Post by CK Malicious on May 8, 2010 8:46:20 GMT -5
An eerie silence descends on the AWF arena when... Call Me When Your Sober by Evanescence hits, the crowd are stunned, it's CK! he strolls down to the ring in trademark style, mic in hand he climbs the steps into the ring. Takes a little jog to the far turnbuckle and climbs it. Amidst the crescendo of noise he looks out at the frenzied fans and laps up the adulation.
Well hello again AWF.
CK pauses and gestures for the crowd to quieten.
I hope you all enjoyed my ring return, it felt good and feels amazing to be back... Alone but back! Now to pressing issues. I'll be honest, in my year or so out i've not really kept up with all tings AWF but that doesn't mean i don't know what's going on. So, here's the thing, Mr U.S Title holder, I won't call you champion because, well that would still be me and I would like my belt back please. But before McBlueballs Dubaine comes out here spouting...
CK puts on a high pitched southern accent, sounding a bit like Sookie from true blood.
"CK you can't just come back after a year and demand, my ass on a platter, some girls for your locker room, the U.S Tiltle, J.D for your boys"
CK's voice goes back to normal.
Now Frank, I can do all of the above, because we both know that, along with my buddy eat-till-i-explode Lino I am the most decorated superstar here and a future hall of famer. It's people like me that get asses in seats Mr Dubaine, so don't give me the bullshit, just get your little army of abused secretaries and overly breast-fed lawyers to draw it up, because when I left we had an agreement, in writing that because I vacated the belt, on my return, the shot is rightfully mine.
CK drops from the ring and starts to walk away, he pauses.
Oh and the belt babysitter better buff up his biceps and wear some clean underwear, cos CK is coming, It's time for some 'Natural Selection'.
CK drops the mic and exits the arena to raptuous and riotous applause and cheers.
(fade)
OOC: Sorry Spazz
and it's not quite Haze's movie script!! awesome promo Hazer BTW.
Well hello again AWF.
CK pauses and gestures for the crowd to quieten.
I hope you all enjoyed my ring return, it felt good and feels amazing to be back... Alone but back! Now to pressing issues. I'll be honest, in my year or so out i've not really kept up with all tings AWF but that doesn't mean i don't know what's going on. So, here's the thing, Mr U.S Title holder, I won't call you champion because, well that would still be me and I would like my belt back please. But before McBlueballs Dubaine comes out here spouting...
CK puts on a high pitched southern accent, sounding a bit like Sookie from true blood.
"CK you can't just come back after a year and demand, my ass on a platter, some girls for your locker room, the U.S Tiltle, J.D for your boys"
CK's voice goes back to normal.
Now Frank, I can do all of the above, because we both know that, along with my buddy eat-till-i-explode Lino I am the most decorated superstar here and a future hall of famer. It's people like me that get asses in seats Mr Dubaine, so don't give me the bullshit, just get your little army of abused secretaries and overly breast-fed lawyers to draw it up, because when I left we had an agreement, in writing that because I vacated the belt, on my return, the shot is rightfully mine.
CK drops from the ring and starts to walk away, he pauses.
Oh and the belt babysitter better buff up his biceps and wear some clean underwear, cos CK is coming, It's time for some 'Natural Selection'.
CK drops the mic and exits the arena to raptuous and riotous applause and cheers.
(fade)
OOC: Sorry Spazz
and it's not quite Haze's movie script!! awesome promo Hazer BTW.