. The volcano burgers in the cafeteria can sometimes sneak up on you. Anyway, the Wheel of Dubaine gave me a perfect idea for the Main Event tonight. The roll came up as “Champion vs Champion,” and it immediately came to me: The World Champion and the Hardcore Champion vs the Tag Team Champions. Sounds like a great much, doesn’t folks. So let’s- There is a deep groan from Frank’s gut. Oh… Frank holds his gut and looks like he’s turning green. Enjoy the Main Event, and thanks for watching Collision Thursday Roulette Edition. Dubaine jumps up and runs off camera as the screen changes to the ring.
Tag Match: Lino & AJ Anderson vs Surf 'n Turf
Lino and Rad start things off and Rad immediately starts off with a healthy dose of strikes followed by a pull-back hurricanrana. Lino fires back with strikes of his own and plants the significantly smaller Rad on the ground with a back club. Lino follows up by applying a Camel Clutch and AJ runs interference to make sure Dozer doesn’t break it up. Rad powers out of the submission hold and hits a RVD handspring splash and keeps up the attack with more strikes once Lino gets back up. Lino fires back with some strikes of his own before tossing him into the corner and setting off a double team tag attack with AJ.
AJ immediately rolls up Rad into a pin, Lino is running interference, but Rad kicks out even before the one count. The men exchange strikes and reversals before Rad just tosses AJ’s head to the ground. Rad hits some insult stomps and then keeps up the strikes once AJ is to his feet. AJ’s response to the strikes is a gordbuster followed by strikes of his own. Rad catches a break and runs back to tag in Dozer.
Dozer’s first order of business in the match is to club the shit out of AJ’s back. Dozer tries to keep the strike game going but Axel catches the kick and twists with the leg wrench. AJ hits a few insult stomps and then turns Dozer over for a Boston Crab. Lino tries to run interference but he’s too slow as Rad almost immediately breaks the submission. AJ gets a pretty good rhythm of attack going on Dozer, climaxing the rhythm with an abdominal stretch. Rad somehow slips by Lino and breaks the submission up again. Dozer and AJ trade strikes and Dozer floors AJ with a knife edge chop followed by an immediate club to the back once AJ stands back up. Dozer hits a pull-back clothesline but it doesn’t keep Anderson down for long as he’s soon back up and firing out strikes. AJ and Dozer trade attacks and reversals until the next big move which is a running DDT onto Dozer. Dozer gets back up and levels AJ with a clothesline, then runs back and tags Rad back in.
Rad is met with a spear from AJ and he uses the time to run back and tag Lino back in.
Rad repays the spear with a spear of his own onto Lino, which prompts him to also run back and tag Dozer. Are spears just the move that always foreshadows a tag?
Dozer clubs the back of Lino and hits some harsh insult stomps. Lino’s response though is to throw Dozer into the corner where he picks the Cobra Commander up and slams his body into the turnbuckle. Lino picks Dozer back up and lays in with more strikes. Dozer gets back in the game and the big men trade strikes back and forth. After hitting a bionic elbow, Dozer bravely runs away Sir Robin style and tags Rad back in.
Lino’s greeting to Rad is a pull-back powerslam and some insult stomps. Lino continues to use Rad as a doormat before he picks the surfer back up and hits a running neckbreaker. Lino picks Rad back up and the game of alternating strikes begins once again. Rad though counters a kick into the quick ankle lock and then goes into a pin, Lino kicks out at 1. Lino and Rad trade some reversals before Rad finds his inner Chuck Norris and roundhouses Lino across the face. The Chuck Norris moment though awakens Lino’s inner Goldberg as Lino runs in and hits another spear. And…Lino tags AJ back in. Yeah, spears always foreshadow tags now.
AJ looks to take advantage of the situation and drags Rad into the center of the ring, but Rad gets a possum pin! Unfortunately, AJ kicks out at 1. AJ lays in with some strikes and rearranges Rad’s face with some quick kicks. He lifts Rad back up and hits him with a 619. Huh. Must have used Steal Move. Anyway the 619 ends in a pin, 1…2…3! Lino and AJ have ended Surf ‘n Turf’s undefeated streak with Rad’s own move.
Winner: Lino & AJ Anderson